Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

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Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird? (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons? (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters." (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios fixes Frozen 2.    Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.   And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.     * * *   Voicemail: (848) 863 5343   Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com   Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios      * * *    iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa    PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997   Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20  

Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.  Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.  And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.  ----more---- * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios    * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700  Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997    * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here:  https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug. Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug. Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide! Like all good drugs, the first one's free. To get future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios

LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum.    Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies.    Neither will ever be the same.    Like all great drugs, the first one's free. To hear future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios.

Asterios gives his worst advice yet.    Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."    And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.    ----more----   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios    * * *  iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa    * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave  PO Box 90700  Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997    * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20 

Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.    Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.    And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.      * * *    Voicemail: (848) 863 5343    Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com    Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs. Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals. And we read your emails. Unfortunately.   * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios