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Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3 Show: #525 Length: 32:37 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Where the shows been? I'm not well Hear it in the voice Why do men get sicker than women? It is like quantum mechanical Betsy, he looks really bad No one was validating You had a temp of 98.6 That's high for me Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me I talked with two people this week That's it It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps Let's give the run down New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business Venture Capital is tight and requires travel Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far Well, you are being paid That $40 a week is going to take us through You gotta finish strong I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't Later in the show my pants starts falling down No laughs at this either Here I am walking down the street So w

Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3 Show: #524 Length: 41:24 Size: 38 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes When, when, when, when This was supposed to go out Friday Maggie has been insanely sick What happens when you read all of these Oprah books? It should come with a six pack of Xanax Difficult times? Write a book You need to change your name to Kristina Sending email as Kris Smith People would respond to me as a woman So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show The Mexico Part 3 begins now Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner Standing at the buffet A woman sidles up next to me "What part of Canada are you from?" I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years Where's that? Wisconsin Is that a big city? All the push ups that you do They could throw a rock at it She was wearing the crocs Then I scanned the room and it was cover

Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3 Show: #499 Length: 22:52 Size: 15.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive goes on $25 of support gets you 2 DVD's with the full archive mailed to your door Drop that Archive Support at the site in any one of the banners It is all about the Interwaves The photo montage of the father's day trip are up Look in the blog for the story Soften up the crow's feet Geez, that bag, what is she 33? I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater The afternoon jamboree Much like licking a toilet "Cousin Kris!" The first Casey's we stop at Hey, I know you No, I didn't know her name instantly Hoping for it fire into my brain Turns out to be cousin X She's of the normal branch But the odds of that Not that great Running into someone buying smokes I just don't want to get there I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75 Never thought we would make it Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up It

Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3 Show: #498 Length: 25:41 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today! Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive We Jen upheaved and happy at work Here's a podcast hug for you You can't miss the banner It's another Friday the 13th show I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it Many, many things are going wrong today How can you be freaked out about today? Yesterday should have done it for you Glad to be getting to the expert level I didn't say it like that Oh, really Well, I don't know Let me ask Betsy That should be my motto The common sense psychic He told you it was Father's Day this weekend Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs Keeping it as a secret Having a surprise party Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts I knew we were being invited to a jamboree Waldorf salad vs. apple salad Some might say they are the same Like the hotel? They wouldn't think hotel I gotta be nice You c

Croncast - 2008-06-11.mp3 Show: #497 Length: 29:51 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What was that? Keep the Archive Alive? Yes, it was Support future listeners and the new show by sending support How? The banner above Let's keep it trucking along by supporting the past That is, the past, for the future

Croncast - 2008-06-09.mp3 Show: #496 Length: 33:11 Size: 22.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Nothing on the show notes Dispense a bit on the new format and show Keep it real people Enjoy that intro music!

Croncast - 2008-06-06.mp3 Show: #495 Length: 30:25 Size: 20.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Oh, the 2008 Comments on the photos I'm a what? You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world When was that? San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff I got my eye on those celebrities I knew today was going to be a great day Because the Lutherans were having a sale Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway" You were benevolent enough to babysit It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me You should be so lucky Space Ghost! You can convince me of anything I got to the sale kind of late The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells That we can hop into a new line that is shorter I was torn They can have stuff in multiple questions I think you will reach a point, your peak of sales skills We should freeze dry you at that point Then revive you in the future when the dolla

Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3 Show: #494 Length: 41:59 Size: 28.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're back for part two of San Francisco The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase She kissed a diseased baby Then she kissed me and now I am infected Other than daddy just do I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation Her encrusted nostril in photos I could track back the vector of my illness Yes, you are the carriers Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement" We rank with NPR shows in the post How are we different than any other shows? Funnier Let the woman talk No love for this man I didn't get a party when I was there Heading to the meetup at House of Shields What if no one shows up? People were bound to show up Four people showed up I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way David, Sam, Russ and Katherine The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie David has been listening

Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3 Show: #493 Length: 28:21 Size: 19.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Good grief we are back Thanks to Betsy for showing back up You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick She's checking me out Of course she is "So what are you doing in San Francisco?" "I'm here with my friend." "You don't have to call her your friend anymore." The spandex blend is alive and well You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa The smell of Dubuque jumps off The hills and the highway I drive better than those taxi drivers Don't look forward You check carry on bags? Yes, need to keep her creams and powders The vacation schedule The romantic cruise We just wanted crab The Russians followed me from Goodwill Our waiter wanted to argue Today, today it is my first day Crab comes with nothing? No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad Dungeness crab is a mud spider She called me a hot mess in Cantonese We en

Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3 Show: #492 Length: 17.5 Size: 25:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes Sorry for the no show on Friday Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . . Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross) Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together

Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3 Show: #491 Length: 19.7 Size: 28:40 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith That is your new name You're like silly putty Let me see your palm I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad? Nope Did I sleep on a floor for you? Mr B I am going to kick your ass I don't want to hit golf balls Then I win by default You are very competitive My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls I thought it would be like a coffee machine I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle The second of the idiots is now here They should put up a sign There was a sign I am sure Based on how you played it should be bright pink You are so full of crap I couldn't put my arms around you Resting in your schwetty palms A boy at

Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3 Show: #490 Length: 19.6 Size: 28:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy likes the amens to her sermons Now they can tell me to mow my lawn We are way more boring than the show The picture in her head of you was repulsive Good thing she didn't see a real picture I despise this time of year the most Why? The grass grows I hate the mowing Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood I have been honing my skills without you Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox Not the Billy Squire stroke A body bag full of bubble wrap A body bag? I tried to do a Penny Drop That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics Tetanus shot for junking license I had to have the bubble wrap So I went to Goodwill Fast like a bunny I bought a Titl

Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3 Show: #489 Length: 20.5 Size: 29:52 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes Thanks for the comments of late They do mean a lot to me Elliot taking one on the head Life coming back Former classmates Spoiled doesn't mean success in life

Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3 Show: #488 Length: 10:45 Size: 7.41 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short short showNot much else to say.Some laughs await but we return you to your regularly scheduled life sooner than normal.

Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3 Show: #487 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Cinco de Mayo The drink comments spilled over Work with me Comment on the proper post and subject You should be embarrassed to drink that in front of other people It's a weird girly drink If it's the only drink you are going to drink for the night One tumbler You just took the story to a whole new level Oh, bears I feel really good about closing out Croncast and moving on There are legal concerns with letting listeners choose Everything is an impeding legal issue I can't even say v$deo pr0fe$$or anymore My sister wanted to come to Karl's with me Your sister needs to cut to the chase You can thank me later when you wake up in your own vomit Sometimes threesomes are weird Half the audience just said, "Why, yes

Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3 Show: #486 Length: 31:00 Size: 21.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes, sorry The greatest goodwill find of all time Sure it is So was the Kirby vacuum It's a Bolex Video Camera Spooky stuff on this show "How did you know?" I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt What about the eyeless dolls?

Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3 Show: #485 Length: 28:03 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I pulled a muscle in my back My spider bites It's a back wall injury Like in the Mist Where the privileged people are At the Intercontinental hotel I ordered my drink You need to try it Jaegermeister and Bailey's? It makes me want to cover my ears How much do they charge for that? It depends The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major How much do you want? Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's Well, we pour in ounces I don't care what pour, just fill it up When have you counted You are an asshole I'm not an asshole How many ounces would you like? What kind of question is that? I would have turned you into a zombie Was $30 a drink Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level She had already poured

Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3 Show: #484 Length: 31:49 Size: 21.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense. Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, loud shout out to anyone who throws down and sends them in.

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cann

Croncast - 2008-04-18.mp3 Show: #482 Length: 26:40 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Kris is all business all the time I am business baby even when I sleep You're on Twitter 24/7 I was dreaming about API's That is why I slept through the earthquake Why you should be like me Fifth graders would listen It is like dreaming about math What parent wouldn't say, "I would like my kid dreaming about math" You can't negative criticism The survey we ran for one year The likes and dislikes are finally available It's not that "He laughs at nothing" The laugh is used to fill in the gaps Go back and listen to the first few shows with gaps No one is addicted to your laugh I say addicted to laughing in general It is good for you Adam Curry released some demographic data So with that I will release all sur