Rock Talk: A Guide To The Films Of Dwayne Johnson

The jabronis make sure they're wearing their thunderwear to check in on Fast Five, a movie that many consider to be the greatest film-making achievement of all time. (Okay, maybe that's just us.) Beaches. Action. Exotic cars. Bald, sweaty men standing so close to each other that they're almost kissing. THIS MOVIE HAS IT ALL. And we haven't even gotten to the heist yet! Also!! New Jumanji trailer!! Dwayne Johnson gets the InfoWars endorsement?? Jordan and Charlie give their Rock Rankings!! Remember to subscribe/review/share the podcast!! The jabronis will return next week to talk about their rankings in more detail.

While you jabronis were looking at that big ol' dumb eclipse, our eyes were focused on another light in the sky. We saw the Fast-Signal and we instantly knew there was Fast and Furious news to be discussed. Tyrese gets in The Rock's mentions? Michelle Rodriguez walks away from the franchise? Hellen Mirren wants a bigger part? It's a jam-packed mini-episode this week on Rock Talk. Remember to rate/review/share the podcast!

The jabronis wave goodbye to summer with the latest movie in the Rock canon, Baywatch! Did this movie fare well with the critics? No. Did this movie appease Bay-heads out there excited for a reboot? Not really. Is there anything salvageable about this rare Dwayne Johnson misstep? Probably! Also!! Boy hero saves sister's life because DJ taught him how!! The Rock donates $25k to Harvey relief!! Dwayne Johnson died this week but not really!!

It's a very special mini-episode this week on Rock Talk! Charlie travels to NOVA Pro Wrestling's August event in Annandale, Virginia to talk to Daniel Richards, The Progressive Liberal. This guy has been all over NPR, CBS News, and Deadspin for his amazing performances as the wrestling heel in Appalachia. But what happens when he comes up to liberal country?? Charlie and Jordan also discuss a very critical element in the life of His Rockness: his diet. And yes, they discuss what his bowel movements might be like. Also!! Cod!! Cod!! Cod!!

AWW YEAH XZIBIT IS HERE TO PIMP YOUR ROCK MOVIE. Picture this: the year is 2006. NASA just launched the New Horizons rocket towards Pluto. North Korea just started testing nuclear weapons. Nic Cage starred in The Wicker Man. It was an exciting time, but it was also kind of scary. The Human Race needed stability. It needed inspiration. It needed a football movie in which The Rock gives no fewer than FOUR "inspirational" speeches to middle school criminals. Join us, won't you? Also!! The Rock regains #1 social media ranking!! (SUCK IT, CARA DELEVINGE) "You're Welcome" goes platinum!! InTouch Magazine LOVES DJ's salt & pepper beard!!

STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. We have some huge news in our second mini-episode. Dwayne Johnson has changed his famous "Brahma Bull" tattoo... and we have many thoughts about it.

I'VE COME FOR THE WOMAN AND YOUR HEAD. The jabronis are joined by guest Connor Weber to discuss Dwayne Johnson's first starring movie role, 2002's The Scorpion King! There are so many questions to answer here. Are camels really smarter than horses? What is a British dude doing in ancient Egypt? Why does Nickelback on this soundtrack? Also!! The Rock announces "Jungle Cruise" movie!! Short film/commercial with Siri!! Ballers is HBO's highest rated half-hour in six years!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate/review on iTunes. It's the number one way to do the jabronis a solid. While you're at it, why don't you share Rock Talk with a friend or two?

It's the inaugural MINI-EPISODE! Jordan and Charlie are joined by one of the smartest and most qualified jabronis they know, political journalist Ed Demaria. They'll take a much-too-serious look at DJ's possible road to the White House. Do campaign committees ever draft winners? If not President, what other elected position can The Rock feasibly win? Dwayne Johnson introduced WHO at the 2000 RNC?? Also! They announce the winner of the #DJUSA tank top giveaway! Please continue to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud or wherever you get your podcasts!

Jordan and Charlie choose Option A this week as they take a look at The Rock’s 2003 action-adventure comedy “The Rundown”! They get to the bottom of pressing questions like: Does a turntable have the aerodynamic properties of a frisbee? Exactly how many hats does Christopher Walken have? Is this The Rock’s “Indiana Jones” movie? News!! “Run The Rock 2020” files with the FEC!! Finally, some “Shazam” news!! Dwayne Johnson is feelin’ octagonal in a recent interview!! THERE’S STILL TIME TO ENTER THE #DJUSA GIVEAWAY! Hey dummies, you have only a few days left to leave a review on iTunes and automatically be entered in a Rock Talk tank top giveaway. It’s literally the easiest thing you can do! We’ll announce the winner on Episode 8!

DON’T CALL IT A REBOOT. It’s a big week for Rock Talk as Jordan and Charlie are joined by guest jabroni Grace Aucella to discuss 2008’s secret agent parody “Get Smart”! They’ll tackle some of our generation’s toughest questions. At what point does a movie become a Dwayne Johnson movie? What was funny during the Bush administration? What’s the ideal length for a movie? PLUS: A NEW THEME SONG COURTESY OF @ERICDAINO!! Also: The Rock’s stunt double!! Jumanji trailer released!! Elizabeth Warren loves Ballers?? The jabronis also introduce a new kind of rating system, THE FRANCHISE VIAGRA TEST. It answers a pressing question: Do we want to see a sequel?

Another Disney movie?? IT DOESN'T MATTER. The jabronis take a look at the beginning of Rocky's family-friendly era, 2007's The Game Plan. As always, they'll answer some pressing questions: Can The Rock throw a football? What do Bostonians wear in January? Why do movie football teams always have lame names? Also!! Neve Campbell joins the cast of Skyscraper!! Viral video of trucker jumping out of his car to meet DJ!! New Rampage set pics!! As always, please remember to listen/rate/review us on: iTunes: http://apple.co/2rbo0F6 Stitcher: http://bit.ly/2rbgI4k Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/2rp496a Twitter: https://twitter.com/RockTalkPod

The jabronis are joined by Maalik Simmons to discuss Disney's 2016 animated island getaway Moana! Dwayne Johnson plays immortal demigod Maui, who is tasked with helping the young heroine to defeat a demon and restoring prosperity to her island. PLUS: We announce the winner of the SUNS-OUT-GUNS-OUT-GIVEAWAY!! News: DJ is number one on social media!! Rampage production shuts down Chicago streets!! Amanda Bynes is back, baby!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review on iTunes! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to vote on our next episode and join the discussion.

Your two favorite jabronis discuss Rocky's 2010 Canadian-American "comedy", The Tooth Fairy. Do fairy wings really look like severed Gremlin ears? Why did Mary Poppins agree to do this movie? Is this the only movie that rips off both Steve Martin and James Bond? News: The Rock's GQ cover story!! Presidential run!! He's wearing normal clothes!!

Jordan and Charlie discuss The Rock's epic return to the Fast and Furious family. Why are his forearms so sweaty? What's going on with his goatee? Is Letty a victim of Stockholm syndrome? All this and more answered on episode two of Rock Talk! News: Dwayne joining SNL's Five-Timer's Club!! The most controversial sketch of the night!! Baywatch disappoints at the box office!!

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Rock Talk! Jordan and Charlie discuss the 2013 Michael Bay action flick starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Synopsis: Three small-minded body builders try to kidnap and extort their way to the American dream. BE A DOER!! News: Rocky's birthday!! Michael Moore!! Production on "Rampage" starts!!