Grow Your Business Fast | The Evil Bald Genius Unleashed

Opinions again. It’s a given other people’s opinions are none of your business. But there’s also a very practical reason for ignoring people who “helpfully” opine you’re wrong because they don’t like or approve of what you’re doing. Dude… the day I try to appeal to everyone is the day I close my biz and become a slime-ball politician. Bottom line: opinions are like arseholes. Watch the vid if you wanna know why. Then take action - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/gro...

Why bang the autistic drum? 1. It helps me. Obviously. 2. It helps others. Not so obviously. 3. I’m not telling you. But… I’ll be sharing it with you in the Ground Zero initiative because it’s directly relevant to your business (whether you’re autistic or not — because what I’m talking about exemplifies a *principle* of marketing) Link here - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero

We’ve noticed a terrible, self-destructive and suicidal tendency here in Ireland. I mean… giving discounts is usually stupid. Sometimes they can be useful strategically, but most business owners use them tactically… and so pay a heavy price (sometimes a deadly one). But you know what’s even Stupider? What I share with you in the vid. It makes caving in on price when asked look like the epitome of Good Business Sense by comparison. Seriously. This is some Stupid shit. And once you’ve seen the Stupid…? … join us for the Ground Zero initiative so you don’t have to deal with this dumb shit any more. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

This rare tip could quite possibly change your life and business (for the better). Sure, it’s tactical, but it’s deep, powerful, and great fun. Hint: if you ever get irritating cockwombles who smile that shit-eating grin and say, “I just want to pick your brain” — asking and expecting you to work for free, in effect — this is gonna make your day. It takes courage to do it, so I confidently predict almost no one will do it (which means if YOU will, then you're already streets ahead of your yellow and spineless competition). Watch the video, take 20 minutes to plug it into your business, then hit the link below get more info about this and the other stuff we're sharing in the Ground Zero initiative (because we’re gonna use this kind of simple but powerful shit to save the High Street. No pressure, then). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/gro...

Rare: a free tip from me. But it’s not your usual “nibble around the edges of your problem” kind of tip designed to get you into my shit. I don’t need to prove myself like that. That’s a strategy for newbies and wannabes. Nah, this is a hard-core tactical bunker-buster of a tip. Do with it what you will (bearing in mind it’ll change your life and business if you’ll let it). Whatever. Watch the vid, take action, and change yer life. Then talk to me - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Remember my “Fat Jon” moment? One of the best moments of my life. Why? Because it changed everything. And then everything changed for me. But the best thing of all? My “secret sauce”. I share it with you in the vid (no, it’s not the fetish blog I talk about). Watch, learn, implement. Then click here - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Giving away loads of free tips? Trying to prove your chops or reel punters in with the lure of your magic? Good luck with that. I won’t say it doesn’t work, because it does. But it’s slow, demoralising, and tends to attract the wrong kind of clients (AND the clients you DO serve you’re not serving to the best of your ability). There’s a better way of doing it. I share it with you in the vid. Book a call with me and I’ll show you how to do it yourself - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Jon McCulloch from Grow Your Business Fast... If lack of cashflow kills businesses, what kills cashflow? Not lack of sales (usually) Nope. It’s low prices. And you know why your prices are low? Because your competitors’ are. And you know why you feel you can’t charge (much) more than they do? Because you’re selling the wrong thing. Watch the vid, and I’ll share with you what I mean (and what you SHOULD be selling instead). Then hit the link - http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/

Jon McCulloch from the Grow Your Business FAST Operation: I had a momentary panic the other day. Bear with me. Ever told you about my “Fat Jon” moment? Well… … the other day I found I’m almost as heavy as I was at my porkiest. OMAFG. It was a shock, I can tell you. But all wasn’t what it seemed. Watch the vid and you’ll see (and you’ll see why it’s relevant for your business). Link to book your call - growyourbusinessfast.co.uk Oh, and I say 13 stone 9 in the video — I mean 12 stone 9. Duh.

You know what I think of “professionalism”, right? (and if you don’t this video be instructive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaJf...) But my take on it isn’t aimless bile and bluster. Nope. Because at the core of professionalism are integrity, courage, and confidence. Listen and I’ll explain. Then do the necessary — www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

All set to go? Need help? Wanna dive in headfirst with both feet (as only a contortionist can)? Hold yon horses. Chances are we can’t, won’t, or don’t want to help. Why? Good question. Clue: it’s not because we’re arseholes. Well, we ARE, but that’s not why we’re so picky. Nope. We’re picky because it’s in our best interests to be… … but more important of all (for you), it’s in YOUR best interests for us to be picky, too. Watch the video and you’ll see. Book your free audit call here: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk #localbusinessmarketing #localadvertising #localmarketing #smallbusinessmarketing #marketingagency #digitalagency #internetmarketing #marketing #socialmedia #localbusiness #sales #selling #pricing #positioning #valuepricing

