Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news. Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce. And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker... * * *  Support THE LOUDEST PODCAST! Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan. Taped August 26th, 2019.

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights. Asterios nearly drowns on air. And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn. http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS. Asterios tries GarfieldEATS. And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both. http://www.patreon.com/asterios * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party." To hear the next episode, give us your two bucks: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.  Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.  And fuck you, Boingo. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.   Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.   And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * *  Upcoming Tour Dates: Chicago 8/22 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821 Detroit 8/23 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482 Toronto 8/24 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212356 Montreal 8/25 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4213617 * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997   * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive. Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21. And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season. patreon.com/asterios

Asterios dreams of edible slimes. Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers. And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by... ...Sirancha's rules. God help us all. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

How much does your family know about your online life?    For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much.    Way, way too much.    http://www.patreon.com/asterios ----more---- * * *  Upcoming Tour Dates: Orlando 7/26 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249475 Miami 7/27 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4229526 Houston 8/2 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/boomer-vs-zoomer-the-farewell-tour-tickets-63918312393 Austin 8/3 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212360 Chicago 8/22 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821 Detroit 8/23 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482 Toronto 8/24 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212356 Montreal 8/25 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4213617 * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997   Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha goes off on "Karen." Who is NOT Nathen Mazri. (She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.) #LOUDEQUALSFUNNY * * *  Find us at: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here. http://www.patreon.com/asterios * * *   

Asterios meets an occultist.   Sirancha steals some oat milk.   And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?       http://www.patreon.com/asterios

  On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha expresses her Pride. Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot. And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.   Get more madness at http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Welcome to Christory. A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST. If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios. By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself. Join us, won't you?   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios channels his inner Nathen. Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS. You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

  Asterios goes to Toronto.   Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.   And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions: Cryptocurrency Artificial Intelligence Farm-To-Plate Integrity Venture Capital The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding Licensing And Franchisee Models QMR NOT QSR The Consumer Culture of Dubai And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant. We hope you will join us for the Grand Opening of GarfieldEATS in June.   (Or July.)    (Or August?) 

Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing. Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything. And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!   http://www.patreon.com/asterios