Darkhan City Awesome Comics Culture Podcast

San Diego Comic-Con comes but once a year, so listen in for tips on how to make the most of your experience while you're there. Robert dishes out advice on what tools you'll need to produce top-notch pencil art, as well as how to best spend your time and effort at the show. Chafing!

Rarely do the Pantyhose Ninjas discuss a production that is NOT awesome. If, however, such a creation is an adaptation of a property that IS awesome, it is our responsibility to warn you not to fall into its trap. Enter M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender." Oh well. At least we've got another childish word of the day to help cheer you.

With Robert missing, Quinn and Troy are free to push the censor boundaries to their limits. As part of their foul play, they offer their unbridled opinions on the newly released "Sin and Punishment: Star Successor" for Nintendo's Wii console. Plus, they make a lot of terrible jokes (but you're used to that). Oh, this is sinful!

Even without Troy, Robert and Quinn manage to put together a fantastically informative episode. After giving you (somewhat) unsightly rashes with the usual fixin's, Robert goes in-depth about the recent Heroes Con, from his own experience to tips for making the most of your professional convention adventure. Rock your body!

A good videogame movie released alongside a (related) good videogame? Holy crap! It's actually happening! Listen in for the Pantyhose Ninjas' reviews of both "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" and "PoP: The Forgotten Sands." Lunges!

To begin, the Pantyhose Ninjas get personal as they divulge their votes for "things that must go." The downward spiral continues with the expected rants of "A Swift Kick to Ye Olde Maile Bagge." To save the show, however, the main attraction is the final segment of the interview with Andy Schmidt, senior editor of IDW Publishing. Enthusiasm!

While debatably insignificant, the Pantyhose Ninjas also discuss things other than Chuck Norris in this episode. For example: "Titans," "Real American Hero(es)," and slapping people in the face. But let's be honest--our review of "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book" and a Chuck-themed "Chop-Saki Justice" steal the show. Or perhaps roundhouse kick it.

We all have frustrations in life--some more or less dramatic than those of our associates--so take a load off by tuning into the second part of our interview with Andy Schmidt, senior editor of IDW Publishing! Find out what's in store for the "G.I. Joe" comic book series as he graciously answers questions from devoted fans. Pour some talcum on me!

Fulfill your desires with our review of the jive-talkin', tall-walkin', comic-shop-stockin' graphic masterpiece "Afrodisiac"! But there's more! Does "Axe Cop" pray? You bet he does! Throw Satan into the lake of fire!

Please make welcome Andy Schmidt, senior editor of IDW Publishing and one of the main minds behind such comic book series as "G.I. Joe" and "Transformers"! Learn valuable tips to becoming a successful comics editor in the first installment of our three-part interview series with Mr. Schmidt. This jive mother is OUTTA SIGHT!

Having recently acquired a very special sponsor, the DCACCP will now focus on sensitive, touching, and otherwise boring things. So listen in! We've got a little something for everyone, including references to Oprah, a brief e-mail interview with Christopher Nolan, and more house pets wearing sweaters than you can shake a stick at. How adorable!

After a month hiatus, the Pantyhose Ninjas are back in action! From our review of "Halo Legends" to unfortunate infections, this is the most controversial episode of the DCACCP yet. And the onomatopoeia is spelled/pronounced "DOOJ!"

An unabashed love letter to all fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over the past 25 years, "Turtles Forever" is the perfect tribute to the Green Teens' cross-generational legacy. The Pantyhose Ninjas offer their thoughts on this animated movie and more as they delve into their retro dreams. Cowabunga!

You want action? We've got action! Listen up for the Pantyhose Ninjas' review of "Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief." As a face-kicking bonus, Robert digs deep to bring you some of the best Jean-Claude moments of all time in our newest segment, "Chop Saki Justice"! I know kung fu.

Everyone has embarrassing work stories, but that won't stop the Pantyhose Ninjas from hitting you with their review of "Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars" for the Nintendo Wii! While you're captivated, Robert (Atkiiiins!) will treat you to a "Word of the Day" that is long overdue. Uh-huh.

Experience the fourth installment of our Evolution of Video Games discussion series. Be dazzled by it. Cherish it. In addition, revel in unapologetic personal attacks on the Pantyhose Ninjas during the second submission of "A Swift Kick to Ye Olde Maile Bagge." What's YOUR problem?

Last year was loaded with awesome productions and crazy entertainment news, so tune in for rapid-fire recaps of the Pantyhose Ninjas' selections for Best of 2009. Before the bombardment, enjoy an irate listener's gripes in the first official installment of "A Swift Kick to Ye Olde Maile Bagge"! Mullet, anyone?

December comes but once a year, and it's packed with holiday goodness each time. This year, December also brings you the Pantyhose Ninjas' review of "New Super Mario Bros. Wii"! Put on your pointy shoes and jingle bells, and get ready to deck those halls! Happy Holidays!

Witness part III of our Evolution of Video Games discussion series, wherein we reflect on the shift from 16-bit consoles to the CD gaming generation. While you're at it, have another taste of "Good Idea, Bad Idea" and our latest Chuck Norris analysis. This could all get very embarrassing...

While working in the entertainment industry may be fun and games, there are certainly some obstacles to overcome in pursuing such a lifestyle. Fear not! Keep it real with Robert's tips for making the most of your time and keeping your creative sanity! Now, let's talk about your big but(t).