Who Goes There Podcast

Ahoy there, fuckos! We’re back with another rip roaring, humdinger episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! But first we need to go over some background information to bring you up to speed on the Slender Man. In 2009, an internet forum user named Eric Knudsen (also known as “Victor Surge”) created and unleashed the Slender Man upon the masses. Depicted as a thin, unnaturally tall humanoid with a featureless head and face and wearing a black suit, stories of the Slender Man commonly feature him appearing throughout history to stalk, abduct or traumatize people, particularly children. In 2012 a video game entitled Slender: The Eight Pages was released and scared the piss out of a new group of unsuspecting cowards; and in 2014 art and reality came crashing together as two twelve year old girls stabbed a classmate 19 times in an attempt to join Slender Man’s cult. Now, in 2018 we have Slender Man, a movie no one wanted, released more than five years after it’s titular character was most relevant (review starts a

When we first started the Who Goes There Podcast in May 2013, I wanted to inform people of the most vile, grotesque, nigh unwatchable horror films I could find. My goal was to bring the movies that I loved to the attention of an audience who otherwise may not know they exist. Upon the list of films I used to describe my vision, was the Japanese Guinea Pig films; a collection of films so gory, so extreme and unflinching in their portrayal of violence and viscera, actor Charlie Sheen once called the FBI to report the films as actual snuff! Today is a good day, my friends. Today, we review the third installment of the American counterpart to the original six films. Today, we discuss American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon, written and directed by Stephen Biro (review starts at 24:24). As the Catholic Church tries to save an innocent soul from the ravages of satanic possession, wave after wave of holy men are sent to confront the possessed. Featuring real rituals of exorcism, taken from De Exorcismus Et Supplic

Rejoice, you plebs! For today is the anniversary of the day the world was gifted with…ME! That’s right, it’s my birthday! So you know what that means? It means the episode is late. Ha! This week we’re discussing 2018’s Ghost Stories, in which Arch skeptic Professor Phillip Goodman embarks upon a terror-filled quest when he stumbles across a long-lost file containing details of three cases of inexplicable ‘hauntings’. Review starts at 32:35. We’ve been looking forward to reviewing this for quite some time. For a few months now, the movie has only been available on demand, and only on certain cable providers. Now it has finally been released to the rest of us. It kind of felt like getting to watch the dog eat before you, because “the dog didn’t forget to put gas in the car.” I digress. Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 174! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exc

Que onda wey?! It’s time for another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, and we know you’ve got the warm and fuzzies down in your cold and prickly. San Diego Comic Con has officially come and gone and we’re running down all of the horror news from the con that we could be bothered to give a shit about. If breathing in the funk of unbrushed geek teeth wasn’t enough to get you all sopping wet this week also saw the release of Unfriended: Dark Web and you’d better believe we’re about to have our way with it. If you are a fan of heated conversations, flared tempers and all hell breaking loose, merry fuckin’ Christmas! Lady, nothing surprises me anymore. We fucked up the air, the water, we fucked up each other. Why don’t we just finish the job by flushing our brains down the toilet? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 173! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By royal proclamation, King Sam has sacrificed his monthly movie pick, so that the foul mouthed female of the Who Goes There Podcast can have her first ever staff pick! Alia definitely wasn’t fucking around and came in with guns blazing with her pick of 1988’s The Blob! The Blob has been consistently been suggested for review by our Patreon subscribers for as long as we’ve been taking Patreon suggestions. Alia did not take them into consideration what-so-ever, and picked this film for her own selfish reasons; this is why I love her. Is it from outer space? Is it made by the military? Maybe it’s something coughed up after a night of mixing Pepto Bismol with boxed wine. Tune in and find out! Oh, I expect by now he’s just finishin’ up with her. We’ll just wait here till he gets back. We can listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 172! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise

It’s that time of the year again, the time for comic con, and fireworks, bar-b-ques and bonfires. All year long, kids wait in antici…pation for their summer vacation full of video games and sleeping in. All across the country, we rejoice at the extra couple hours of sunlight by hitting the beach and spending time with friends. Summer is a magical time, when it feels like nothing can go wrong; and then there’s another Purge movie. So, here it is. Here’s The First Purge. Who do you think they are, Neiman Marcus? They don’t take plastic. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 171! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on

