Lousy Beautiful Town: A Star Wars Podcast

Snow is magical and there are way too many hills for this movie to be set in northern Illinois. Join us for a wild ride of an episode as we review the 2019 Netflix film, Let it Snow!   Find us on twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

Welcome to Technical Difficulties: The Podcast where discord hates us and the universe doesn’t want us to talk about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan! But screw you, universe, we did it anyway. Also Yoda is a capitalist. 

Once upon a time, a thirst heaux, Rogue Six, and a Sapphic got together and drank. A lot. And decided to record a podcast episode. Because what else do three podcasters do when spending a weekend together? Talk like normal people? I think not. Anyway, enjoy this Hot Mess(TM). Follow Lynn: @lynnyneal @SapphicSkywalk Follow Danny: @DannyPirtle19 @RoguePodron  Follow Us On Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

We kick off our first movie of the season with The Holiday Calendar starring Kat Graham, Quincy Brown, Ethan Peck, and Ron Cephas Jones! Join us as we wonder how (movie) Abby is able to afford her apartment, how she and Josh haven't already banged, and if HIPAA exists in this fictional town! Find us on twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

Welcome to Rosé Till Christmas Day! Pour yourself a glass and get to know Abby and Emma as they discuss the true meaning of Christmas and their favorite RomComs before letting you know what they plan to watch this Holiday Season!

Our hearts grow three sizes while watching The Rise of Skywalker trailer. We’re bad at speculation. And what Carrie Fisher means to us. This episode was recorded on what would have been her 63rd birthday and it’s a little rough emotionally, we won’t lie. Below are some helplines. And remember to do it for Carrie. Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 National Substance Abuse Hotline: 1-800-662-4357 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741

Geese are white feminists, where the fuck is Rose Tico, and Podre Lacsap is The Mando. We answer all your questions ranging from ABBA songs to “which Rogue One character would you pick to live?” Which is silly because the answer is clearly Bodhi Rook so he can top Luke Skywalker. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Literally no one has been talking about redemption in Star Wars lately so we thought we’d bring it up! Tune in for a respectful, nuanced conversation about redemption and forgiveness. Yes, it’s actually possible.  Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Jess and Abby get really emotional about Jyn Erso and Rogue One. 80% of the episode is spent quoting viral videos. And somehow we get a coherent episode. Enjoy. And if you don’t… shut the fuck up. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com 

Threepio has super-miniaturized Death Star tech in his eyes, fuck Boi-Wan Kenobi is back, Rey has a Sith Army Knife, and the Star Wars nightmare hotel is coming soon to a theme-park-where-they-never-let-you-leave near you. Strap in for a wild ride of Jess and Abby drinking and reporting the news from D23.  Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com 

Two Slytherins bully some Gryffindors, Jess doesn’t remember The Muppets, and Abby’s Lion King 2 sexual awakening. Join us as we drunkenly answer your questions in our very first Q&A. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com 

Star Wars… Assemble. What do Thor, Protector of the Lesbians, and Luke Skywalker have in common? Listen in as Jess and Abby compare and contrast the Star Wars and Marvel franchises, both within their own universes and the real world.  ***Outro Song: It’s Been A Long, Long Time cover by OUR VERY OWN Abby G. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Honestly, at this point if you don’t know our brand is forever “deep stuff but also porn,” what are you even doing here? Come hang out for the unintentionally thirsty episode all about “unlikable” women and how they aren’t actually unlikable, you’re just sexist. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com 

We tried… so hard… not to be thirsty… but we failed. Join us for a very tipsy episode all about Alphabet Squadron! Stay tuned for our review, breakdown of the characters, and what we hope for in the coming books. Plus mental health in my Star Wars??? It’s more likely than you think! **SPOILERS for Alphabet Squadron, Battlefront II, and Shattered Empire** Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

In our ever-pressing quest for deep stuff but also porn, we pop our friend Jaclyn’s podcast cherry! We talk about our LGBTQ+ headcanons and why Jaclyn is right about all of them. Plus we put our fists through things and burn a lot of bridges ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Follow Jaclyn on Twitter: @jbandos Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Jess and Abby drink wine and chat with the amazing Dr. Annalise Ophelian, director of Looking for Leia. What starts as a serious discussion about respectability politics, tone policing, and ship wars, the conversation takes more and more hilarious turns the more we drink. And Annalise and Abby make Jess question her sexuality??? Stay tuned.  Follow Annalise on Twitter: @Dr_Ophelian @LookingForLeia Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @abbymcecilia @spacejessss lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

It’s a crossover episode! Abby sits down with Emma and Lynn, hosts of Sapphic Skywalkers, and talk all things splesbians. Join us for a very poignant conversation on queer representation in the GFFA and how queer folks often have to insert themselves into intellectual properties to feel seen. Plus, is Poe a top or a bottom? Follow Sapphic Skywalkers on Twitter: @sapphicskywalk @lynnyneal @emfys_nest Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

So much news, so little time. But just enough time to thirst over some of our favorite characters, old and new. Join us as we break down Alphabet Squadron, the Vanity Fair article, and introduce you to Lucasfilm’s longest tenured woman, Jean Bolte. Follow us on Twitter:   @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

We put our fists through the idea that toxic TLJ haters and people upset with GoT are one in the same. The difference between a therapy Ewok and an emotional support Ewok. And loving on Thor. Happy Mental Health Awareness Month!  Piece discussed about passive suicidality. TW: Suicide Follow us on Twitter:   @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

We’re gonna party like it’s 1999. People, let us tell you something. If you didn’t come to celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Phantom Menace, don’t bother knockin’ on our door. Join us as we travel back 20 years ago to talk about our love for The Phantom Menace before Y2K hits and we all die. Follow us on Twitter:   @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com