I'll Have A Beer And Talk

I’ll won’t have a beer (because I’m sick) and talk briefly aboot a Lovecraft-Billy Joel mashup. For reals.Show Note: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2018/01/18/hp-lovecraft-billy-joel-piano-man Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I should be healed soon!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a tall space taleBeer: Mother Earth Brewing Co’s Cali Creamin’, a 5% ABV Cream Alehttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22610/87942/ Show Note: https://www.engadget.com/2018/01/10/jaxa-astronaut-norishige-kanai-grew-2-cm-iss/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: OUTER SPACE will enlarge the 8oz episode to full size next week!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot the blockchain and BEWBS, listen here microbe, self sound care, your face is killing me, cheap mesh networks, queue up and wait, and secrets of hagfish REVEALEDBeer: Odell Brewing Company's Friek, a 6.9% oak barrel aged American Wild Ale with cherries and raspberrieshttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/267/53221/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Dx0PdSsvFrEoOn04cBmjT1n2ImKo7DlUADeGL8zyGtU/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: ENNIO MORRICONE - DANGER: DIABOLIK (OST)https://youtu.be/1c_or1SEdUE Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: blockchain ate my brain

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot trees for fish, be fat & healthy, pyramid scanning blimps, OK Lauren, Space Hotel, Peter Capaldi - Class act, and crows apologizeBeer: Brauerie Schloss Eggenberg's Samichlaus, a 14% ABV Doppelbockhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/285/776/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xQIrg7mx9upNNUv70T1rUY3-oj8VgppovFd4PkqOlFc/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Oedo investigation network theme, composed by Hiroki Tamaki https://youtu.be/8bMRXassblw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Yes, the title "Crow Apologies" IS a reference to Nirvana's "No Apologies". I wish I was like you, easily amused...

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot pain-free Italian secrets REVEALED, who wants to be an Australian spy?, no more (finger) pricks, sweat-energy, Adam West will always be with us, PizzaTech: low-aroma chicken is HERE, and EEL POWER.Beer: Prairie Artisan Ales Christmas Bomb!, an 11% ABV American Double Imperial Stouthttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30356/137955/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wtW17OwewQBnagbMsx7wBoKTKFmoGv9CMhAxXPONcUw/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: "Hooray For Santa Claus" featuring Al Hirthttps://youtu.be/aO9-fvEEbaI Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ Dr. Sarah SunriseA word from Gary!: EELS EELS EELS EELS

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot tofu booze, PLEASE let me wear a costume to work, spacesuit HALP, nudge those robots, urinal commercials, noisy kayaks, and F U, CATS R TEH SMARTZBeer: Arcadia Brewing Company's Bourbon Barrel Aged Shipwreck Porter, a 12% ABV Baltic Porterhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35571/65809/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16mzyRlyJ9KzGWY8ygvSGIcVrrdh8S8IzGVVdwrNhGRw/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Godzilla (Instrumental Version) -The Hit Co. (originally by Blue Oyster Cult)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFyNztnByUSponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/Dr. Sarah Sunrise A note from Gary!:alternate title: nudging robots

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot barley flavour, robotic UNDO, drone self-destruct initiated, metal minds making metal music, shower thought backup, pizza baby gifts, and yetis are bears?Beer: Black Raven Brewing Company's Grandfather Raven, a 9.5% ABV Imperial Stouthttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/19765/64316/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hlsVvUcNJTChmVlzx5VUxI8frdv-_QH6smc-DCv1U_w/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Battle Fever J (INSTRUMENTAL VERSION)https://youtu.be/ILg1GjxZ6v0Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Alternate title: Yetis are bears?

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot emotion booze, watch happiness prediction, sauna ALL THE TIME, lasers in your ears, space barley, ALWAYS OVERHAND, and dogs lengthen your lifespan (there’s a good boy!)Beer: Rhinegeist Brewery's Maracuja, a 7% ABV Passion Fruit Gose https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31995/288699/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W1JNjQLoJFtCxGLp8wLK8MVO80OYwNjK32zu-3dvHuI/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: TRUTH ~ｖｅｒ.5~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwaBhFZUUw4Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: alternate title: tropical goses are TEH BEST

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot supertasters, sheep face recognition, the great fake snake-ape war, dinosaurs very bad no good day, lava lamp security, you’re an inclusive whizzard harry, and the sound made when pigeons flyBeer: Track Seven Brewing Company’s Left Eye Right Eye, a 9.5% ABV Double IPAhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27946/106976/?ba=smanson56Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WYdLpcXso5Fe7cmI3knzGYHOAY9FZIKQgmcfLeIaWgw/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Western Police PART II Main Theme · Wonderful Guys Full Size (TV Mix)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYstiAbz0aASponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: A plethora of alternate titles this week: Cornelius! Zira! WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES / The