I am going to go out on a limb and say, I don’t think that Canada gets the credit it so rightly deserves. In addition to serving as a neat hat for the United States, Canada has given us some incredible gifts in the form of political-punk butt-rockers Propagandhi, former WWF women’s champion and current M.I.L.F. Trish Stratus, and fuckin peanut butter! One of the more recent gifts given by our neighbors to the north comes in the form of Wolfcop and the newly released sequel Another Wolfcop. Another Wolfcop is the continued story of Lou Garou, a deadbeat cop with a severe drinking problem, a massive dong and a love for tatty-bojangles. Oh, right. Lou is also a werewolf. Ride along as Lou teams up with partner Tina and lovable idiot Willie to save their small town from unspeakable evils, and maybe have a beer or two. Hello… Hello… I’ve got a message for you… and you’re not going to like it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 170! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. F

Twenty-one years ago, residents of San Diego, California were shocked to learn that not only did a U.F.O. death cult live in our fair city, but all 39 members of the cult had just commit mass suicide in a mansion right in the heart of town. As San Diego and the rest of the country watched, fascinated as the events of the “largest mass suicide in United States history” unfolded, so to did my infatuation with cults. This week on the Who Goes There Podcast, we’re joined by Alia and Rhett to discuss 2017’s The Endless. Written and directed by the team behind Spring and Resolution, The Endless is about two brothers who return to the cult they fled from years ago. Only to discover that the group’s beliefs may be more sane than they once thought. Please, you listen. I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It’s a conspiracy, I know it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 169! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscri

I am constantly hearing people say, “I wish I could go back to high school; everything was so great back then.” The truth is, high school was a really shit time! In high school your hormones are out of whack, you hate everyone and everything, especially your parents, you want so bad to fit in, but you decided to take band, and you keep getting awkward boners, and Mr. Bowles makes you play your solo in front of the class. Fuck you, Mr. Bowles! If only we all had the foresight to play around with black magic and could summoned imps to help us with our day to day lives. Enter Pyewacket, a film about a teenage girl who summons an imp to help improve her relationship with her mother. If teenage witches aren’t your bag, perhaps you’ll enjoy Matt’s story about the time he caused “a volcanic eruption of blood”, or how you can spot a witch using just a bowl of fruit! Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff. What I want is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 168! If you enjoy the show,

Ahoy there, fuckers!  Five years ago today we posted the first ever episode of the Who Goes There Podcast; what a ride it’s been. This week, we thought we’d do something a little special, so we’re releasing a double episode! Well, it’s actually more like an episode and a half. First, King Sam has decreed that we discuss Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste! After we discuss extra-terrestrial anus we dive in to the movie that has all of the interwebs abuzz, Hereditary. To celebrate our anniversary, we’re joined by the lovely Ms. Alia, and Jorge’s buddy Rhett as we recap the major news out of E3, have some drinks and act like idiots, duh. When we get out of here, Joel’s going to be carrying his balls home in a knapsack. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 167! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is ava

In the early 2000’s horror fans were blessed with a bevy of bleak, bloody, and bad ass horror films from the land of the baguette. The French Extreme movement brought us modern classics such as Martyrs,  Inside, and Frontier(s), then laid in wait until American audiences began to feel safe, before once again dumping buckets of blood onto all of the precious snowflakes. This week, we take a look at Among the Living (26:00); the latest French delicacy from the team behind Inside and Livid. In the event that our carefully crafted cinematic critiques weren’t enough for you, we’ve jam packed this episode full of extra goodies! We’ll run down the big updates for Friday the 13th: The Game and Dead By Daylight, as well as our initial thoughts on the long awaited Agony. If you prefer a bit of realism in your dread, we also take a look at two new true crimes documentaries on Netflix. Don’t say we never gave ya nothin. How come Angela gets to talk to the boys all day, and WE have to play volleyball? Because Angela l

Author of Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson once said, “You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.” We completely agree, Bill. For this reason, we chose to wait until the last minute to choose this week’s movie, and boy did it get our creative juices flowing! This week, we’re going on a trip with 2018’s Anonymous 616. A group of 4 friends take DMT and one begins to think he’s God; I personally do not see any way that this can go wrong. In addition to our delicately crafted critiques of modern cinema, Jorge brings you some disturbing dental stories (3:33), and Matt explains one of his greatest fears! We also talk about exactly why we would want to own the stunt cock used in A Serbian Film (23:14). Break/review starts at 40:32. Hey! Hey, doll face. How about those Mets? How about the Who Goes There Podcast episode 165?! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you g

