Victrola! Sketch Comedy Podcast

WOAH! Big news, Vultures! After some soul searching, we've decided it's time to monetize the podcast. We've launched a Patreon for you to directly support us (http://patreon.com/victrolapod) New, full length episodes will ALWAYS be free, but if you want our weekly microsodes and that sweet, sweet bonus content you'll have to kick us a whole dollar a month. You may also have noticed that Seasons 1-3 have disappeared from the feed. We've put some of our archives behind a paywall. For three bucks a month, you get access to 100s of hours of inside jokes that your friends won't get! We're excited to play around with this and engage with you, our loyal listeners. We've got some awesome stuff planned, including live streams, Q&As and also some script readings in addition to finally finishing our BSCSU pilot, more Candy Crew episodes and even some animation. Thank you for your support! Don't got $1? No problem! Keep listening, and remember the best way to support us is leaving a review on iTunes! Victrola is prod

We're back from out unplanned hiatus! The real world conspired against us, and we thought it best to hit the pause button for a bit. Bad news: everything is still melting down around us. Good news (?): We're trying to get back to a normal release schedule with full length episodes out the first Wednesday of every month and microsodes coming as they come. This episode features special guest Jose Gonzales from Phoenix! Thanks to the miracle of modern internet meeting tech, we're able to pipe him in! Don't forget to tune in live Monday nights at 8pm central at twitch.tv/coldtownetv to watch us in a medium that excuses mediocre fidelity. Support our theater at ColdTowneTheater.com Thanks to everyone who bought a tee shirt and who has supported the stream! Please read how you can support our theater at coldtowne theater.com/supportaustincomedy! Track Listing Video Game Tip Line Tattoo Parlor Nightmare on Elm Street Wrong Door

So close! We were inches away from having the audio right, but a technical snafu means we're still a little behind the curve. We'll keep chasing this dragon, but in the meantime you have some options: 1) Ask for a refund (give us money first, though). 2) Keep listening to us ironically. 3) Tune in live Monday nights at 8pm central at twitch.tv/coldtownetv to watch us in a medium that excuses mediocre fidelity. Thanks to everyone who bought a tee shirt and who has supported the stream! Please read how you can support our theater at coldtowne theater.com/supportaustincomedy! Track Listing Police Dispatch Hipster Restaurant McGutchin County Truck Month Free Samples

MERCH ALERT! We're printing these limited edition teeshirts, available UNTIL MAY 12th 2020! That's only SEVEN MORE FUCKING DAYS! FOLLOW THIS LINK TO PURCHASE ! As always during this crisis, we're still working on perfecting the audio situation! Let's suspend our disbelief and pretend that it's perfect! We're having fun throwing these mid sized episodes your way every week, and hope they're helping to keep you a little sane. Reminder, you can catch us live at twitch.tv/coldtownetv Monday Nights at 8pm Central! If you donate a $ to our theater, we'll use your dumb idea in a sketch.  And please read how you can support our theater at coldtowne theater.com/supportaustincomedy! Track Listing Game Crazy II Kids' Birthday Party Kayak Tours 311

MERCH ALERT! We're printing these limited edition teeshirts, available UNTIL MAY 12th 2020! FOLLOW THIS LINK TO PURCHASE ! We hit 100,000 downloads yesterday! Thanks to our loyal fans for listening for the last six years! It's appreciated! Reminder, you can catch us live at twitch.tv/coldtownetv Monday Nights at 8pm Central!  And please read how you can support our theater at coldtowne theater.com/supportaustincomedy! Track Listing Spin Class La Quinta  Graveyard Seance

We're back! Still hashing out the best way to do these live streams and to make it listenable for both the folks tuning into the stream as well as the listeners to the podcast. GOOD NEWS: We're getting there, and will keep the stream going with some audience participation. Tune in Mondays at8pm Central at twitch.tv/coldtownetv. BAD NEWS: Still figuring out tech and the best strategy for audio files. It sounds OKAY, but not perfect. Getting the levels right on both the stream and the recording is... challenging. But we'll get there. Hey, it's listenable! If you want to support Victrola, you can kick our theater a few bucks to help us keep the lights on until this thing passes. Head to coldtownetheater.com/supportaustincomedy for exclusive merchandise, information on our live streams or to kick us a couple of bucks.  Watch this space or our first ever Victrola tee shirt! Coming soon!  TRACK LISTING McGutchin County Diner Casino Games Rock Climbing Instructor

We had to take last week off due to some last minute technical difficulties, which we sorted out. Which means we got another special quarantine edition of Victrola for you.  Listen, we're recording over the internet so the sound quality aint quite as good. It's a little rougher around the edges, but it's a fairly solid half hour of Victrola.  Want to catch the stream? We're over at twitch.tv/coldtownetv every Monday at 8pm CST. This week, we're going to work with the chat to build out a set list as an experiment. POP ON OVER! If you want to support Victrola, you can kick our theater a few bucks to help us keep the lights on until this thing passes. Head to coldtownetheater.com/supportaustincomedy for exclusive merchandise, information on our live streams or to kick us a couple of bucks. Watch this space or our first ever Victrola tee shirt! Coming soon!  TRACK LISTING Sugar Stacks Cake Restaurant Party Boat Jellystone Ranger Station Family Therapy Job Fair    

