Never Tell Me The Odds

Episode IV of NTMTO! - Wrath and Rancor - begins as a ragtag crew answers the summons of the newly founded New Republic. Join Grango (the gambling Toydarian), P-9L (the murderous droid bodyguard), Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), and Kaveri (the Force-sensitive Togruta) as they investigate a mysterious occurrence on a distant colony planet.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. II - (Episode 0; Scene 15) Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I - (Episode 0; Scene 14) Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 11The dramatic conclusion of Episode III - Pit of Despair! Merce's crew, still reeling from the loss of their comrades, find themselves on the precipice of doom. The Pit nears self-destruction, even as freed prisoner Quintel attempts to negotiate with former crew member P-9L. Meanwhile, P-9L takes aim at the back of Quintel's head, seeking revenge for the precious amulet he stole from her. On top of all this, insane Jedi Iron Gan still seeks their heads!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!The Porkins Brothers - (Episode 3; Scene 11)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 10 Molten steel fills the execution deck, as mad Jedi Iron Gan sets his sights on his next prey. A rain of molten metal, murderous droids, and an armor piercing grenade all add up to more trouble as the crew attempts to get out of the Pit before it self-destructs.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Not Afraid of Bill Clinton - (Episode 3; Scene 10)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 9 Death has arrived in the Pit - and it's name is Iron Gan! The remnants of Merc's crew scrabble for the exits as the mad Jedi prepares to turn his blade on them. Will anyone make it out alive?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Star Wars Pit - (Episode 3; Scene 9)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 8 Attempting to scale an access shaft in the heart of the Pit is no easy matter - especially now that the entire prison has been alerted to the escape attempt. Merce Leck and his crew will have to overcome everything the Warden can throw at them to save Tamaya from execution... and success is not guaranteed.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Blue Corn & Trash Dragons - (Episode 3; Scene 8)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 7 Merce Leck and his crew of Imperial defectors have reached the lowest level of the Pit and freed Jedi Knight Iron Gan - but Merce's wife Tamaya is nowhere to be found. Can they make it to the Execution Deck in time to save her from certain doom?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Bloom Like A Flower - (Episode 3; Scene 7)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 6Things heat up as Merce and his motley crew of Imperial defectors gain access to the central access shaft at the heart of the prison facility. But they'll have to get past a trio of prison thugs - the Scorpion Bros. - before they get anywhere!Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Maximum Security Bidet - (Episode 3; Scene 6)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 5The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - scour the hellish work floor of the prison, looking for their first contact - but the deeper they go the more complicated things become.Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros - (Episode 3; Scene 5)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 4The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - have made it to the viper's nest that is the command center of the planetary penitentiary P-1T, now they must descend to the hellish prisoner's work floor.Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Polymorphously Perverse - (Episode 3; Scene 4)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 3The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - have made it through the Worldstorm...barely intact. They've landed on the prison world, but will they ever get off again?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Face-Off - (Episode 3; Scene 3)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 2A brand new adventure begins! Four elite Imperial agents turn against the Emperor and attempt to spring their comrades out of the high-security planetentiary known as "The Pit" Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Hertz vs. the World Storm - (Episode 3; Scene 2)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 3, Scene 1A brand new adventure begins! Four elite Imperial agents turn against the Emperor and attempt to spring their comrades out of the high-security planetentiary known as "The Pit" Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Secret Husband - (Episode 3; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 12The culprit behind the Life Day assault on Kashyyyk is revealed - with Tamaya, Bosley, Quintel and P9-L persueing her through the Life Day Orb to the sacred Life Day Tree itself. It's the ultimate battle to save Life Day!Part III of the "New Year's Drinks" session.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Literally Saving Life Day - (Episode 3; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 11Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have rendezvoused with the Rebellion flagship with important information - leader of the Rebellion forces, Genernal Jan Dodonna is orchestrating an attack to destroy Wookie Life Day! Can the crew get to the bottom of this heinous plan in time? Part II of the "New Year's Drinks" session.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!I Eat In The Ladies Room - (Episode 2; Scene 11)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 10Bosley, Quintel, Tamaya and an oddly silent P9-L come to terms with their chaotic time on Nal Hutta as they rendezvous with the Rebel Alliance capital ship. Armed with damning evidence against Rebellion leader General Jan Dodonna, they face the question of spreading the word without putting themselves in the cross hairs.Part I of the "New Year's Drinks" session.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!What Happens on Nal Hutta - (Episode 2; Scene 10)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 9The "Mudslide" Session concludes! Droid P-9L, engineers Bosley and Quintel, and increasingly erratic diplomat Tamaya find themselves locked in the Hutt's deadly dance at the Granee Noopa. Hunted through the muck by deadly and ostentatious bounty hunters, will they even make it to Dinner? And what further horrors await?The final session with Guest Star Traycee playing Amy Vorpahl's character "Tamaya".Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Curveball Boutique - (Episode 2; Scene 9)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 8Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, have entered the deadly "Drinks" portion of the Hutt's twisted gala, the "Granee Noopa". Will they survive to the "Dance" and "Dinner" events with a bevy of baleful bounty hunters gunning for their heads?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Trumpu's America - (Episode 2; Scene 8)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

Episode 2, Scene 7Tamaya, P-9L, Bosley and Quintel, arrive at the palace of Trumpu the Hutt, on the Hutt homeworld of Nal Hutta. Attendees of a deadly dinner, can they curry the Hutt lord's favor and find out who was behind the attack on Kashyyyk?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Tamaya Goes Commando - (Episode 2; Scene 7)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes