Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Arianne Martel thinks that she's got it all figured out, but this seems to be her first rodeo. 

Brienne follows Nimble Dick to the whispers, and takes her first life...er, lives. 

Aeron watches as his worst fears come true. EURON FOR PRESIDENT!

We get out first Victarion POV, and we finally meet Euron Crowseye, the weirdest, creepiest, most badass Greyjoy yet. 

We get our first glimpse of what Cersei's rule will be if left unchecked, and how unsubtle her plans are (which she thinks are so clever). Oh dear. This doesn't bode well. 

Jamie sees more and more how nutty his sister is, and he shows an unusual interest in the Kingmaker. What's he planning????

This ship is the Carnival Cruise of Westeros. I am so glad I'm not there. THE WORST. 

It's the "She's All That, Westeros Editon"!

Arys can't resist a woman in a snake armband. 

Cersei lights a candle to celebrate Tommen and Margaery's wedding, and imagines burning everyone in the universe alive. 

We get our first Asha POV chapter, and she puts someone in his place. As usual.

Sansa testifies against Marillion, and gets a tutorial on The Game from LIttlefinger. 

Brienne goes to Duskendale to find Sansa, and finds Podrick Payne instead.

Jaime watches over Tywin's rotting corpse, and does his best to try and help Cersei even though she makes it really fucking difficult. 

Cersei gets schooled by Kevan Lannister, but she's too stupid to notice. 

Arya arrives in Braavos and is unceremoniously dumped from the ship and brought to the weirdest temple ever. 

Sam is on the Wall, but not for long...soon he departs with Aemon and Gilly, for Oldtown. 

Brienne is searching for Sansa, and soon discovers that she's not the only one.

Cersei has a nightmare about being devoured by the throne, only to discover she's just as powerless while awake. But she doesn't seem to see it.

We meet Areo Hotah and find out how Dorne feels about the death of Oberyn Martell.