Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...   ...what the bases are.   Consider the debate ended.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Once again: We get to none of the topics we had planned. #BlameSirancha http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Ladies & gentlemen...   ...we got 'em.   Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author. Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory. And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...   patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard. Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee. It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.  http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.  And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.  #LOUDEQUALSFUNNY   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha wants better porn for women. Asterios has a few ideas. Sirancha hates them. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast. Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy. (Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.) (Who we also love.)   patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha loves Cilantro. Asterios hates ASMR. And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist. Asterios opens a very emotional gift. And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

The kids want their heroin. It's our job to...help? And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

It's like Sirancha always says:   "You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking."   FFS.     http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha hates Chewbacca. Asterios hates Bambi. And our lovely callers hate making sense.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.  Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.  And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.    http://www.patreon.com/asterios

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST! THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.   WE LOVE YOU.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios