Talking Toys With Taylor And Jeff

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s actually a flying monkey!!! This week, Taylor and Jeff take flight and discuss Stratos from the Masters of the Universe line. Is he a good guy? Bad guy? Can both … Continue reading →

This time, we have a girl on the show. It’s a Christmas miracle!!! Actually, it’s Rachel, Taylor’s awesome wife. Listen in as we all get to bust Taylor for guessing wrong. Just point and laugh, he won’t mind. Also, Taylor … Continue reading →

This is the show where you find out just how strange Jeff’s mind really is. He never played with these toys, never even held one, yet he had a dream about them that he remembers TO THIS DAY! What is … Continue reading →

He’s the man in the iron mask. He’s the man in black. He is….Darth Vader! This week, Taylor and  Jeff dissect the Darkest of the Dark Lords of the Sith. The man who was and will be Anakin Skywalker only … Continue reading →

You ever find a toy that’s on your wantlist, but the one you find is a little beat up? Well, for us mere mortals that can be a dealbreaker. But for a select few Toy Heroes, it’s just a bargain … Continue reading →

“Ocean Warlord”…..the term conjures images of someone with a crown and a trident and lots of muscles, someone intimidating, someone accomplished. Well, on the world of Eternia, not so much. Mer-Man is the Ocean Warlord there, and he looks a … Continue reading →

It’s finally here! Jeff is VERY excited this time, he gets to talk about his 2nd favorite toy line of all time: M.A.S.K.!!! The fact that the name stands for Mobile Armored Strike Kommand, which breaks one of Jeff’s cardinal … Continue reading →

Who wants an action figure of an old man? EVERYBODY that’s who!!!! This time out Taylor and Jeff break down Kenner’s first (and ONLY) take on everyone’s favorite old fossil, Obi Wan Kenobi! Did the guys fall prey to ageism, … Continue reading →

The One That Got Away. It’s not JUST a segment on Talking Toys with Taylor and Jeff. This time out, the guys discuss their biggest non-purchase regrets, the times when they had something within their grasp, and passed it up, … Continue reading →

Man At Arms: The Man, The Myth, The Legend with the salad bowl attached to his armor. Sure, it’s not ACTUALLY a salad bowl, but it’s funny to think of him taking his lunch to work in it, right? No? … Continue reading →

Taylor and Jeff started working on a minisode about a toy line, and fell in love with the subject so much that they decided it needed a full episode. And that’s how we came to Episode 29 – Food Fighters. … Continue reading →

It’s everyone’s favorite astromech, R2D2!!! What do Taylor and Jeff think about Kenner’s first crack at the R2 unit that excels at causing trouble? I’ll give you a hint: they don’t hate it! Listen in and hear their thoughts on … Continue reading →

Are there any toys that you would just LOVE to see get a reboot? Taylor and Jeff have spent a lot of time thinking about this. Possibly TOO much time. And here, we have their opinions for you, our loyal … Continue reading →

Pazuzuuuuuu!?!?!?! No, it’s not a plastic version of the demon from The Exorcist, he just looks a LOT like it. This week, Taylor and Jeff get beastly and discuss Skeletor’s favorite henchman, Beast Man!!! Is he the scariest ginger ever? … Continue reading →

It’s a bad time in the bayou on the latest Talking Toys! Taylor and Jeff wade into the marshes to discuss Kenner’s Swamp Thing toy line. Is this toy line an evergreen, or more of a petrified stump? Listen in … Continue reading →

Rrrraaawwwrrrrr. That’s Wookie for “On this week’s Talking Toys, the guys continue their dissection of the Kenner Star Wars line with everyone’s favorite walking carpet, CHEWBACCA!!!! Listen in and find out how the guys feel about an action figure that … Continue reading →

Guilty Pleasures. We all have them: Cheesy music, awful movies, trashy novels, etc. Taylor and Jeff have some Guilty Pleasures of the plastic variety, and this week they present them to you, our dear listeners. What are their favorite bad … Continue reading →

It’s time for Taylor to spend even MORE time talking about Mr. LadyBugHeadMan, aka Zodac. Aka Zodak. Aka who the H&%$ knows? But seriously, Taylor and Jeff continue their dismantling of the Masters of the Universe action figures with the … Continue reading →

So, when you start listening to this show, you’ll hear Jeff spend SEVERAL minutes talking about some candy his mom made at Christmas. Just stick with it, it all comes around to toys at the end, we promise. Speaking of … Continue reading →

This week, Taylor and Jeff continue their exploration of the vintage Kenner Star Wars line with the first Princess Leia Organa action figure! You’ve probably never heard 2 grown men discuss a female action figure in such detail without it … Continue reading →