Who Goes There Podcast

Well, time has come yet again for us to piss off a large portion of the horror community. There is no middle ground when it comes to David Cronenberg, either you love the guy, or you hate him. We're here today to draw a line in the sand! Cronenberg is back in what is being touted as "his return to sci-fi horror" with 2022's Crimes of the Future. In a world where pain no longer exists and the world is devoid of feeling, surgery is the new sex. How can it be bad, right? Surgery, plus sex, plus the godfather of body-horror equals awesome movie. Right? RIGHT?! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spoti

Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous. Spends his time alone in the basement. With Lennon and Cobain and guitar and a stereo. While he wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious. Not to be yourself and faceless in a song that has no soul. I remember feeling low, I remember losing hope and I remember all the feelings and the day they stopped. We are we are all innocent, we are all innocent, we are we are. Not our words, but the words of Our Lady Peace. I had little motivation to write a clever intro and this week we cover 2022's The Innocents. So there ya go. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch

Here we are with another A24 movie. I'm sure you know how this episode is going to go. Or do you? After all, it is an Alex Garland movie. Not only that, Matt has gone on record as saying the trailer looks "hella dope". Yessir, this week we're talking about men on film. No, not the In Living Color sketch, but the 2022 film simply titled Men. But like, not all men, right dood? Shut up, idiot. Just listen to the god damned episode already. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong  If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and You

Howdy there, little nerds! One of the upsides to having lived through (during?) a global pandemic, is you can now appreciate films dealing with global pandemics. Fun how that works, huh? Any who... there's been a Chinese film making the rounds lately that centers around the events of a global pandemic. However, instead of giving people a cough, it gives people the desire to fuck and brutally murder everything in sight. That's pretty dope. The movie is also incredibly gory, which is also dope. Therefore, it would stand to reason that a film about sex, violence and gore would be hella, HELLA dope, right? Guess we'll find out! Tune in this week as we get all up in the guts of 2021's The Sadness. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong  If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Mos

Alright, listen up, you primative screw-heads! We've heard you! You want us to cover something fun. You want us to talk about something you've heard of. And you want us to review a movie you can actually find. Jesus, you're demanding. Well, fret not, nerds for we're nothing if not men of the people. This week we're going all the way back to 1992, before a lot of you were even born realistically. That's right! This week we're fighting deadites in the medieval age with Army of Darkness! Knowing this movie came out 30 years ago makes me feel old as fuck. However, with the release of Evil Dead Rise and Evil Dead: The Game on the horizon, we figured it was high time we discuss a film with alloys, and compositions, and things with molecular structures. And that's NOT just what we call "pillow talk", baby. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong  If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That mean

It's no secret the world is going to shit. Some people like to stay informed, some people like to bury their heads in the sand and ignore our impending doom. In reality, humanity has been staring down the barrel of our own destruction for centuries. In 1984 the cold war and the threat of nuclear winter was as prevalent as it is today. For this reason the BBC released a little film called Threads. Often heralded as one of the most disturbing films of all time, Threads is a docudrama that takes an in depth look at what could happen to a civilization in the aftermath of a nuclear attack. Nothing and no one is safe from the fallout. Take a listen, watch the film. This may be our reality sooner, rather than later. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and specia

Years ago, my good friend Danny showed me a movie. I loved that movie. I spent years trying to remember what the movie was called. I asked Danny, but he couldn't figure out what movie I was talking about. For the life of me, I could not remember what the movie was called. Until last month! The movie is 2014's Pieces of Talent  and this week we watched the shit out of it! Buckle up nerds, this shit is about to get real! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

Lol Foo Fighters made a horror movie! For real. That's really all this episode description needs. The Foo Fighters made a horror movie called Studio 666 and it revolves around the wacky shenanigans the band experiences while recording their tenth album. Not only that, this film was the last thing Taylor Hawkins did before he died. Well, this and drugs. Is it good? How many Foo songs are crammed into the movie? How big is Dave Grohls ego? Find out the answer to all of these questions and more! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll f

Look, before you say anything, we don't want to hear it. Don't "at" us, bro. We're doing a beloved horror classic, and many of you mouth-breathing jabronis will have some kind of feedback for us. We don't care. This week, we're talking about The Lost Boys. Has Jorge told you his Corey Feldman story? We're joined by the haomie Jacob (aka Cthulhu Christ) to once again bite into yet ANOTHER vampire movie. But wait! There's more! My good friend Lacey celebrated her birthday this passed weekend and she always liked when we played some sort of game. So, for her birthday we're playing a lightning round of horror Trivial Pursuit. For all of you who ask yourselves, "do these guys even like horror movies?", here is proof that we don't. Happy birthday, Lacey! You're fuckin awesome! Thanks for being a patreon subscriber for over 5 years! Suck it, nerds. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That mea

