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All Night Survival

I've always been a big fan of Peter Pan..."The boy who wouldn't grow up." Actually, I'm even more a fan of "Tinkerbelle" the fairy. She was hugely in love with Peter, but he wasn't having any of her, because he knew his girlfriend "Wendy" wouldn't appreciate it. The thing that's wonderful about "Tink" is that she knows Peter desperately needs some of her fairy dust. And she gives him almost all she has...to the point that she's so weak she could die. And the only thing that can help her is when you clap for her...that renews her stash of fairy dust. That's pretty generous. I like generous. This podcast explains how you can help "Tink" along with me...if you are so inclined. Please do.

They were the second most dangerous words I ever heard. Because looking at her, I knew very well what I wanted. And eventually, she said THE MOST DANGEROUS WORD I'VE EVER HEARD. And it's in this podcast.

GRRRR! seems to be the word of the day. We need to get re-Gruntled. When you un-plug your computer you are dis-connected. When your blood pressure is zooming, you're red in the face, and you're screaming at somebody, you are dis-gruntled. This podcast will help you get gruntled again. Give a listen.

If last week's podcast created a certain level of female dis-gruntle-ment, let's get the ladies gruntled again with this podcast. It's about the discovery of a very high voltage shot of Female High Voltage. I don't think most of you ladies have any idea of how that powers so many of us guys. Give a listen, and let me know please. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com.

Amy was a little kid who never caught a break...until the last hour of her life. It made me think of what I treasure most about life. The "Gratitude Attitude" at work. Sometimes you've got to really think why an all powerful, all loving God would give a nice little kid like Amy something as terrible as Systic Fibrosis. Then it hit me...HARD. Give a listen to this podcast please. Maybe it will hit you just hard enough...to give God a break.

It was on a lovely day at a Met's Spring Training game in Florida that it happened. He all of a sudden squeezed my hand hard...right in front of all those people. Give a listen please.

Once...on a crystal clear early winter night, when the wind was still, and the moon was almost full, I took my Lady Wonder Wench for a flight around Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty was lit and lovely in New York Harbor that night. And you know, sometimes in my imagination, when I close my eyes, I can almost see Lady Liberty looking out from New York Harbor all the way across... from sea to shining sea and it seems like I can hear her asking, "What is happening to my people? What is making them so afraid. All of them. The great and the small. What is happening, and when will it be over? I don't have the answer to that question. This podcast says, "I doubt that anybody really does." What do you think?

Why would a waitress stick a thumb into a plate of mashed potatoes? Why aren't there different seating arrangements for sections where the waiters have for sure washed their hands after using the toilet, and slightly cheaper meals at tables where we're not sure they washed their hands? Lots of questions about restaurants in this podcast. Please give a listen.

Proud Podcast Person Betsy Girl said..."How you feel about sex depends on with whom you're having sex. It has to be with the right person." Right Betsy. And I think that's where the magic comes in. It's got to be with the right person. Or at least with someone who seems like the right person. I saw a survey once that said women would rather go shopping than have sex. I must question what would happen if they added Betsy's point to that survey. How would women have answered it if the question were, "Would you rather go shopping or have sex with John Legend" the answer might be different. That's what today's podcast is all about. Give a listen please.

"The Times They Are A Changing" as Mr. Dylan famously sang. Maybe it's the "Magic Herb" they sell in the drugstores that makes a pretty lady "Putty in a guy's arms"...while of course one pill also makes her so sexy his arms ache to hold her. Or maybe it's just something more personal that makes both guys and ladies go way "beyond sensible command." That stuff is in this podcast. Give a listen please.

The only game I like better than baseball is "Peek-A-Boo." It's really a profound game. The point of it is, "I see you." I think that's pretty important when we need to all put "Social Distance" between us. It's easy to lose sight of somebody standing 6 or more feet away. And this podcast admits I don't want to lose sight of certain people.

A fine fedora, a fancy bathrobe, and a megawatt smile from a pretty lady...and ZAP...I changed. I was feeling very down for some very real reasons, but the hat, the bathrobe and the smile made me stand up straight, stride right, and smile. This podcast explains it all.

This podcast is about my Lady Wonder Wench making a guy's glands crash, lending my mother my car and something new: Man Mouth vs. Women Words. Was it a man or a woman who said, "Sex is the biggest nothing in the world." I'll tell you in the next podcast.

Today's podcast says a stranger's white fedora sits on the night table right next to my Lady Wonder Wench's side of our bed. That strangers white fedora belongs to a sexy older guy who calls himself, Story Man. Story Man has a good strong body, a deep sexy voice, and he likes to wear that white fedora when he helps my lady get undressed for bed. While he's un-hooking her bra he likes to tell her silly little stories to make her giggle like..."Do you know what you call kinky sex with chocolate... S&M&M." The stranger in the white fedora likes to watch her bounce a little when she giggles. I like that too. Any guy would like that. Then the stranger either reads to her from his special book, or he just tells her one of his sexy little short stories...with that voice that she admits first turned her on...a long time ago. Some times she gives him one of those looks that you could pour on a big, thick, chocolate cake. She likes that he watches her, as she climbs slowly and gracefully naked...into bed.

This podcast was recorded a year or so ago. And I hope our Summer Hopes are as high as this again...maybe next year.

It's "Just" one more pound...the difference between 189 & 190. But that one pound is...precious...to me. This podcast explains why 16 ounces makes such a difference in my head as well as in my gut. If you've been hiding out and raiding the fridge...you may find yourself here.

Size doesn't matter nearly as much as how brightly you shine. Life is tough and confusing right now. Most people are going dark. This podcast says, "That means it's a great time to turn up your shine." It takes a little guts, but it's worth the effort.

I'm set to drive for another year. That's not the real reason for this podcast, but it is a fact. My good old car passed the state inspection...for the 16th time. My good old car is a little like me. It's old but it still works just fine. They tried to tell me there was a problem because of all the smoke belching out of the exhaust, but I told them that was a safety feature I installed. I told them there's so much smoke coming out of the exhaust that nobody rides my bumper. They kinda scratched their heads till I showed them my insurance papers. I'm insured against collision, theft, and raiding hordes of Vikings. Give a listen to find out what this podcast is really all about.

I am a carefree, confident, coffee consumer. I like coffee hot or cold, today's, yesterday's or last week's...as long as there's no crust on top. But some people go overboard about coffee. They talk about coffee like wine experts talk about wine...You've heard them. "Hey...this bordeau has nice legs." What the heck does that mean? Wine is made from grapes. If a grape has been around long enough to grow legs, it's been around way too long...I'm not having anything to do with it. Go to a nice restaurant, and they go un-necessarily crazy over your coffee. "May I warm this up for you?" Sure. Do you have to...no. Coffee is good hot or cold, today's, yesterdays or last weeks. As long as it doesn't have a crust on top. Today's podcast says just relax and enjoy it.