Grow Your Business Fast | The Evil Bald Genius Unleashed

Loads of free tips and shit in your feed? Know why I think it's dumb and almost never do it? (it's not why you'll think it is). Watch the vid and it may just change the way you think about how you present yourself. Then PM me for a free 15-minute brainstorming call. And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

You want to make more money and deal with better clients? Of course you do. Trouble is, you don't know whom to listen to. Well... listen to no one uncritically. Don't take ANYONE'S word at face-value when they say they have The Answer UNLESS they've first taken the time and trouble to look at your SPECIFIC business and circumstances. And that includes ME, too. Why? Watch the vid. Then PM me and arrange a 15-minute brainstorming session where I'll give you a shitload of ideas and directions to look in. https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius/

There's a disturbing trend towards unrealistic optimism I've noticed over the last few years. And it's getting worse. Any time you point out how something is dumb, silly, or even impossible, out come the knives and the mealy-mouthed gurus types start chucking around their nasty "negative" epithets. But in reality? We NEED people who'll aim for the best but prepare for the worst. To do otherwise is unwise and reckless. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean. Then PM me and arrange a time to talk about growing your biz (assuming you WANT to get better clients who'll pay top-dollar for your shit and THANK you profusely for taking their money because you've done a sterling job). https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius

I'm all for autism awareness, especially in Autism Awareness Month, and especially especially as my own diagnosis was confirmed yesterday... ... but for the Love of All That's Holy don't make a twatwaffle of yourself. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean (and draw your own parallels with the fuckwittery you see going on in my own industry). And if you decide you want my help growing your biz (and you'd have to be a bit Special yourself NOT to), PM me and we'll arrange a time to talk.

Q: what do you do when you can't get a hard-on? Do you... A. Consult a professional. B. Ask a bunch of random people on Facebook for their medical advice. Now... unless you're a complete fucktard you'd choose A. But... Well. Watch the vid and you'll see the rest. Then think about the advice you seek about your biz. And when you see why it's best to get an expert's opinion on how to get top-drawer clients and charge premium-prices... ... then you can PM me and arrange a time for us to talk. A 15-minute brainstorming session won't cost you a bean, and could (quite literally) change your life and business (it might even give you a boner, too).

The vid does exactly what it says on the tin. And if you want to plug what I share with you into your own business, PM me and arrange a time to talk (it's free).

If you're in home improvement — kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, etc. — you're REALLY gonna wanna watch this AND pay close attention. Why? Because I just increased a client's profits for him by 156.99% with no extra work (well, a little bit o' learning and doing a few things differently and less comfortably for a while). The good news? I can do the same for you, too. Better news? He's in such a commoditised business "everyone knows" selling at a premium is "impossible". Maybe. But people who say that don't know me or the (legal, ethical, moral, and entirely above-board) methods I teach to and use with clients. BEST news? Because my shit DOES work with even such commoditised businesses, it's almost certain to work in YOURS. Only way to find out is to PM me and we'll have a 15-minute brainstorming session to see the lie of the land, an' all that shit (and there's no pitch). Worst case?I tell you "No" because I can't or don't want to help you. Best case? Use your imagination. And add me on Facebook

Once more... we have LinkedIN cockwombles reading minds and pronouncing Da Troof in their feeble attempts to appear worldly wise and erudite. Lordy. Fucking embarrassing. It comes down the three kinds of Stupid. More in the vid. Watch, learn, maybe giggle... ... and then PM me if you want my irreverent, godless, and frequently blasphemous help with your biz. We'll arrange a short "brainstorming session" where I'll give you some top-notch ideas on how to fix your business (keep your card in your purse, pocket, or wallet, cuz there's no pitch and nothing to buy). And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

You know That Feeling, right? When a self-proclaimed "LinkedIN guru" posts very specific details about "the algorithm" (when he almost certainly knows fuck-all about it except for what he's gleaned from his superficial and confirmation-bias riddled observations). Right. And then it gets worse: his first message to you is a sleazy sales message (and when you message him to say "don't message me again"... the twatwaffle messages you again). The moral of the story? Watch the vid and I'll share it with you. Then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, and we'll show you a much better and cleaner way to do this shit (or if your need is urgent and you’re prepared to make a substantial investment in and commitment to your business and its future, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