Ever get called “unprofessional”? I do. All. The. Time. Guess what? What others think about me is none of my business, and I never play the game of running my life and business in a way to please others just because they have a fucking "opinion" about something. FACT: “professionalism” is entirely subjective and tends to be defined as what the majority agrees it is. But the majority is always wrong, so you know what you can do with that idea, don’t you? You know what I think professionalism REALLY is? I tell you in the video. And once you’ve watched it, follow the link - www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

You know why we work only with local bricks ’n’ mortar businesses rather than just any old business owner who ambles up asking for help? Short story? It’s where we can and do have the greatest effect AND where we’re needed most. Long story? I share it with you in the video. And when you’re done… CLICK THE LINK - www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Jon McCulloch from GrowYourBusinessFAST discusses positioning your business... Sick and tired of being treated like the "hired help" by customers and clients? I bet. But it's your own fault — simply because you don't position yourself to demand the respect, treatment, and PRICES you deserve. Watch the video and you'll see how important it is, and how to do it for yourself. And when you've done that... ... hit me up - www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Jon McCulloch from growyourbusinessfast talks about... Pricing… one of my two favourite topics. FACT: we are all undercharging. FACT: increasing your prices benefits _everyone_ you, your clients, the world at large. FACT: most business owners are too spineless, lily-livered, and chickenshit to raise their prices at all, let alone stick to their guns once they have. This is A Good Thing, because it means if YOU are prepared to grow a spine and show a bit of backbone, you can place yourself right at the top of the pile (where it’s less crowded, the air’s cleaner, and you don’t look up to see arseholes hovering above you). Oh, and I give you a dead simple free tip (rare for me) which’ll likely increase your profits by 38.6% or more… … and involve ZERO extra work from you. Just watch the vid. Then do the necessary. www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Time to roll out those old clichés… It’s not the drill bit you buy… … it’s the hole in the wall. Right? Yawn… No. It’s not right. It's as wrong as Mr Wrong from Wrongsville, Arizona. But it’s the line everyone trots out because they’re too dumb and unimaginative to see things as they really are. Look… watch the video and I’ll explain. Then hit me up and we’ll talk. Or dance around naked at dawn. Or something. www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

It’s not the economy. It’s not the banks. It’s not Amazon, eBay, or any other retailer (online or offline). Nope. It’s… … inaction. It’s doing NOTHING and sitting around WAITING for things to change, head up your own arse in a state of learned-helplessness because you assume you CAN’T do anything about it. You take what comes, in other words. Like a tree. Or a toadstool. Or an employee (and most business owners do indeed treat their businesses like a job or — worse — a hobby). Great advice for things you can’t control (yeah, I’m a Stoic — sue me). But terrible advice for things you CAN. The video: watch, listen, learn… And then take action and speak to me (see link in comments). Or don’t. Either way, you’ll get the results you deserve and are prepared to accept. Book your Audit Call here (it's free): http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

Just how far are you willing to go to make a success of your business? You’ll see it bandied about you should be willing to do “whatever it takes”, usually by someone trying to sell you something while you’re on a highly-motivated emotional wave. And it’s usually bad advice. Um… watch the video, and I’ll share one such example with you (if you can follow me while I’m laughing). That said, it usually pays to take expert advice (with the caveat it’s an actual expert you’re taking it from). How can you tell an expert from a non-expert? Again… watch the video, get past the giggling about butt-plugs, and I’ll tell you. Then… … hit me up and choose a time to talk to me, one on one (and it’s free, no strings, no obligation… no kidding). Just click the link below - www.growyourbusinessfast.co.uk

It's Sunday... ... and the day I traditionally neglect to go to church (and have done for the last 2,822 Sundays). Anyway... yesterday it was politics; today it's religion. I find the whole idea of religion bizarre. Still, you're free to believe what you want to believe, so long as you don't expect me to respect your dumb beliefs just because they're "religious" and get a special pass. No belief deserves respect; the PEOPLE who have them do (assuming they're not arseholes as individuals), but the beliefs themselves are abstract concepts (and are often just plain distasteful, stupid, or flat wrong). Whatever. Oh, and if you want my help with your business, you know where to come: https://lnkd.in/eCXG5Gs

You know why they call me The Evil Bald Genius? The Bald Genius bit is self-evident. But Evil? It comes from a comment made about me by some religious funny whackjob who equates godlessness with evil (which makes me wonder what the fuck’s going on in the allegedly godly Catholic church with all their kiddie-fiddling, collusion, and cover-ups but that’s another topic for another day). Anyway, some people say we evil atheists deny god because we want to sin… … and that means we need god more than anyone! A neat little argument in the absence of actual evidence for something to believe in, I guess. Fact is, I’m happy with ALL my sins, god or no god. Because if I think something’s wrong — against my own moral code — I don’t do it. And there’s a BIG sin in marketing, to be sure. The biggest, in fact. And it’s one I never, ever commit. Know what it is? I thought not. Watch the video and I’ll explain all. Then pick a time to talk to me (because it’s a sin I guarantee you’re committing and I’m here to