Lousy Beautiful Town: A Star Wars Podcast

Okay, listen up y’all. We’re here to bitch about social workers thinking they’re above racism. You’re fucking not. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Here's a bunch of stuff we mentioned: The AAKOMA Project Black Emotional Mental Health Collective Black Mental Health Alliance Black Mental Wellness Eustress Inclusive Therapists The Marsha P. Johnson Institute Melanin and Mental Health National Org for People of Color Against Suicide National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network Sista Afya Community Mental Wellness Therapy for Black Girls The Loveland Foundation The OKRA Project Therapy for Black Men The Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health (book) SWCARES 8 to Abolition Go forth and be anti-racist.

Star Wars can wait: we need to talk about how Black lives matter right now. Resources discussed in the show (plus extras) are below, but above all, listen to Black people right now. NBPOC and white people need to step up with direct action and stop centering ourselves during this time.  Donate: secure.Actblue.com: allows for splitting donations to multiple bond funds, there is a processing fee Directly to bail funds - THEY ARE REALLY IMPORTANT CommunityJusticeExchange.org Chicago Community Bond Fund Minnesota Freedom Fund Blacklivesmatter, your local chapters   Blacklivesmatters.carrd.co - THIS HAS EVERYTHING   NAACP People’s City Council Freedom Fund (LA) joinCampaignZERO.org Loveland Foundation Therapy DONATE WITHOUT MONEY VIA YOUTUBE: bit.ly/donatewithoutcash   Read and donate to Wear Your Voice GOOGLE: Tulsa Massacre Seneca Village Fred Hampton Dorothy Height Assata Shakur Ella Baker Malcolm X - READ HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY not the white propaganda you learn in schools READ: How to be an Antiracist by Ibram X.

Second verse same as the first! But like. This one is way more sad than horny. Like. Really, really sad. Like. Why-do-we-have-feelings-feelings-are-mean sad.  (This episode is about The Clone Wars) TW: Passive SI

Oh hey, it’s Tom Kane. Ackbar wants to fuck his ship. Jar-Jar gets exploded??? And General Grievous is at high risk for getting the coronavirus. That’s right bbs… it’s a Lego episode.   (Also we talk about Carrie Beck and how cool she is)

Happy anniversary to us! It’s been one whole year since we started screaming about Star Wars and putting our fists through things on the pod. And there’s no better time to celebrate it than in a global pandemic! Listen to us reminisce on the stupid shit we’ve said this past year, as well as bitch about the Ahsoka casting rumors and the bullshit that is U.S. healthcare system. Also join us for a live-stream of The Mummy (1999) on Thursday, March 26 at 8pm CST on Discord! Check @LBTpod for details.

We’re tired, there’s no news, and we procrastinate like hell. So let’s do a bunch of your suggestions for episodes! Please enjoy the amount of dick talk, cause we sure did. Signed, Arby M. Cecilia

*Tom Kane voice* Discourse! Our intrepid hosts leap into the action of the bullshit surrounding Rey having fun! But not before they dive into the reveal of Project Luminous while making far too many Monty Python references!

The Clone Wars is coming back and so is our depression. Y’all better be ready for some sad Ahsoka content, sad clone content, and sad Jedi content. But also… Hot Ki-Adi Mundi content. Join our Patreon!

So, we need to talk about Reylo. No, we don’t shit on the ship but y’all need to stop acting like it’s more important than racism. We put our fists through that bullshit and then A your Qs and spend too long talking about reality TV. Princess’ (@WeekesPrincess) video: https://youtu.be/avZ_NC4TrQA Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Ash is here and chaos reigns! IG-11 is Jesus. The Mando has sexy blindfold times. Fun Vodka Aunt Cara. Blame Abby's first kiss on Veggie Tales. And Dave Filoni has ruined everything for us—including trees.       Also let’s get one thing straight you goddamn n00bs there’s no plot hole with how the Mando heals so quickly. It’s fucking bacta you goddamn whores. Read a Star War god.  Find Ash on all the things: @ErsatzAsh @SWSkyhoppers @WAIWTPod @RoguePodron We've launched a Patreon! Subscribe to our feed! 

HAROLD! Tune in as we straight-up melt from all the gay of 2015's Oscar-bait kinda sorta not really Christmas movie, Carol! Thanks for listening along this season. We'll see you all in November 2020!   Find us on Twitter:@RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

**THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS AHEAD* Jaclyn’s back and with a vengeance! After a ton of technical difficulties, scheduling conflicts, and bad brain days we FINALLY get to our discussion about The Rise of Skywalker. None of us took our meds, so strap in for a wild ride of calling out people for their anti-blackness (again), why TROS is good, actually, and Pickled Snoke. Yes, you read that right. Jaclyn: @JBandos Find us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  

Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer! Join Their Majesties, Queen Emma and Queen Abby, us they share their love of the movie series that inspired this pod, A Christmas Prince! We hope you all have a Very Merry Christmas!   Follow Us On Twitter:@RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

*to the tune of Shots by LMFAO* fists! Fists! Fists fists fists fists! Join us as we put our fists through Lucasfilm being cowards, refusals to recognize privilege, anti-blackness, and the treatment of Ming-Na Wen. And then we join Darth Vader in his “I killed Luke Skywalker” conga line dance. Balance! Spoilers for LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

Switching places, having the same faces, and a movie that's just aces. Welcome to our double feature week where we watch The Princess Switch and The Knight Before Christmas; featuring Emma having Strong Feelings(TM) and Abby's 14th century history lesson. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia

Here's our note saying we love Last Christmas, and we meant it. Join us as we sing the praises of the sincerity and heart of this film, but mostly the praises of Michelle Yeoh. Enjoy! Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

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What's historical accuracy anyway? Join Emma an Abby as they dive into The Spirit of Christmas, talk about the joys of Christmas trees, and if Ghost Dick is worth waiting for. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia