Geeks Next Door

The Geeks return with tales to astonish and amaze... really! This week we talk Fox cancelling greatness, Bill & Ted doing their thing, and upcoming Marvelous May movies! Hawaii is on fire, Trump's approval ratting is up, and good TV is being replaced with sport, truly we are in the end times. Oh well, nothing to do but batten up the hatches and listen to some Geeks Next Door! Let's go!

This week we discuss the art of cooking and gardening... Hell no! All Infinity Wars all night! Come on in for spoilers, spoilers, and more spoilers. WARNING: SPOILERS! You have been warned. Let's get all infinite!

The Geeks drop into your world like Thanos through one of those cool, dimensional gates he uses. This week we discus foreign peni, no AI, and give you the Marvel primer you need to see Infinity Wars in style. I have a question for you, if you were a podcast, what podcast would you be? GND!!

The Geeks return like an April blizzard in Minnesota! This week Moviepass decides too many movies is too many, Netflix surpasses almost everything, Deadpool trailers us one more time, and more robot news than you can shake a circuit at. Would a geek by any other name smell so sweet? Wait, what IS that smell? Let's go!

The Geeks are back and Chris wants everyone to love... baseball! Unfortunately, the sports kind are not so welcome in the land of the 5 Kings. So instead we talk the massiveness of Amazon, the weirdness of giant sharks in The Meg, and why Fortnite seems to be taking over the internet. In life you have two choices, to GND or not to GND. Come GND with us! Let's go!

The Geeks Next Door explode onto The Oasis in full avatar mode! Tonight we talk spoilerless Ready Player One, the best cheeseburgers in the world, video game happenings, and more bull shit than you can throw a... well... a bull at! Mr.s Rogers was our inspiration. Won't you be our neighbor?

The Geeks return to bend your eardrums like an air-bender bends air... so that would be an ear-bender. Tonight we talk robits taking over the world, Marvel theories, Movie Pass 2.0, and of course, flying robot peni. No new friends, well, except for you! Let's go!

The Geeks do everything in their power to warn humanity of Skynet's impending take over! Listen to us! Why won't anyone listen to us!! More importantly, Toys R Us is dead, Marvel is alive, and GND is soaring. Some men's actions improve the world in immeasurable ways, we just wanna improve your commute! Let's go!

The Geeks hit triple digits running and talk human eating robots, Black Panther, and flying cars before launching into an in-depth Adubz led discussion on "Annihilation" and just what Padme' was doing at the lighthouse. Plus, Dick Missiles, round 2. Life is a delicate balance of plates. Clear off a small corner of your tray for us and we'll do our best to entertain! Let's go!

The Geeks slide into the triple digits like a Adam wearing way too much K-Y Jelly! Tonight we talk the future, the past, old friends, long gone. And of course more TV and movie stuff than you can shake a 600 pound stick at. Plus, Merry Poppins, Weird Al, and Cuba cruises? Where do I sign up?!? Let's go!

The Geeks return missing a huge part of their heart, much like their podcasting cousin, Kevin Smith. Plus, we talk Star Wars theory, is baby Groot's son?! What exactly does moving Infinity Wars up one week mean? Almost 100 episodes in the books and they keep getting better. Ah yea, better! Let's go!

The Geeks leap into this episode like they were high on Heart-Shaped Herb! Tonight we talk Black Panther, Full metal Alchemist, and a host of other random items. Plus, more porn mustaches and plates of various sizes than you can shake a stick at. There are more micro-organisms in your gut than grains of sand on Earth. Damn your special! Let's go!

The Geeks return with everything you NEED to know about Black Panther BEFORE the movie comes out! Plus, more Olympics then you can shake a figure skate at. Plus, when is a gym an improv practice area? Why is Boston Dynamics compelled to create Skynet? And trailers, trailers, trailers, all on a new episode of The Geeks Next Door! let's go!

The Geeks some kicking and screaming into your ear holes after fast forwarding through all that football nonsense to get to the juicy commercials! Plus Solo Soars, Natalie's Rap resonates, and Philly fans apparently like to eat horse shit. Who knew? Let's go!

The Geeks roll around in their own filth for about an hour before deciding that there aren't a lot of movies coming out in the theater in the next few weeks. BUT, there is always Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, and a host of TV shows to discuss. Did we get to any of them? Who knows. Only the Shadow. Let's go!

The Five Kings are celebrating all kinds of birthdays over here! Tonight, Ron turns old, Adubz turns even older, the Dave's do their thing, and Chris continues to be awesome. That guy sure is cool. A beautiful face and a manly body to boot. I wish we were all like Chris. Let's go!

The Geeks return after a week hiatus to talk an entire show about the Minneapolis Miracle! Ahh, who am I kidding, most of us missed it anyhow. Instead we talk the return the CW, a pseudo geek vacation, new video games played, and end it off by talking way too much about Telekinesis. In 2017 5 men were sent to prison for crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security prison and disappeared into the Minneapolis underground. If you need some pop culture knowledge and if you can find them, you just might hire, The Geeks Next Door. Que music.

The Geeks explode into the new year by discussing the new Netflix movie Bright, why critics suck, and how best to eat a taco. Doesn't that sound perfect? Damn, a taco sounds good right about now. Is taco bell open? Let's go!

The Geeks round out the new year with 5 celebrities they want to put out on a celebrity adventure vacation. Plus, is the Solo Star Wars film designed to bomb? Was Bright really that bad? Finally, we say adios to 2017 with a list of their top 100 movies of all time! 2018 is looking even more Geeky then 2017, come nerd-out with us! Let's go!

The Geeks return to talk about a million different topics... Hell, who am I kidding. All Star Wars, all the time! We delve into The Last Jedi and talk about it's wins, it's losses, it's stumbles, and where it takes off like a graceful gazelle. The force is powerful in these ones. Let's go!