Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Night Before.  So I never even knew this movie existed until like 2 months ago.  I now watched it and enjoyed it well enough.  Go give it a look son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 2).  This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book!  This miniseries two part movie stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so i figured i'd post it before the new films start coming out.  thanks and enjoy it son!       this episode is not good.  sorry bro

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw: The Original Short Film.  This is the demo presentation piece filmed as a proof of concept to sell the script and get the first Saw film made.  It's not too shabby so give it some love.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 1).  This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book!  This miniseries two part movie stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so i figured i'd post it before the new films start coming out.  thanks and enjoy it son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 2 Fast 2 Furious.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive shit rice burners and think they are awesome, but this time they are working for the man and go undercover to fuck shit up son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches John Wick.  This movie is about a guy named John Wick... John Wick don't take shit.  You take his car and he gets pissed.  You kill his dog and he gets even ffs!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches D2: The Mighty Ducks.  This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that came out like forever ago... Fuck it son. haha  Emilio!!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary.  This movie is about a guy named Johnny Rotten.. JK.  Anyways shit dies, gets buried and then comes back to life... rinse & repeat!  Stephen Fucking King bitches. ;)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Extended Cut).  This movie is an expensive polished turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week!  Seriously 3 fucking hours of this shit bro.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme.  This movie is about a dick head hot shit surgeon that treats people like shit until he gets in a car accident and fucks up his hands and his life.  He learns how to kick ass with magic and knife fight like a fucking puerto rican on speed.  I have a pr friend so I can say that. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Camp Nowhere.  So this film was a childhood classic for me that I decided to rewatch and see if it held up.  I think that it did and I still enjoyed parts of it, but I'm a crazy fuck head so whatever.   cheers son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angry Birds.  This movie is ok for a movie based on a crazy mobile phone game! Haha give it a shot son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Invasion.  This movie is actually better than you'd think, but there are some issues.  I enjoyed it, but watch the older ones if you found this one ok.  Thanks son.     8=====D--------

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 7 (Saw 3D) & (Saw: The Final Chapter).  This movie is actually better than the last one, but the actual production quality/ practical effects suck.  Just pop some pills and get it over with and still eat a pussy.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk.  This movie is that first shitty one from 2003 and it's as bad as I remember.  Seriously it's polished shit, but still shit.  that is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 6.  This movie is fucking awful!  Seriously don't fucking watch this shit show... eat a pussy instead. ;P

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches London Has Fallen.  This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that recently came out.  Yet again there was another problem recording this, but fuck it we got it done anyways!  Fuck it son.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrows is sexy as always and loves chewing dbag's assholes out left and right.  Matthew Lillard is subdued in his fucking lameness, but still manages to "help" save the day?  Also David fucking Warner!       So as you can guess I just copy/pasted the wing commander info into this! haha fml son. ;(

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that fly shit rice burners and think they are awesome until their buddy "Tin Man" goes loco and shit gets real!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bad Boys.  This movie is about two cops that just happen to also be Bad Boys... oh dear!