Wait no longer, boils and ghouls! Today is the day you’ve been waiting for; today is the day we sink our teeth into 2018’s The Cleanse! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Cleanse?! Well, neither had we, but horror releases are slim pickings right now, so we take what we can get. At least we can all agree that we’ve been dying to see Johnny Galecki in something other than Big Bang Theory, right? No? Well, fuck. Here’s an episode about his new movie anyway. What are we even doing? It was crazy of me to think I could help the police, but I’m going to keep researching, keep writing, there are stories that need to be told, so… here’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 164! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on

Hey there, jerks! We recorded a totally amazing show for episode 163, full of insightful analysis, well crafted jokes, heart warming moments and even some deep, personal reflection. Unfortunately, we accidentally deleted it, so we’re a little bit late this week, and we’re giving you this episode instead. Joined by our good buddy Mick Shear from the Co-Operatives, we’re giving you all our thoughts and opinions on the newly released rape/revenge film…Revenge. Please, you listen. And you can tell all your scum friends that things are gonna change in this town. I’m not just another pretty face. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 163! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get eno

Ladies and gentlemen, come closer, gather ’round for his majesty King Sam has made a royal proclamation! By order of the King, episode 162 of the Who Goes There Podcast shall be on the 2017 Chinese horror comedy Mon Mon Mon Monsters! Do you love movies with idiotic teenagers doing mean spirited things? Do you have a bad case of odontophobia? Did you watch the movie Dead Girl and think, “You know, this movie is good, but I just wish there were some fart jokes in it.”? Maybe you just love buckets and bucket of blood? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, this is the show for you! Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex and listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 162! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on i

Do you remember that scene in A Clockwork Orange, Alex is strapped to the chair and forced to watch horrifying videos until his spirit is broken? This is essentially how we felt watching Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare. Join us, as we provide a safe space for those who went in to Truth or Dare and managed to come out the other side. We’ll get through this, together. Just remember, it’s not your fault. It’s just, it’s been a while since someone’s been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be… well… offed. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 161! If you like what you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll fin

Lately, it seems as though comedy actors are cutting their teeth as horror directors and absolutely killing it! This year’s indie horror darling comes in the form of John Krasinki’s A Quiet Place. Chris has been sick as a dog, so the haomie Christine from Horrible Imaginings Film Fest is filling in to discuss whether A Quiet Place is 2018’s horror heavyweight, or just a lot of noise. What Bruno took was what changed me; it only amplifies your essence. It simply makes you more of what you already are. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 160! If you like what you hear, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, 

For the last year, Producer Shane has been bugging the shit out of us to give him a “Producer Shane Pick”. After doing everything in our power to get him to forget about “his pick”, Shane got his wish. This week we’re discussing 2004’s Demons at the Door, a movie whose entire soundtrack is provided by none other than the Insane Clown Posse. Yup, it’s gonna be one of those shows! You think you’ve got what it takes? I’ve been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 159! If you like what you hear, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube. The post Who Go

Happy Halloween, dummies! Ok, maybe it’s not actually Halloween, but it’s six months away so it’s technically Half Halloween. To celebrate, our haomie Tittybats has decided we should review WNUF Halloween Special! Do you miss the early 90’s, when people like Ricki Lake and Geraldo Rivera ruled the airwaves? Do you long for the days of recording television on your VCR and fast forwarding through all the terrible commercials? If so, buckle up sweetheart; this one’s for you! If that wasn’t enough for you, we also compete for the Who Goes There Podcast Overweight Championship by putting our mouths and buttholes to the test with the One Chip Challenge! I know I was supposed to post this yesterday, but it’s Wrestlemania weekend, and wrestling is life. Any religion without love and compassion is false! It’s a lie! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 158! If you like what you hear, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise,

Words can not possibly begin to describe how excited we are to be bringing you episode 157 of the Who Goes There Podcast. Let me just tell you, this is one of the most WTF movies we’ve covered on the show to date. Chosen by the king of our Patreon, this week we’re covering 1991’s Mom, which could best be described as Santa Clarita Retirement Home. Get ready, this episode gets a little wacky. At the Hungry Heifer, we won’t give you a bum steer. We’ll give you the Who Goes There Podcast episode 157! If you like what you hear, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube. The post Who Goes There Po