Well, well, well, here we are again. Every so often a film comes along with such a high level of buzz that it is guaranteed to divide the horror community. Allow us to introduce 2022's X. Long before it's release the hyperbole and outlandish comparisons to highly regarded classics were thrown out as freely as Halloween candy. Does X live up to the hype? How does such a high level of anticipation and comparison to other films affect the way films are perceived? More importantly, does it suck? Tune in and find out. Ya idiot. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.  If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on

Remember the Partridge Family? You know those dorks from before we were born? They are/were(?) a family band that drove around in a school bus and played inoffensive music. There's a family in upstate NY that does the same thing but with horror movies. I don't mean they're inoffensive, (or do I) but more that they are a family that does everything for their films, themselves. They write, direct, act, all of it! This week we discuss their latest film Hellbender. Oh, boy. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twi

Well, here we are again. We've gathered together, sat around this table to discuss yet another, horror remake/reboot/re-imagining. This time the resurrection is being produced by Fede Alvarez, that's good right? Look at what he did with Evil Dead. SURELY he could revitalize the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, right? There's no way this could be terrible...right? Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

Aloha, dum-dums. We hope you've enjoyed spending vampire month with us. Hopefully it didn't... suck! Get it?! Anyway, this month we covered a much beloved horror classic, an 80's awkward 80's decent into madness and fuckin Blade 2. To shake things up we're doing a serious, Korean, vampire movie. Because we have range. You stupid idiots. Here's Thirst. You don't deserve it. Oh yeah, ever heard of Old Boy? Yeah, same director. Get on it. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTub

February may have just come to an end, but Vampire month continues to suck! If you've followed our show for any prolonged period of time then you're aware of how things work around here. Week after week we subject Jorge to movies that he'll dislike more often than not. When we feel that he's finally at his breaking point we'll attempt to appease him by reviewing a movie we think he loves. We then subsequently shit all over it, but our hearts are in the right place. This is the sole reasoning behind including Blade 2 in our Vampire month programming. Tune in next week as we wrap up this month's theme with 2009's Thirst.   Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who G

Oh it's still February? You don't say! Well, looks like we're still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway. This week we're going back to where it all started. We're doing Cage at his most unhinged! That's right! We're talking mother fuckin Vampire's Kiss! Is it hot ass trash that isn't actually any good, but it's "Cage doing Cage" so we have to love it? Or is it actually a misunderstood, understated gem from the 80's? I guess you will have to dedicate an hour or so to finding out, won't you? Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to

It's February already and you know what that means. It's time for Valentine's Day! The one time of the year we feel compelled to show love by buying over-priced bullshit that ends up eaten or thrown away within days, Yeah, Valentine's Day sucks. You know what else sucks? Vampires. So we're doing an entire month of sucky(?) vampire movies! This week, we're doing Near Dark. Most (all?) of us hadn't seen this well regarded classic before. Buckle up, nerds! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,

Well, 2022 is already fast at work being a giant dick. Sickness has run wild through the WGT camp, so we've taken some much needed time off. Anyway, we watched Scream 2022. Oooooooh, buddy! Buckle up. That's all I'm writing. I'm tired.  I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

My eyes are covered, colored with blood. Tell me why I don't lie. A cold wind blows; I feel the eyes on me. All the pain flowing through my veins. My tied up hands are getting numb. Everyone throws stones at me, but I can't escape. This isn't fun at all. Who is this for? Someone please tell me. On the burning path of fire now. Please I don't want to Scream (1996). Spreading in the darkness scream. Tricks behind the mask, ridiculous freaks, the growing hatred gives birth to random targets. I swallow up the burning thirst but hypocrisy says isn't my fault. The end is sitting at the end of a cliff. And I'll be a choice that only remains. Words that cut like a sharp knife, dig deep into scars, but the breath won't stop. I can't figure any of it out. Who is this for? Someone please tell me, in this rising smoke now. Please I don't want to scream. (Devil eyes come, eyes open, eyes open) After everyone left I'm opening my eyes, all traces have disappeared. Can't believe me. Don't be sad, no more. For me no mo

Happy New Year, you knuckle dragging neanderthals! We know you were really thinking and praying once the clock struck midnight and 2021 was behind us so too would be your troubles. Fat chance! In fact, NOTHING CHANGES! In order to really hammer home the point that time is a man made construct, we're discussing the best and worst movies to come out last year. No looking forward to the future here, we're dwelling on the past, and you're coming with us! Look at it this way, since it's now 2022, you have another 51 episodes of Who Goes There to look forward to this year! Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes

Ho, ho, ho, dummies! We know most of you jabronies are probably still nursing your new years hangover, but we're still on that Christmas shit! It just so happens that this year, Christmas falls on GARBAGE DAY! That's right! We're going deep into Santa's sack and pulling out Silent Night Deadly Night... 2! You're definitely not ready. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify.  Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.