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There are four words in this DickSummer.com/podcast tht will probably get me into trouble. "Females, Frequently, Flee, Flatulence." My only defense is that it's the truth. In case you're confused, the nick name for flatulence rhymes with Heart...but that's not where your flatulence originates. Give a listen, with an open mind. And possibly with an open window.

Little girl babies are different from little boy babies right from day one. Little girl babies smile more, react more happily when they notice you're looking at them and genuinely want to please you. I think they should keep those traits when they grow up. Little boy babies mostly eat, drink, and pee. We don't change much when we grow up. For more information on the differences between boys and girls, give a listen to this podcast please.

I figure there are at least 12 different kinds of love...and I've listed them in this podcast. Did I miss any? If so, what kind? Please let me know. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com.

I was just trying to do a chin up when this DickSummer.com/podcast happened in my head. Be careful of doing chin ups guys. Or maybe if you REALLY FEEL LIKE you need to do CHINS UPS...Really...Watch out.

Your Gloat Boat cruise is a little like the Love Boat on TV, but this time instead of watching, you're living the cruise. So come aboard. You may land up somewhere different from any place you've ever been. And I guarantee you'll like it there.

Fireworks, parades and beach babes in their "Teeny Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikinis," Today's podcast reminds us that It's SUMMER IN THE CITY. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY.

Which snow flake will start an avalanche? Which drop of water will crack the water fall? Which small explosion will destroy a love affair. "Little Things Mean A Lot" is an old song, and an old story. That's a story told in this podcast.

This podcast is about a Summer surprise I plan to spring on my Winter's New Years Eve friends. It features the sounds of some Summer night creatures. If you'll give a listen, you'll hear a LOT of sounds. Supposedly all made by little tiny boy bugs, rubbing their back legs together to attract their little foxy lady bugs. Hey guys...TRY ATTRACTING A LAYDY LIKE THAT AT A SINGLES BAR.

"Dick" is NOT an offensive word. Today's podcast admits that Dick is my real name, It was my Dad's name before me. the guys who run the Moby Dick restaurant chain in Canada were not allowed to use "Dick"on their restaurant signs...the licensing people said Dick was an offensive word. So now the "N" word" and the "F" word have some company. As I said..."Holy Excrement." (Don't let anybody know you're listening to this podcast....and giggling.) (Although Big Louie always says, "Giggles are good.)

There are a lot of things you have to do with your money. This podcast says one of those things should be HAVE SOME FUN. And there's a story in it about a stranger who taught a lady that lesson...very well...one wonderful night.

Our President says, "Don't come here." But they come anyway...sometimes walking more than a hundred miles, carrying a baby and whatever few possessions they have left...because where they've lived has been taken over by gangs who rape, pillage and steal. This podcast is a completely NON POLITICAL suggestion for a new way to deal with them. Please let me know what you think. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com.

This podcast says there are too many people trying to mess up our lives, I say it's time we took back some of the control of our lives. So here's a project I'd like to call the Take Control Patrol. Look...we can't always be doing stuff we like. But we should be able to avoid stuff we don't like...at least for a specific period of time. When you're at a supermarket for example, of course you want to take a handfull of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they aren't looking...But that gets "THEM" upset. Now I do understand that we can't always do the things we like to do, BUT I think we can put at least a temporary stop to doing things we don't want to do. I think you should establish a personal don't do what you don't want to do day. Here's what I mean...We all like to hide in a clothing rack in a department store, and when people start browsing yell "Pick me, pick me." But that may cause more trouble than we want...from THEM. And some of THEM take it badly when you set all the alarm clocks in

Once upon a time there was a guy...being "Guy Stupid." I was that guy. I was so stupid this time that I thought I was going to lose my Lady Wonder Wench. Wow. I was that guy stupid, but luckily, she was a Lady Smart. It's an interesting story. Give a listen please.

Mr. Story Man LURKS. He comes around here every night, wearing his white fedora hat and his sexy bathrobe with "The Whiz" on one lapel... just in time to help my Lady Wonder Wench get undressed for bed. And I DON'T MIND... mostly. I do often envy him. I'd like to get my Lady to think I'm as sexy as he is. It's complicated. Please give a listen.

Finally, this podcast tells you the dreaded Moose Hunter story...and it asks LOTS OF QUESTIONS. Give a listen and try to come up with your own answers please.

There's a big difference between being Kool, and being Cool. My Lady Wonder Wench warmed both the Kool and the Cool out of my life. This podcast is about learning that sometimes...we have to build walls...around our lives...to stay...warm and alive.

I wanted to tell you my famous Moose Hunter Story, but I got sidetracked into some things about your fizzle. A fizzle sometimes sizzles, and that's not good. This podcast also gives you a unique answer when somebody says, "Have a nice day." And an even better answer when somebody says, "How are you?" Give a listen please so you'll be well prepared.

This podcast is about a phone call having to do with a blonde, a brunette, and a red head...ALL AT ONCE. And the phone call came in while I was on the air...TRYING TO DO A SHOW. It...got...all of my attention.

...and the agony of de-feat! If you're a sports fan, you'll remember that statement on ABC-TV. This podcast isn't about sports really...and it's really more about the agony in my de-feet. But...I usually like to look at the bright side, so I'm calling this podcast..."The Thrill Of Victory...." So jump into the podcast and have some fun.

I had to be careful of the "Lady Wonder Wench" factor when I was telling you the main story of this podcast. Because it's about silky, sexy, half clad ladies in the middle of some Manhattan Midnights.