We've never let appropriate social distancing stop us before, so why would we do so now? The answer is no reason, because we wouldn't.  Please enjoy this BRAND NEW FULL LENGTH EPISODE pulled from our Monday night live stream. That's right, 30 minutes of Victrola right on schedule. Pandemic be pandamned. This was recorded live over zoom/twitch, and because of that the sound quality is not up to our usual standards in a few places. But we are learning at a geometric rate and expect it to get more passable by each passing week.  You can catch the live stream every Monday at 8pm CST on ColdTowneTV (twitch.tv/coldtownetv). If you're able, kick a few bucks to our theater, ColdTowne by donating, buying a gift card or investing in some merchandise that will 100% appreciate in value.* (coldtownetheater.com/supportaustincomedy)   TRACK LISTING Black Smith High School Locker Room Glass Bottom Boat Tours Recreational Softball League  Movie Ticket Taker

Like the title says, we're live streaming an episode of Victrola tomorrow night at 8pm central. (3/23/20) JOIN US. We'll be doing this every Monday cause fuck it.  http://twitch.tv/coldtownetv

What's new with you guys? We're putting a pin in our regularly scheduled season 6 programming for obvious reasons. In the meantime, we are planning on live streaming during our regularly scheduled recording times MONDAY NIGHTS at 8PM CENTRAL! We'll drop a line in the feed as soon as we have links and details available. Promise! In the meantime, take care of each other by maintaining appropriate social distancing!

This is it, another Microsode to tide you over before our next full length episode! A reminder, we have an album now FREE to stream on Spotify (right here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4wBrM0jNE0RTyPB6IDSjM9?si=aadamKMUSkaw0qCeWMcy-g) Please support us by subscribing or reviewing us wherever you get your podcasts, and by telling your friends and/or enemies. Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with additional editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

After five seasons, close to 350 sketches, and over a hundred hours of content, we've made the difficult decision to do another five seasons. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time. While you're busy respecting our privacy, please enjoy our sixth season premiere, Trash is Trevor. REMINDER: Our album on Sure Thing Records, virtual Aurality, is now FREE to stream on Spotify (right here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4wBrM0jNE0RTyPB6IDSjM9?si=aadamKMUSkaw0qCeWMcy-g) Please support us by subscribing or reviewing us wherever you get your podcasts, and by telling your friends and/or enemies. Victrola is Michael Jastroch, Lance Gilstrap, Jericho Thorp, Molly Moore, Cortnie Jones, Bryan Roberts, and Dalton Allen and is a co production of ColdTowne Theater.  Track Listing Bond 25 Netflix Pitch Meeting Travis County Dog Catcher Nightwaves Radio Mr. Peters Lifeguard Star Track Radio 

This is it! Another episode of already released material you've been waiting for, assembling Microsodes from the first half of 2019! The individual sketches we release each week that weren't quite good enough for the episode and that you're statistically less likely to listen to in five minute bursts. We're back March 4th 2020 with new episodes! Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

This is it! The episode of already released material you've been waiting for, covering some of our favorite sketches from the back end of our fifth season. Due to technical difficulties we had to punt the start of season six to March! We're back in the studio and will be out with Season six starting March 4th! Don't forget! We have a dang album and you can get your sweaty hands on it on iTunes here: https://goo.gl/tX14FB Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com TRACK LISTING: Sasquatch Tour Dog Walker Gaming Groat All About Mist 2 IRS Audit Exfiltration Tesla Dealership Interrogation Bar By the Sea Half Price Books

This is it! Another episode of already released material you've been waiting for, assembling Microsodes from the first half of 2019! The individual sketches we release each week that weren't quite good enough for the episode and that you're statistically less likely to listen to in five minute bursts. We're back February 5 2020 with new episodes! Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

This is it! The episode of already released material you've been waiting for, covering some of our favorite sketches from the front end of our fifth season. We're back in February 2020 with new episodes! Don't forget! We have a dang album and you can get your sweaty hands on it on iTunes here: https://goo.gl/tX14FB Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com TRACK LISTING: Male Meals Star Trek IRS Help Line Brain Surgery Mr. Peters Substitute Teacher Ship to Ship Communication Cracker's Family Restaurant Avengers: Endgame Promo

WE DID IT! 5 SEASONS IN THE CAN! Please enjoy our season five finale and rest easy knowing that we'll be back February 2020 with Season 6 and some very surprising surprises.  REMINDER: Our album on Sure Thing Records, virtual Aurality, is now FREE to stream on Spotify (right here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4wBrM0jNE0RTyPB6IDSjM9?si=aadamKMUSkaw0qCeWMcy-g) Please support us by subscribing or reviewing us wherever you get your podcasts, and by telling your friends and/or enemies. Track Listing Gaming Groat Bionic Man Breaux Brothers Moving Company Weathertop City Council Jim's Gym Star Wars Line Dog Walker McGutchin' County October Fest

This is it, another Microsode to tide you over before our next full length episode! A reminder, we have an album now FREE to stream on Spotify (right here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4wBrM0jNE0RTyPB6IDSjM9?si=aadamKMUSkaw0qCeWMcy-g) Please support us by subscribing or reviewing us wherever you get your podcasts, and by telling your friends and/or enemies. Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with additional editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

This is it, another Microsode to tide you over before our next full length episode!*** *** Some minor audio issue in this one owing to a faulty connection! Thank you for not complaining. A reminder, we have an album now FREE to stream on Spotify (right here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4wBrM0jNE0RTyPB6IDSjM9?si=aadamKMUSkaw0qCeWMcy-g) Please support us by subscribing or reviewing us wherever you get your podcasts, and by telling your friends and/or enemies. Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore! Produced by Michael Jastroch, with additional editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com). http://victrolapod.com http://coldtownetheater.com

In honor of Victrola history month, we're rereleasing some older episodes back into the feed. Our fourth episode, Southern Hospitality, features the classic Jurrasic Park, La Quinta and Hobby Lobby sketches as well as forgotten nuggets like Space Shuttle and Donny's Diner!