That's What She Said

...in which you hear my final wrestling with 2023 plans before the refining, sales-page-making, marketing-campaign-planning bits begin. Here are my motivations and doubts and weirdnesses and hopes, all present so you can witness my Before-It's-Perfect creative process. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which you get to hear an impression of my impression of Tony Robbins, and also get to MEET EVERYONE FROM THE IMAGINARIUM AND HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT OUR WORK TOGETHER, YAY!Should you enjoy reveling in this energy and want it for yourself, get yourself to The Imaginarium! View the experience details here, then book a call to talk with me about coming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which I bumble through the latest news in my world, which is both very dark and very joyful. I can't wait to read your words about my work in your life when you send 'em to k@kristenkalp.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which I talk about allll the sneaky places I keep finding patriarchal conditioning in my being. This topic is crowd-chosen, and I'd love your feedback on it! Shoot a note about what you learned, questioned, liked, loved, or wtf'd to k@kristenkalp.com -- talk soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which I share my latest poem and hope it gives you a shot of soul fuel. ;) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which we contend with the need to rest, the latest in my health news, the genius of your animal body, and the ways asshole brain fucks with us at every level. WEE FUN. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which I reveal the advice I tried (and tried!) to take that absolutely devastated my biz and being, even as it made the money rain down upon me. ;) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which I use the secret thoughts, feelings, and admissions given to me in secrecy to create an aggregate 100% OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE TELLING ME SECRETS ARE SAYING 100% OF THE SAME THINGS ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we reflect on why it's important, now more than ever, to do the work of building community bonds and having spaces to be vulnerable af. Also, what's the proper protocol for having crushed a thing, and why don't we celebrate our wins more? If you're like, FUCK YAH I WANNA WORK WITH YOU, KRISTEN, book a tiny call and we'll talk about how that might work! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we go EVEN DEEPER into the most vulnerable places I hold and see what happens...registration for The Gathering closes on May 6th, join us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we explore the damage to our dreams, desires, and psyches caused just by being alive. Also: you're invited to stop hiding, numbing, muting, and martyring yourself through the work we do together in The Gathering starting this May! Take a look at thegathering.work See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we explore the shames associated with being alive, why Elon Musk is my South Star, and why being not-useful is the new useful. Also: you're invited to stop numbing, muting, and martyring yourself through the work we do together in The Gathering starting this May! Take a look at thegathering.work See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk about rage, the tumor in my life, all the feels that have nowhere to go, and the power of being witnessed. Should you want to be witnessed in community, I LOVE YOU THIS IS FOR YOU. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we normalize having feelings, marvel at the miracle of joy infections, and come to peace with our tears in some small way. If you'd like to stop muting, numbing, or martyring yourself in the company of other rad humans, check out The Gathering. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk all things CONFESSION, which really means I tell you what I'm working on, wrestling with, making, and doing at this moment. Join my email list for updates, behind the scenes goodness, and my A+ gif game. ;) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk about current affairs, things I wish other people would talk about, our deepest vulnerabilities, and what really matters. Listen to allll the episodes of That's What She Said right here.Join the mailing list so you never miss an episode right here. Wanna let me know what you think of this, like I asked? Email k@kristenkalp.com -- can't wait to hear from you! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk about lowering the bar for ourselves while the world escalates its dumpster fire status.Want to work together in person or online? Let's do it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we identify pandemic patterns that are maybe/possibly/probably fucking with your life in this moment. ;) You have 3 options for working with me in 2022!1 - Kickstart your pandemic habits and rediscover your life force with The Imaginarium. Built-in accountability and support for three months following this live, vaccinated-only event in Philly is included -- book a call to learn more and see if this is for you!2 - Make MASSIVE progress on your goals and/or desires 1-on-1 here in Philly on the dates of your choosing! Solo means you'll have two days of my focused attention to bring whatever it is you need into fruition. Talk with me about Solo!3 -- Not getting to Philly this year? Understood. Talk with me about online business coaching, okay? I'd love to help you create a business that supports you financially, emotionally, and spiritually! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk about the ways you can reinvigorate your life starting right now, with $0 and a handful of damn good questions.You have 3 options for working with me in 2022!1 - Kickstart your pandemic habits and rediscover your life force with The Imaginarium. Built-in accountability and support for three months following this live, vaccinated-only event in Philly is included -- book a call to learn more and see if this is for you!2 - Make MASSIVE progress on your goals and/or desires 1-on-1 here in Philly on the dates of your choosing! Solo means you'll have two days of my focused attention to bring whatever it is you need into fruition. Talk with me about Solo!3 -- Not getting to Philly this year? Understood. Talk with me about online business coaching, okay? I'd love to help you create a business that supports you financially, emotionally, and spiritually! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...in which we talk about doing rest with less guilt and more joy. If you want to dive more deeply into the work of learning to BE instead of DO DO DO, Resting Bitch Voice will help.You have 3 options for working with me in 2022! 1 - Kickstart your pandemic habits and rediscover your life force with The Imaginarium. Built-in accountability and support for three months following this live, vaccinated-only event in Philly is included -- book a call to learn more and see if this is for you!2 - Make MASSIVE progress on your goals and/or desires 1-on-1 here in Philly on the dates of your choosing! Solo means you'll have two days of my focused attention to bring whatever it is you need into fruition. Talk with me about Solo! 3 -- Not getting to Philly this year? Understood. Talk with me about online business coaching, okay? I'd love to help you create a business that supports you financially, emotionally, and spiritually! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.