Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings

And: Rancho's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Episode 4

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!

We finished it! You can't say we didn't. 

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?

50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.

We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK!

Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!

And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'état

There's blood on your hands, listeners!

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.