Console Obscura

  Yaki Udon Man! The lost boss from this weeks' classic, MEGA MAN 2. ZOW! 

Content Obscura returns with a fresh as new sneakers episode where we talk about tipping etiquette, wrestling, talking robot cups, tv and movies, Jon Stewart, Jason Segel, lizardmen, and more! WAU SUCH ENTERTAIN, SO PODCAST!    

Join Kenny, Adam, Wylie, Jimmy, and Ian as they wax reminiscent about classic video arcade games that have stuck with 'em.  

Join the crew in the first Console Obscura Let's Play: Dark Souls. Enjoy with Adam, Wylie, and Kenny as they point and laugh at Ian playing Dark Souls for the very first time!

This week, a special prime time double header episode of Console Obscura Nights! We take on Lagunitas' Citrusinensis (say that three times fast) and Hales' Akademik, a bourbon barrel aged black ale - a wildly original experiment in brewing...    PLUS!!! The boys are visited by a drunk and surly yet somehow loveable Dalek! It's a match made in heaven, provided it doesn't EXTERMINATE!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!! EXTERMINAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!  

Content Obscura is culture, pop culture, books, music, movies - everything that's not video games. And then sometimes also video games. Nerds be nerdin' y'all. Also, it's Ian's birthday today.

Hyrule, You rule, We all rule!  Hylians, Kokiri, Gorons, oh My!!! It's easy to play the ocarina. You just put your lips together... and blow. 

Hey kids. This week, we're gonna wax enthusiastic about new hotness coming out at E3 - hear what we're excited 'bout. Dig.  

 Canis Canem Edit. Welcome to Rockstar's Bully. We got no class, we got no principles, we can't even think of a word that rhymes...  

This week, Adam, Wylie, and Kenny take on Mortal Kombat! FINISH THEM!  

It was a dusky night in a dirty city when the Console Obscura boys got together for a good ol' jaw-jaw about crime, punishment, moody jazz, and leggy dames - the kind with legs that go all the way up. Because if they didn't that would be weird. Dizzy dames - the kind that should probably take a dramamine and sit down, maybe have a glass of water. The kind that got mixed up with washed up no-good palookas with bad luck in spades.  The kind you find in... L.A. Noire...  

Hey y'all! This week the CO Crew has a ball with Katamari Damacy! We're really on a roll!   Speaking of having a ball, we'll be on vacation next week, (6/7) so Adam can get married! Holy smokes!   Take that time to explore the vast back catalogue of episodes, and send us an email at consoleobscura@gmail.com or a tweet at @consoleobscura, a review on iTunes, Stitcher, or PocketCasts, or a comment on our website, consoleobscura.com!   

Grind some vert and ollie some mad air with the CO Crew as we bluntslide beni-hana a burly bowl! It's Tony Hawk 3 time y'all! Do a kickflip!

It's been too long! In our newest edition of Console Obscura Nights, we discover and discuss the delights of Oregon's Nectar Creek Meads with two delicious session meads, the Sting ginger mead, and the Chicory. Equip your horn of drunkenness and bag of holding, and join us on a grand adventure in taste!    

Join the CO gang as we explore the depths of the 1990's N64 racing "classic" Cruis'n USA, in honor of Ian's kid brother Ryan!     Happy Birthday, kid!

Dun dun dun daaa dun dun! Dun dun dun daaa dun dun... It's the pc WWII classic first person shooter, Battlefield 1942! Join the CO crew as we give Jerry what for!   

  Jimmy loves Bushido Blade and used to be the undefeated champ. Ian loves to torment Jimmy and turns out to be *not half bad* at Bushido Blade. Swords clash and hearts are broken. John Belushi makes a special appearance from beyond the grave... STAY TUNED!!!  

It'sa Mee Mario Kart!? This is the blurst episode of Console Obscura yet!

  Portal 2 is a 2011 first-person puzzle-platform video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. Console Obscura is a podcast dedicated to talking about games such as Portal 2.   Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Console Obscura.    Caution: Console Obscura may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.    Console Obscura contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.    Do not use Console Obscura on concrete.    Discontinue use of Console Obscura if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating or heart palpitations. If Console Obscura begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.    Console Obscura may stick to certain types of skin.    When not in use, Console Obscura should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Fai

Those intrepid invertebrates, the Console Obscura Crew, return with a vengeance in an episode dedicated to the much-loved Worms Armageddon. It’s a whole new can of worms! Join the boys as they discuss Worms memories and the history of the artillery strategy genre, as well as weird and wonderful weapons and tools including Earthquake, Freeze and French Sheep Strike.