Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.  Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.  And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!    * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha fights the recline of western society. Asterios calls the cops. And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!   * * * Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha trolls her way to the top. Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom. And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again. * * *  Who's the best Replacement Rancha? Vote here: www.patreon.com/posts/33912732 * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios kills during his "addict share." Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet. And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.   Voicemail:(848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore. Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole. Asterios is still welcome in both places!   * * * Vote for who's McDonalds Top 5 is better: https://strawpoll.com/x5g5d671   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets. Asterios thanks his various "guys." And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over... ...THE TROLL TRIAL.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon. Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute. And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.   Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.   And Baby Yoda gets punched.     *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship. Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge. And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail. Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies. And is the McChicken the key to everything?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ruins Santacon. Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim. And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.   * * * We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters. Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream. Here's all the easy ways you can give: 1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please. PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.   2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves. paypal: asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com venmo: @asterios   3. Send tampons directly to the charity: I Support the Girls Attn: Dana Marlowe P.O. Box 2736 Wheaton, Maryland 20915   4. Donate directly to the charity: https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/

Sirancha embarks on a new career. Asterios coins several pornographic phrases. And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens. Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece. And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving? http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance. Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government. And Wumpus gets a new attitude! http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes. Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes. And you will wonder: ...are YOU the a**hole?   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights. Stuffin' destroys a flower pot. And Asterios finally learns how tampons work. At age 37. http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * * 1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation: https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510 2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dAY&feature=youtu.be

Sirancha returns from the war. And everyone agrees: she must never leave again. Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo http://www.patreon.com/asterios

WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime. Napsy Lev gets way too high. And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment. Get the video version & 3 years of bonus content for a single $2 pledge: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode. You can follow KashKash here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaQt04gPBxKc04Ndh84W4w

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen. Did we choose...YOU? Tune in & find out...   Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE: #1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise 551 E. Route 130 South Burlington, NJ 08016 #2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm (yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze) 150 Cherry Hill Rd, Ronks, PA 17572 #3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST International Replacement 'Rancha Day On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)