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot sweaty passcodesBeer: Jester King Brewery’s Simple Means, a 5.6% ABV Altbierhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24018/211376/Show Note: https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/sweat-biometrics-analysis/Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Who knew changing jobs after 10 years would take up so much of my cognitive abilities!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot butt power, pyramid power, eating 2.0, spinal silk (spinal silk), two factor tattoos, smell like friend chicken IN YOUR BATH, and the incredible shrinking shrew skull!Beer: O'so Brewing Company's Convenient Distraction, a 10% ABV Imperial Porterhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16386/117130/\Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s8pfbdcLaoAMB4bFM4yiwyTQtucoBhAxbn9l4DttH14/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Star Trek: The Next Geenration/First Contact performed by Captain Meatshieldhttps://youtu.be/7L54GYRcxSMSponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: alternate title: the shrinking of the shrew......'s skull

I’ll have a beer and talk with my wife and we’ll talk aboot how only goats can prevent forest fires, garbage-collecting crows, gardening IN SPAAAACE, smart forks for slurpin’, magic mushroom antidepressants, and talk foreign better with BOOZE!Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jEOKBEbfzrYmqvN7pfLQfHAaFGwGYoER1sYH781omWk/edit?usp=sharingBeers: Woodland Empire's Moon Dog, a 5.3% ABV Northwest Amberhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/33825/143946/Crooked Fence Brewing Co's Blue Footed Booby, a 5.4% ABV Cucumber Tart Saisonhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27179/241758/Stone Brewing Co's Xocoveza, an 8.3% ABV Imperial Stout inspired by Mexican Hot Chocolatehttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/128500/Music: The "Streets Of San Francisco" Theme - The Patrick Williams Big Band https://youtu.be/TI4doul8mWQPolka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creative

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot crayfish employed by a brewery!Show Note: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-qualityBeer: Milwaukee Brewing Company’s O-Gii, a 9.2% ABV tea-infused Witbierhttps://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-qualityMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Episode one hunnit, it’s coming I swear!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot Google’s new hardware devices for 2017.Beer: Kells Brewpub’s Irish Pale Ale, a 6.7% ABV American IPA Visit store.google.com for the source material!https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/38754/156802/Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: By hook or by crook, I WILL get to episode 100.

No time + no internet = not a chance to make a show! So here's a randomly selected episode which I consider one of the Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk!THe Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk: Episode 64.5 (8 oz Edition) VELLUMBeer: New Belgium Brewing’s Belgo, a 7% ABV Belgian-style India Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/192/73864/ Show Notes: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/fleeting-wonders-a-farewell-to-vellum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vellum Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I am healing.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot adequate vacation lengths, self-driving car communication, self-driving designated driverless cars increasing the potential for drinking, fat-reducing patches, robots can hurt your feelings, virtual assistants can be attacked by dolphins, and I for one welcome our lazy ant overlords.Beer: 10 Barrel Brewing Co.'s Raspberry Crush, a 5.2% ABV Berliner Weissbierhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16873/84174/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s68vUtm9Kn7BvGsJ4ahLuLH5s-Un0O4QpNXN2Aprhnk/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Theme from Police Squad! - Ira Newbornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Lzpz-EmhsSponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: The Theme from Police Squad! by Ira Ne

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot shoes made for beer drinking, beer made for shower drinking, fridges made to bring you beer, baseball telepathy, (not really) autonomous pizza delivering cars, paying with your smile, and a why bat would totally win in a bat vs. scorpion fight.Beer: Blackberry Farms Barrel Aged Brett Saison, a 7.5% ABV Saison aged in red wine barrelshttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31896/248838/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D585uT5LFwnNBUCBDhnZtBDl8fUUdkon31ad4oy7nOA/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: MORTAL KOMBAT - The Immortalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOASponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: There’s a totally random slam on the film Scorpion King in this one...

I'll have a beer and talk aboot fish booze, fish opioids, MOON LTE, batteries powered by children's tears, Funeral by Robot, PizzaTech involving burger bitcoin and aVR chicken-themed escaoe room, and The Rules of Lizard AttractionBeer: Fulton Brewing Company's Worthy Adversary, a 9.5% ABV Russian Imperial Stouthttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22167/57172/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cm7dkz4AMIvuUysRP0POEhCvndNhyEFVAaj5vn0kpFs/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Polkadelphia - Polka Eclipse of the Hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_yVSxnffMSponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: FIRE BAD

I'll have a beer and talk aboot alcohol (seems to) prevent diabetes, alcohol (seems to) improve your recall, LASERS (seem to) recover lost memories, BOOTY, a very special NASA job opening, food made from zaps and exhilations, and EMU GENESBeer: Southern Tier Brewing Company's Krampus, a 9% ABV Imperial Helles Lagerhttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3818/43738/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a7QOOrIb0Gr_RX6yuDvrpelN2ykgfaMQHMquSb-o8xA/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Rhythm Heritage - Theme from S.W.A.T.https://youtu.be/LXwYtTi2w08Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: BOOTY

I'll have a beer and talk aboot PIZZA TECH! From KFC, McDonald's and Taco Bell!Beer: Highland Brewing Company's Highland IPA, a 7% ABV India Pale Alehttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/811/204453/Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14SmS13IvQu5S8FPnflNcSv6U933OWMUYI3RJ06_nlZc/edit?usp=sharingMusic: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Now I want Taco Bell.