Short Funk

How did a schmuck end up here?

Felines come in all qualities.

It's been a long time coming.

Accents really muck up technology.

House guests sometimes come from the past.

Sometimes ideas are chosen at opportune times.

Sometimes films bring back repressed memories.

Butter knives for your protection in San Jose.

How to make contact.

An assessment comes at the same time as a crisis.

Hard not to be nihilistic about education.

Something from a comedic but misspent yoof.

Movement metaphysics was where it was.

The first part of three on jokes that are being retired (featuring an old excerpt from Stone Ape).

Giving a book an evil look.

Finding myself a little beat last Friday, will life change?

No more nose-based armed services.

The zombies of the urban apocalypse.

Survivalists characteristics should be passed down.

The bubble of Silicon Valley is all perception.