How To Do Everything

How to wake up, celebrate your birthday properly, and shoot a free throw. This is not an April Fool's Day episode. Were we supposed to do an April Fool's Day episode?

How to become Cheetah Boy, and a warning about lipstick.

How to get the milk you want and deserve, and the truth about asparagus.

A cow is rescued, and a nose is picked.

How to beat the winter, find love, and make the Olympic team.

We help you get unstuck and survive your walk to work.

This week we help you find your seat without bothering the people around you.

How to drive a rally car, bluff convincingly, and look pretty when you get your picture taken.

This week, how to never miss a meeting, decide if your shark needs pants, and more.

How to keep your cereal from getting soggy, and we make a very interesting dip for the big sporting event with the misshapen ball that will be played on Sunday and shall not be named.

How to stop that email you shouldn't have sent, and how to swim a lap. Plus: a friend in need is a friend indeed.

This week we solve an age-old spinach mystery and help out the FBI. Plus football predictions from Gillian!

How to crack a case, and how to build a really, really, really big Lego model.

This episode is only for cows. Humans are advised to skip this and listen to one of our many human-focused episodes instead. 

Cows, it turns out, hate the sound of cowbells. We try and help out our bovine friends. 

This week a Ninja Master gives Santa some tips on sneaking around and how to make 2015 the best year ever.

A listener is getting laser hair removal, and it hurts. A lot. Mike and Ian help her deal with the pain, with some help from the toughest people they could find. 

This week we tell you how to punch someone in the face without hurting anyone and get solar power the Jackie Chan way.

We're out of the office this week, but we've put together a few Thanksgiving-ish howtos from past shows. 

How to survive family time this Thanksgiving. Plus, the moving walkway is coming to an end.