What does myopia and a world tinged with yellow have to do with your business? Only EVERYTHING, that's all. Watch (heh) the vid and you'll see. And then, if you're a clever bunny you'll join us for Ground Zero. OR, if your need is urgent and you have a yen to work with us one-on-one, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk. At risk of over-egging the pudding… … this is for serious enquiries only. If you don’t have at least £10k to invest in your business, PLUS more than a little time and effort, then don’t waste your time or mine. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

The customer is always right? Do what? As often as not customer is a fucking idiot (and a stubborn, obstinate, and cluelessly-opinionated fucking idiot, at that). And one of the worst things you can do? Give them control of things they have no business trying to control (like... your business and how you run it). An easy trap to fall into, but an even easier (and simpler) one to avoid. How? Why? Watch the vid. Then take action and join us for Ground Zero Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

Spending your time looking for new customers and clients? Foolish boys and girls. Watch the vid and you'll see what you can learn from Optical Express and the ONE place they come up short of excellent (and get an insight into what they do when they surgically replace your lenses in your eyes). Then take action and join us for Ground Zero (and we'll share with you how to do exactly what they ain't but should be). Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

Falling foul of the capricious LinkedIN "algorithm"? Pissing and moaning amid much wailing and gnashing of teeth because it's hurting your biz? Good. I have no sympathy and you deserve it. Why? Because if you're relying on the good will of a multi-billion dollar corporation and a SINGLE online platform for your leads, then you're a fucking idiot and an incompetent business owner. And this isn't even the worst of it. Want the rest? Watch the vid, then, for the Love of All That's Holy get our help — click the link for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/ OR... If your need is urgent and you’re prepared to make a substantial investment in and commitment to your business and its future, then PM me and we’ll arrange a time to talk. This is for SERIOUS enquiries only. If you don’t have the will or the wherewithal to invest at least £10k in your business, we’re way out of your league. https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius

When the shit hits the fan (or the dog), what do you do? When there's shit left, right, and centre, and your world is full of it... what do you do? When two dogs run into the house late at night after playing in the freshly-sprayed field behind the house... what do you do? The only thing you can do — pick somewhere, and start. And keep de-shitting until it's all shit-free. A metaphor for dogs, life, and business. Watch the vid for the whole story, then join us for Ground Zero and let us help you de-shit your biz (or, if your need is urgent, PM me and we'll arrange a time to talk). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

Confession: I wake up STIFF every morning. Morning Glory? Feh. I wish. Nope, I'm talking about my joints. But I know the answer. I've known it for years. But I've done nothing about it because the PAIN wasn't bad enough. And now it is. That's a metaphor for the human condition, I reckon. Anyway, your biz and your desire to fix what ails it are no different. Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean (and what the answer is). Then, click the link and join us for Ground Zero (stop the pain before it gets a hold). http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero/

Here's a bit of Zen for you... ... the best thing about the Internet for business owners is also the worst. Never before has it been possible to reach such a multitudinous audience and target market for your so quickly, easily, and cheaply. But... the same's true for your competitors, too. And because People Are Stupid, it inevitably degenerates into a race to the bottom as everyone competes on price. Fortunately, this can happen only if you acknowledge you HAVE competitors, and it's easy to relegate them into insignificance with NO possibility of them copying you or stealing from you. How? I explain in the video, AND show you how ANY local bricks 'n' mortar business can do this for themselves. Watch it, be awed, and then click the link to join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you how to plug this shit (and a load more) into your business. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcC

"I HAD to cut my prices..." Ever heard that? Ever SAID that? I bet you have. But you know what happens when you raise your prices? You make more money. You get better clients. You deliver a better service. Your whole life and business dramatically improve. Why? Because low price isn't what people ultimately care about. You know what they DO care about? I share that with you in the video. Watch it, then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you how to plug premium prices into your own business, holding your hand every step of the way. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

I nearly died the other day. Well. No. But it felt like it. I've never felt so ill in my fucking life. Why? And why should you care? Watch the vid. Then click the link and join us for Ground Zero. http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch

You know what virtually every business does to close the sale? They cut their prices (often without being asked, and even when it isn't wanted). What we all want is VALUE. And if the value's there, we'll pay whatever we're asked. How to make this happen in your biz? Simple. And easy as a post-curry shit. Watch the vid and then click the link and join us for Ground Zero, where we'll show you EXACTLY how to do this and a fuckton more. Here’s the link for Ground Zero: http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste) https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch