Rich And Joe And Mark's Perfect Ten

This week it's the Sappy Bullshit...ahem, sorry, I mean Valentines Special. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @markrharding

This week we learned that Joe has retarded hand washing math as well as everything else. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @markrharding

This week we return after a month long hiatus. Richard reveals the extent of his internet stalking and expresses his love for a man he has never met. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @markrharding

This week we learned that Rissa's mum was the first Paris Hilton and that Mark has another male admirer. Tune in next time for Richard's answer on his parents sex life. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @markrharding

This week we learned that Joe is back from rehab, that Mark's dick is on the loose and in need of a trim. That our new years resolutions include losing a job due to sexual misconduct, quitting a job due to boredom and getting a job due to determination and sheer desperation and that 2012 might be the year Tom finally gets his T-shirt from Rissa. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @markrharding

This week we do the 'Festive 12' for our Christmas special. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @MarkRHarding

This week we welcome a new emailer and within seconds Joe accosts her perversely while Rich internet stalks her and decides her future. Tune in next time for the Perfect Ten Christmas special. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @MarkRHarding

This week we delve into each others souls and attempt to get to know each other better. We learned that Rich only receives negative comments (the worst from his own girlfriend) that Mark's "Super Smart" (a description he chose for himself), the we don't all hate Joe as much as he thought (although he may have spoken too early) and that Rissa has already begun writing her autobiography despite the fact that she's only 20 and hasn't done anything significant in her life yet. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy or @MarkRHardingarding

This week we learned that Joe hates Carls the wolrd over, that both Joe and Rissa want to defecate on their own faces and that inside the actor's stuido questions should be left to actual actors to answer. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy

This week we learned that the Queen is to good for Mark, that Rich will get his dick out whenever you ask him and that the only way to survive a Zombie apocalypse is to hold up in KFC until it all blows over. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk or tweet @rakennedy

This week we learned that we're all idiots as we are constantly getting stuck in places and that if we were all stuck on a deserted island Mark would be the food guy, Rich would be the sex guy and Joe would be the arse wiper. As always you can send us questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we learned that "Laurissa" doesn't spell her name correctly, that Lenny Henry and Ainsley Harriott are the same person and that Tom Hanks is a God and all of his films are excellent. As always you can send us more questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week the team re-unites and we introduce our new emails section. We learned that the funniest thing for Joe in school was himself and we get to meet another of Richard's awesome impressions, this time listener Tom as the Jolly American. As always you can send us more questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we learned that Rich and Rissa would both happily wipe each others arses and that Rissa is an absolute psychopath who should probably seek therapy. As always you can send us more questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we learned that Mark's the brains of the outfit, Joe's the looks, Richard's the wildcard and Rissa's the boobs, that Joe drives over children like they're speed bumps and that it's Joe and Mark's Perfect Ten NOT Rich and Rissa's. As always you can send us more questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we got to witness Richard's "awesome" impression of Rowan, that reality manhunting represents the invevitable and excellent future of television, that none of us can invent anything including an interesting answer and that as always you can send us more questions to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we learned that Rich has the most messed up sexual experiences and that Mark has to keep watching his back for fear of a disgruntled employee "We'll See".

This week we learned that Ben Affleck is sexier than Matt Damon, that Mark and Joe would suck on come dine with me and that the best way to avoid a lion is to climb up a giraffe. Send your questions through to thisisdumbproductions@hotmail.co.uk

This week we learned that Rissa is too dangerous to have a penis and that we would all have sex changes if given the chance.

This week we learned that Mark would employ a butler/slave and eventually eat him, that Jack the Ripper should have been called Jack the Raper and that Richard wants his death to be as traumatic as possible for Jessica Alba's great granddaughter.