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Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

South Korean man dressed as 'Captain America' indicted for trying to storm Chinese Embassy, Attention spring breakers: Come and have a great time and please take the following steps to avoid contracting Dengue fever, Florida Man accused of firing rifle in target shooting session outside of apartment after being inspired by watching a war movie

Headline of the week contender: 'Shining Anus volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption', We've got an insightful article on the surprising rise of 'beard transplants', The newest trailer for 'Final Destination Bloodlines' appears to depict a backyard bbq that goes completely sideways killing everyone

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New Jersey mother -of-the year candidate arrested for allegedly using electric dog shock collar on child, Meanwhile, in Arkansas, man is arrested for shooting his mother in the head with a crossbow, And then there's the three teenage girls in Texas who tried to stab mom with steak knives after she shut off the wi-fi

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Pennsylvania man accused of robbing smoke shop using an airsoft gun then fleeing on an E-bike, Florida Woman left kids (not hers) in hot car while she did some barcode-swapping shoplifting at Walmart, 'Behavioral sleep disorders specialist' wants us to leave our socks on for a better nights sleep

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Some clown in Colorado Springs used the old 'finger gun' gimmick to rob a convenience store and then used a pink SUV as a getaway car, Boca woman runs over cyclist on Palm Beach, continues on as to not miss her golf lesson at The Palm Beach Country Club, Fireball Whisky is giving away a 'lifetime supply' of its product in contest open to people who are 90 yrs and older...

Fast-living Florida Man remembered in another classic and brutally-honest obituary, Speaking of dying...British man granted dying wish to be buried in a Snickers coffin, Guy in China showed up at the emergency room with his girlfriend's fist stuck in his mouth

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

How Jesus' foreskin became one Christianity's most-coveted relics and then disappeared, Did The National Weather Service capture a photo pf Bigfoot during a Pennsylvania storm survey? (remember the rule about headlines that end with a question mark), Phoenix teacher arrested after allegedly peeing into a can while at desk

Researchers in Finland (population 5.6 million) claim that there's BILLIONS more people on earth than the official 8.2 billion UN estimate, Gene Simmons cancels solo tour dates with rumors of poor ticket sales...then KISS announces first live show since retiring from touring, Australian 'science nerd' may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect all elements of periodic table...and this would be 'headline of the week' contender #2

Been a rough week or two for United Airlines: Second pilot in a week forces plane to to be diverted because he forgot his passport, Meanwhile, a 20-yr-old constipated man is suing United because he says a pilot yanked him out of the bathroom for taking too long, The 'hot mugshot' girl was arrested again...yesterday...

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Tiger Woods confirms he is dating Vanessa Trump, ex-wife of Don Jr..."love is in the air", Founder of snack food 'Pirate's Booty' stages Long Island Mutiny, declares he's mayor and tries to fire village staff'...Yes, this is a 'headline of the week' contender, Tommy Shaw of STYX says he now spends more on bird seed than cocaine

Suspected copper thief knocks out power in NE Philly and sustained serious third-degree burns to a good portion of his body, We've got a nine-year-old working as a tattooist in Thailand, 24-year-old who made money streaming videos of himself eating insane amounts of food if dead from obesity-related complications

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Update: FAA says that huge ice chunk that crashed through Florida rood was NOT from a plane, Late entry for headline of the week: Teacher accused of gangbang with junior high students wearing 'Scream' masks, Florida spring break brawl ends with teen biting off man's ear

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game