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Episode 1721 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Pat Vance here! And NEXT TRIVIA is Friday 6/20/25 @ patreon.com/hardfactor (00:05:21) Travel Blogger claims to have caught 7 year sinus infection from former boyfriend's bare @ss fart while she was recovering from surgery (00:19:40) Hikers tripping balls call manly Park Ranger (ma

Episode 1720 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Happy Birthday to Wes’ son, who is about to start driving, yikes! 00:05:20 If you thought we were safe from that last asteroid, wait until you hear what Brazilian, French, and Italian scientists have to say about imminent asteroid collisions with Earth! 00:20:20 A San Franci

Episode 1719 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Will’s back and his voice is hilarious 00:04:55 Japan passes new laws against weird baby names 00:17:55 More fun with Will’s voice 00:18:40 Republican spending bill is what you thought it was 00:19:20 Todd Chrisly is pardoned and Joe Exotic’s ex sends him an amazing “parti

Episode 1718 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:06:08 The President of France's Wife Slapped Him 00:20:01 Crypto King of Kentucky Kidnapped a Man Updates: 00:28:35 Harvard morgue manager pleads guilty to selling human parts for profit 00:30:46 Jeremey Renner says he was furious he was resuscitated Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD

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Horrible News for Fat People, Springsteen Cover Bands and North Korean Ships | 5.23.25 Episode 1717 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:05 New standing-only plane “seats” are being launched  00:12:20 Turkey announced it will start weighing people in public and sending fatties to health camps 00:19:40 New Jersey bar owner cancels Bruce Springsteen cover band appearance over politics 00:30:55 Two young Israeli embassy staffers were killed by a Chicago man in Washington, D.C. 00:34:45 North K

Episode 1716 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:01:00 Teases 00:03:20 Tush Push is officially back in the NFL 00:06:20 Wes ran into his masseuse at the grocery store 00:10:40 Murder occurs over Roti spat in India 00:22:55 Japan’s agricultural minister resigns after admitting to getting rice kickbacks 00:28:00 INOVATION CORNER: Including a cure for baldness, NVIDIA & Disney create real-life Star Wars droid, albino Orcas & China is making robot slaves with human brains Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/h

Episode 1715 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:04:34 Two young hot influencers shot dead on live streams in past week 00:17:18 Insanity in DC - Congressman Tripping 00:22:04 Insanity in DC - No taxes on tips 00:23:09 Insanity in DC - Nancy Mace Noods 00:29:22 NOLA Jailbreak update: Blame it on the janitor 00:31:20 Meet Diddy’s New Boy Toy ‘The Punisher’ 00:38:14 Every dog gets one bite, Canadian dog bite scandal Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to joi

Episode 1714 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. (00:00:00) OH YEAH (00:01:00) Story Lineup + HBD HFWill + "Like a Mug" (00:05:50) Podium Pleasures - Should Olympians who are "Hornier than a Mug" be provided with legal access to s3x workers? (00:20:19) Yellowstone brutally euthanizes innovative bear for his devastating trash can destruction techniques (00:28:09) Hand Grenade Show & Tell completely shuts down elementary school (00:33:18) Texas Man sues Whataburger and Sonic for up to $1M each for putting onions on hi

Episode 1713 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:03:20 Ten prisoners easily escape Orleans Parish jail, and seven are still on the run, with guards being implicated as inside help 00:20:10 Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis and Jake Tapper’s book release about Biden 00:22:10 FBI HQ is moving, and the D.H.S. is considering a U.S. citizenship reality game show 00:23:00 Trump watches, missing the “T” are being sold as Rump watches 00:25:05 Chinese hacking and monitoring device

Episode 1712 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:09:30 Florida man charged again with exposing himself after victim sees him on news 00:19:40 Diddy Trial Update 00:25:09 Kid Rock’s restaurant workers asked to go home to avoid rumored Ice raids 00:28:55 Dicks puts it in Footlocker 00:31:20 Selma Hayek on the cover of SI Swimsuit at 58 00:33:26 Woman divorces man over ChatGPT prediction that he was cheating on her based off the way he drank his coffee Thank you for listening! G

Episode 1711 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:02:50 - Congresspeople fall asleep during a session 00:05:10 - Menendez brothers update, they may be free soon! 00:08:50 - Little girl traumatized by a trip to Ford’s theater 00:21:00 - Lowes poop stories and a man caught pleasuring himself in a shed inside the store 00:27:15 - A UK teen who went missing in Thailand turns up in Georgia, the country, with some huge problems on her hands 00:34:15 - Kid caught drawing a huge penis on histrocal sight in Peru Thank you

Episode 1710 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:40 - Story teases 00:04:40 - Door Dash driver goes to the wrong home and gets shot while driving away 00:14:10 - The alleged piece of crap FSU shooter’s mugshot is funny because he was shot by cops in the jaw and looks ridiculous 00:15:15 - Was the Mavericks lottery win rigged? 00:22:20 - Trump’s Middle East update  00:30:20 - Zoo employee was beaten to death by a kangaroo after entering his cage to “rough house”  00:36:30 - Cassie’s Diddy updates on day 3

Episode 1709, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup... (00:05:28) - Olympic Gold Medal Wrestler busted trying to get blowjob in Ohio online prostitution sting (00:19:34) - ChatGPT Induced Psychosis.... seems to be happening quite a bit (00:31:22) - P Diddy Trial has begun (2 days in), and while sadly not televised, the details are spicy, and coming from another male prostitute (00:42:25) - Despite being in prison in the Hague, Duterte has won the Mayorship of his home city Thank you

Episode 1708 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:04:05 Happy Mother’s Day00:04:30 China & US Trade Deal reached! 00:06:40 Update on India/Pakistan &  00:07:35 Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, competes in Miss Maine 00:20:40 Qatar gives President Trump a new plane, is it illegal? 00:25:40 White South Africans were welcomed with open arms despite the country’s immigration stance 00:28:30 One dad’s horrible experience at Disney World 00:37:40 Lesbian gets kicked out of women’s bathroom at high-end Boston hote

Episode 1707 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:52 New Pope is American 00:12:21 Update on India/Pakistan 00:20:40 Jennifer Anniston Stalker 00:29:46 Woman trying to get revenge on her ex's new woman ends up getting a disastrous result 00:36:47 The new RAWDOG Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com

Episode 1706 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup... and Video Game Suspensions (00:05:18) - Diddy's alleged former man toy Jonathan Oddi is exposed, proving a viral conspiracy theory that emerged after he shot up Trump Doral (00:20:08) - Questionably Amish man "Brother Samuel" kills Ohio Amish w

Episode 1705 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: 00:01:05 India attacks Pakistan   00:08:22 Man goes ballistic with an air dust can, getting high, assaulting his husband, then flame-throwing cops 00:22:15 A man walking fully naked around the neighborhood in Kansas disturbs neighbors  00:32:00 FyreFest book festival go

Episode 1704 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps:00:06:10 This year's best and worst Pride Month T-Shirts  00:18:10 Trump wants to bring back Alcatraz priso,n & what we think they should do for funding & Alcatraz swims?!  00:30:45 UFO reports, New Planets & do we have UFOs in our possession? 00:38:11 Trump wants to put

Episode 1703 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps:00:00:40 Story teases 00:04:29 Update they arrested DELCO poop lady and she’s not remorseful  00:14:02 Update they arrested the guy who fucked a corpse on NYC subway 00:20:37 Lady who said the n word on video gets rich off go fund me 00:37:49 Man spent two decades lettin