Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" market

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters game

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"

However bad you think it is, it's worse

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each other

You'll never guess what she does next!

Give YOUR ghoulish guesses in the comments!

Send us a voicemail with YOUR 2023 predictions: (848) 863 5343 OR ELSE

We suffered. Now: you will suffer.

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" Kanye

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man" 

Oh geez

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom