Just Calm Down

John has an announcement that shakes the podcast to its very foundations, and then is joined by his best friend Jon Holmes on a completely different podcast. Subscribe to Soup For My Family: Youtube Spotify

Everything is a CIA Op. NYE Countdown shows are trash and so is Joe Biden. Senate Democrats unite to deny workers $2k checks. Plus: Make Mitch A Minority Again Pelosi Needs to Go, The Squad Needs to Oust Her Follow: @WellsFaygo on Twitter

It's a Very Special Christmas edition of Just Calm Down coming to you live from the trails of Kennesaw Mountain. John talks 5G, the confederacy, breakfast, cold weather complainers and the military industrial complex. Plus, he gets a little lost and then meets a 6 month old puppy. Subscribe to Just Calm Down on YouTube Follow: @WellsFaygo on Twitter

This week we go to the mall! Bernie Sanders is uniting with a Republican to CANCEL Christmas. A radical update on the Georgia Senate runoff election. Joe Biden condescends to civil rights leaders. Katie Porter calls out McConnell. And Diane Feinstein can't stop losing. Exclusive YouTube segment: Pelosi Needs to Go, The Squad Needs to Oust Her Subscribe to Just Calm Down on YouTube Follow: @WellsFaygo on Twitter

Coming to you LIVE from the cushy suburbs of Atlanta, Just Calm Down is back! Trump lost and Atlanta celebrated big time. Georgia's Republican Senators are Trump's Swamp in semi-human form. And The Squad CANCELS Barack Obama.

Obama busts the NBA strike, Tucker Carlson defends domestic terrorism, and the Dems keep trying to lose.

Yet another bad apple, the 2nd Amendment, and Republicans are obsessed with 17 year olds.

The 2020 election is an embarrassment of riches for cops who get the choice between overt authoritarians on the right, and slightly less overt authoritarians on the center-right. The Democratic National convention has gone remote and republican this year as the establishment stiff arms progressives to embrace the likes of John Kasich and Michael Bloomberg.

Trump's unhinged AXIOS interview is the hottest comedy special HBO has dropped in a decade. John returns after five months of quarantine, to talk Bernie, isolation, protesting state violence, and the allure of giving up.

Comedian Michael Holder voted for a certain host of NBC's The Apprentice in 2016 and honestly it's problematic that John would even platform him. Don't worry, he gets totally dunked on and put in his privileged white place. Plus! Ohio's Primary Election was postponed just in time for John to probably catch COVID-19 while early voting.  Stay safe out there. Solidarity forever.  Michael has a website! http://www.holdercreative.com  Check out John on recent episodes of:  Puzzle Buddies Podcast with Andrew Rudick - Ep. 44 All City Podcast with Danny Babcock - Ohio Votes Special Ep.

Have you recently suffered mental trauma from gaslighting at the hands of the corporate media empire? You may be entitled to a political revolution! Call 1-800-JUST-CALM-DOWN to speak with a representative today. Caucus Conspiracy! Electability. Bernie Bros. And AOC dunks on a CEO. Just Calm Down on Youtube  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

John is in Iowa for the caucuses! Join him on the road on his way to see Bernie Sanders open for Vampire Weekend. He also talks anxiety about knocking doors for Bernie Sanders in Davenport, Iowa, advertises his brand new fetish website, has an emotional breakdown over the #NotMeBus and witnesses a caucus coin flip that denied Pete Buttigeig a delegate. #BernieWonIowa  www.shrekjohn.com

We Stan Russian Assets in this house. After a nearly 3 month hiatus, John undercuts BetterHelp. The Squad endorses the only progressive running for president. Ohio Republicans accidentally legalize cannabis. Corporate news is propaganda. Plus: A Sponsorship (Finally!)  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

Thoughts and prayers to the victims who couldn't get into the Cincinnati Trump rally. Highlights from round 2 of Democratic Debates: CNN fails to cast Medicare for All in an extremist light. Bernie and Warren tag team the (candidates polling at) 1%. Corporate media SMEARS Tulsi Gabbard after she outs Kamala Harris as a dirty cop. Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

Trump's racist rhetoric against Ilhan Omar and "The Squad" reaches new heights after millionaire Pelosi spends yet another week trashing progressives. Tucker Carlson might as well be Tweeting for the president. Socialist Kshama Sawant is running for reelection in Seattle. Plus, John rediscovers his patriotism on the 4th of July. Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

Nancy Pelosi can't quit giving Trump everything he wants. The Troika of Democratic Socialism announces plans to #cancel all student debt. And Supreme Court officially pronounces our representative democracy dead. Despite the republic's demise, John can't help but cover the surprisingly progressive tone of the first Democratic Presidential Debates: Is Bernie still the only choice for progressives? Isn't Elizabeth Warren the exact same now, but like smarter and younger? WILL the Pod Save America guys convince Joe Biden to take a polygraph test while riding a school bus to "prove" he's against segregation? Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

Donald Trump is a Corporate Socialist. Bernie Sanders stakes a strong claim for his candidacy for president and leaves all the so-called "progressives" in the dust. Plus, the Democratic debate cards have been announced and Tulsi Gabbard is poised to shine. Homeless people love capitalism. And Ted Cruz isn't such a bad guy? Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

Could private health insurance BE more of a scam? California Dems boo corporate stooges at their annual convention. White boy feels sad after watching first episode of When They See Us. Plus, John totally flips a slam dunk on the Sean Hannity of Cincinnati.  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

It's Memorial Day and being pro-war is still not the same as patriotism. Federal judges confirm that Ohio's Republican leaders are dirty cheaters. The Democratic establishment attempts to distance itself from the socialism bogeyman. And Elizabeth Warren demonstrates how to easily win over rural Trump voters (and it doesn't even involve "reaching across the aisle", moving to the center or being openly racist). Plus: Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders – say his name three times into your bathroom mirror and he appears to ask for a donation of $26!  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com

John is part of the problem on Twitter. The NRA comes to Indianapolis. Elizabeth Warren takes the lead on the student loan debt crisis. And the most exciting presidential candidate enters the field #GravelGang Plus, Tulsi Gabbard takes on the Democratic Establishment, CNN sandbags Sanders (again!) and the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile make a guest appearance.  Upcoming live dates: shrekjohn.com