Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jigsaw.  This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka shit.  This movie is probably the worst of the bunch, but I'd have to rewatch that 3D one and that wont happen so fuck it.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2.  This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E3 (Looking for Lucky).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1.  This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1.

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E2 (Strangers in the Night).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Con Air.  This movie is about a plane named Con Air and it will still fuck you up and spit you out!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E1 (A.L.F.).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreams In The Witch House (Masters of Horror S01 E02).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 2nd episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E0 (Original Unaired Pilot).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary Two.  This movie is about a fucking zombie cop that goes crazy and gets his rape on... I'm looking at you Clancy Brown.  Anyways the kid from Terminator 2 is in this bitch and Anthony Edwards!  Stephen Fucking King bitches. ;)      

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Laundry (A Punisher Short Film).  A little teaser bitches of the Thomas Jane film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. This movie is not as good as the previous one and that's saying a lot mother fuckers.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Passengers.  Stylized sci-Fi horrorishness in outer space with a dash of star power thrown in for a flawed, but decent enough film.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellbound: Hellraiser ll.  A dude got his face ripped off and said Jesus wept!  Now it takes place like hours after the first one and is kinda boring, but still decent just bad pacing.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6.  This sweet and sour film is about tanks with a small chip in and blowing shit up, but at new extremes.  Letty is back and there are some pretty cool formula one cars in this bitch.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast Five “mid-credit scene”.  This secret scene is where a franchise alum comes back to tell us Letty is still alive.  What?