Betty In The Sky With A Suitcase!

Episode 36 This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake. So this show features some outrageous stories involving lost uniform skirts, burnt shoes and choking on an airline pillow? But don't you worry... the skies are not full  of dingbats but anybody can have a dim moment. Music by www.garageband.com "Don't You Worry" by Dean Krippaehne  

Episode 35 Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express!  Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some turbulent and funny star stories. At the end of the episode I'll tell you about the most impressive passenger I have ever met on the airplane.   Music by www.garageband.com  "Stars" by Sulphur  

Episode 34 In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers.  It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just saying that you never know.  Whatever you believe...these are some really good stories! Music... Paranormal Sunrise by Endsville www.endsville.ca or www.garageband.com

Episode 33 This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime!  Lets get the party started!  Music by www.garageband.com  Airplane by Sidestreet Blues A special thanks to  www.landsend.com  for sending me the great suitcase!

Episode 32 Who knew there are so many Airline stories starring our furry friends! In this show we hear about racoons, gorillas, dogs, monkeys, cows, birds and ferrets all flyings the friendly skies.    Hang on for a "wild" ride. Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 31 I'm just back from Tobago and something I miss when I have a break from work is the Galley Talk. This show has a lot of funny stories from the galley. We hear about the lower galley, famous people in the galley and at the end of the episode... we hear about an experiment on the airplane that had all the passengers cheering!   Music by www.garageband.com  "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Episode 30 Like every work environment there are power struggles in the airline industry.  You have stand offs between the Flight Attendants and passengers, the Captains and First Officers and Flight Attendants with each other.  Now on paper that probably doesn't sound funny...but it really is. At the end of the episode I tell about a Show Down that I regularly have with passengers on the airplane. Music by www.garageband.com "Struggle" by Scott Fisher

Episode 29 I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode.  Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress? So among the underwear and naked stories we hear my own most embarrassing moment and at the end of the episode we hear about a really famous lady in her underwear on the airplane! Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies  

Episode 28 Roger...or Roger that...is what a Pilot says all day long.  It indicates that a message has been recieved.  But...is the message always understood?  Are we always on the same page?   Words can mean different things to different people which makes for some hilarious stories in the cockpit and the cabin. The end of the episode has a great segment about the Aircraft manufacturer Fokker.  Roger? Roger that.  Music by www.garageband.com "Cabin to Cockpit" by The Belvederes

Episode 27 I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them. We hear about the Flight Attendants having to open the door...inflight!  Plus alot of wacky airplane lavatory stories and at the end of the show I tell a story about an especially friendly famous gal. Music by www.garageband.com "Flying" by The Catch

Episode 26 An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky.  Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy? We hear of passengers spitting, fighting and generally causing havoc on the airplane.  Nothing like alittle violence for the holidays?  Don't worry there are plenty of laughs too! The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Crazy" by The Ripple Effect  

Episode 25 This show starts off with a bombshell story and ends with a personal bombshell announcement.  The middle is chock full of dramatic and funny lightning stories. The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com Music by www.garageband.com "Lightning Strikes" by Chaiko

Episode 24 This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous. We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior! The photo is a greeting card that another flight attendant makes, if your interested in a catalog contact  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com   Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Everything Good" by Twintwelve      

Episode 23 What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common? They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. And the last story...all I can say is...Ohhhh Baby! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com   Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 22 If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe. But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually rather wonderful. This episode features stories about a group of monks, a drunk priest, a "gay" passenger and a rather large gentleman getting stuck in the aircraft lavatory.   Music from www.garageband.com  "Wonderful"  by DavidWilliam

Episode 21 What is a Bellringer you ask?  A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't associate the the action of pushing the button and the resulting ding! We hear about alot of bellringers...some dingbat Flight Attendants... and at the end of the episode we hear a story that is a real "headbanger"! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com Warning Bells by romaniacs  

Episode 20 This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"!  At the end of the episode we actually have an ax wielding Captain! Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by www.garageband.com  "Strange People" by FBW You might want to listen to Joe Deon interview me on  "Fly With Me" at www.flywithjoe.com  it's in Episode 13.  Joe sets the podcasting bar very high... he always does a fantastic show.    

Episode 19 This show has one witch story and then it is nonstop celebrity stories.  Starring Arnold Palmer, Elvis, Russell Crowe, Little Richard, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta, Andre the Giant and Robert Redford. And at the end of the episode we hear from a non famous but really impressive passenger just back from Iraq. Music by www.garageband.com "Walk of Fame" by Bad Mama Jamas      

Episode 18 Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents. When your traveling... it's always good to watch your back! Then at the end of the episode we hear from a famous passenger who was kind enough to share a funny story with me. Music by www.garageband.com  "Flying" by The Catch  

Episode 17 This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane.  The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane."  Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music by garageband.com  "Kids Rock" by Blue Fox & the Rockin'D