Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gone In 60 Seconds.  This movie is about a car named Cage and it will still drive you baby.  Does anybody read this shit?

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlefield Earth.  This movie is about a man named hillbilly and he saves the world in the year 3000!  

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Urban Legend.  This movie is about a guy named Legend and his sister is Urban and there is a baby face lex luthor and a pre-oscar Jared Leto.  Fuck yeah!   Also freddy kinda.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  This one is pretty boring because Skyguy and shit.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E11 (On the Road Again).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches All The Right Moves.  Football, Coach, Tom Cruise, Tits, Lea Thompson, Steel Mills... Fuck yeah to the 1980s!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7.  In this film shit just got fucking real!  Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast!  Daddy's gotta go to work.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6 “mid-credit scene”.  This secret scene is where we find out the Han's death in the 3 film wasn't an accident and that makes it slightly less tragic to me, but we gotta keep pumping out those sequels bro!  This tells us Jason Statham is a bad ass fucker and here to stay son.  

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E9 (Jump).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Darker.  This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive.  This podcast is awful and fuck you part 2.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 3.  This movie is another quickly done sequel that was made to get 3D back into cinemas and also to make another quick buck!  I actually found myself enjoying this one more than I remember plus he gets the mask ffs!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.  There is still silly hair cuts, and more batshit insanity.  Please don't listen to this.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Suicide Squad.  This movie is a hot mess of garbage that wastes so much talent here. Ugh

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 3 (Director’s Cut).  This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too.  Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker and now Joe (big dick) Pesci are back and kicking ass and shit!