We Hate Bards Podcasts

Avilda is in trouble!  And only one gang of murderous children can save her!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is going to get that book, one way or another, but is the deadly traps set by a long dead wizard the only dangers?  Or is there someone watching Conner from the darkness, ready to strike.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner has found the city and with some mild amount of violence possibly stumbled upon the wizards old abode.  Now it's just a quick in and out to get the book and be back before the abbot finishes his nightly lecture, but things are never that easy.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back!  This time it's off to a boring religious conference with his abbot, but a message from a mysterious individual could spell an end for Conner's ad hoc vacation.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Haas and Bobo are making quick work of these kobolds, all the while not skipping their daily workout routine!  But is there something more to this plague than a bunch of medaling kobolds?★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

No Conner, no problem!  We've got another one GM on player game, this time it is Matt sitting across the table as the muscle bound worshiper of Kord.  Can our hero and his orc in training stop a horrible plague, all the while getting those gains?  Tune in to find out.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner after some light violence against the animal population finds the sinister workings on in the Canyon.  Can Conner's martial arts prowess and help from a local goblin defeat this menace?  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is once again called into action, this time to investigate what became of a goblin clan.  They have not been seen in some time, which makes for a dangerous situation, either they are organizing for a big raid, or something else more dangerous had moved in. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Enough skulking!  It's time for Conner to take some risks and attempt a big risk, big reward plan.  Will it pay off though?  Or will the Baron's head guard turn him into a pin cushion?★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner with a brand new spellbook and access to the manor house thinks it may be time to go snooping around.  Can he find out what the nefarious schemes of the baron are before he is caught and thrown in the dungeon?★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Conner is back in the next instalment of his epic quest! This time is a rogue module that is light on the fighting and heavy on the skulking. A disease is spreading through the area, one that the local clerics and healers are having a difficult time curing, but a local baron is able to cure the disease, at an extravagant price! With more people getting sick and dying by the day the local church hires Conner to "borrow" the item the Baron has gotten a hold of that is at the center of his healing powers. Is this all just about making a buck off the backs of the sick, or is there more to this story?★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This is it, the showdown with an evil spirit to bring life back to area and save the tribe. This will be a battle for the ages! The likes that have never been seen! Or Conner will cheese it, cast a spell, and beat it to death with a mace.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The spirit! Man of mystery and shaman prowess! But like all great men, the icy hand of destiny awaits! And by destiny I mean die a pointless death in an alley.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our lone monk has discovered some sort of ancient temple, that is swarming with bugbears! Why in the world are they here, and what does this have to do with the missing elk? As Conner goes deeper answers will be revealed.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

After more than a year hiatus, our lone monk is back! Cris DM's Ben through another one player and one DM module. This time a barbarian tribe far to the North is in dire need of someone to help find out where all the Elk have gone to? If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and games, and other members only access items.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cris just couldn't let this one go, so it is time to rev that engine and head out into the wasteland for a second time in a dangerous and unforgiving post-apocalyptical gas starved future.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The last, and probably final, episode with using the Amazing Tales RPG. Things get quickly out of hand and Cris has a hard time reigning in the stream of consciousness play style of Nicola and Terra.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This time our gang meets up with some very distinguished people, of the royal persuasion!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Things started so simple, just some kids and an RPG, but these are Cris' kids were talking about. Things are about to gonzo in a hurry!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Cris and Nicola for the RPG Amazing Tales, a role playing game made for kids. It's like a stream of consciousness journey inside the mind of a small child!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★