How To Do Everything

How to prepare for the World Cup, and how to tell your parents you're getting married. Plus: the moon, the tides, and a man who wasn't entirely happy with a recent episode of "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me."

How to have less fun at the beach, and how to enjoy graham crackers. 

How to introduce yourself, get rid of that whale on the beach, plus the one thing you should be afraid of this week.

The inside story on the greatest burp ever burped, how wild animals celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and more. 

Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan determines exactly how long people need to wait before talking about spoilers, Mary Roach helps a listener with a fart-related question, and more.

This week we tell you how to bathe your T.rex and eat your lunch without burning yourself.

How to get rid of those leftover Marshmallow Peeps, make good use of your pet dolphin, and play video games forever. 

This week we tell you how to make a rat laugh, throw a better breaking ball and start a fire with snacks.

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper. 

How to open a bag of chips, save all the animals and go up to bat. Plus, Jeff Garlin tells us how to pick the perfect Christmas tree.

This week we tell you how to fool zombies, how to sneeze in the Daytona 500 and we find another reason to love fried shrimp.

How to save money on clothes without giving up anything but your dignity, minimize the number of fights during Monopoly, and get the excellent restaurant service you don't deserve. 

How to get rid of that perfume you never wear, properly call someone a nimrod, and celebrate St.Patrick's Day Chicago style. 

How to properly make use of your cat, and how to make it in the NHL. Plus special guest meteorologist Paula Poundstone gives us our first ever weather report. 

  We remember Harold Ramis by learning how the movie Groundhog Day was almost very different, John Lithgow tells us how to play it cool at the Oscars, and we help a listener find love at the gym

This week we learn how to beat a spelling bee, how to talk to bees and a new use for cement.

How to feel better about this freezing winter, and how to prevent a hijacking. Plus, something to think about when you're smashed between two people in puffy coats on the subway.  And if you're playing along at home: it's spelled Verkhoyansk. 

This week we tell you how to move like a glacier, write a cartoon musical and lose friends. 

This week we tell you how to keep your beer from freezing, keep your hands warm at the South Pole and how to talk about the Super Bowl without saying Super Bowl.

How to deal with an embarrassing name, and how to spy like a lady. Plus, a revelation that may change breakfast forever.