Noble Efforts

Morbid premonitions; destiny and legacy; final rounds of the great mismatch of 2009; the love grenade; Kit's first Chicago winter weekend; guilty pleasures; the fat girl who wouldn't leave and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Epic hosting marathon; adventures with Jamie Vulva; Lisa's inner freak; unrequited love and the lingering feeling of loss; what happens when your reputation precedes you; a favor no one should owe and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The campaign begins: Dubilina|Ramos 2020! Presidential duties; ambiguous slogans; new policies; political gains; impending domestic troubles; the miracle weekend in Denver; Kyle's ulcer; spectacular New Year's celebrations; accidental matchmaking; tweetup rumbles and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Last chance to ditch this year's baggage; Bob's last (and ugliest) fight with Veronica; definitions of a toxic relationship; brutal aftermath; weekend getaway; a reevaluation of standards and practices; saving graces; constant craving; the need to adapt and evolve and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Ramos takes over hosting dutings! Welcoming the in-studio audience; in love with Jenn's cooking; reviews of Kyle's new play; how drama inspires a better performance; future destinations; Esoteric Allusions; the epic self-medicated Saturday night rumble; rockstar crushes; wonders of the 9th grade music collection and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

How to con a nation of convicts; Lisa's allergy; the legend of "Long Con" Dubilina; a history of gay roommates; the anti-platonic cuddle buddy; Kyle's penis has issues; the greatest con of all; Turkey Day in the suburbs; preemptive make-out sessions; the faulty wingman; the five steps of addiction; a torrent of charm and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The soundtrack of our lives; Anna Malakov; Master Berkley's master plan; better ways to get wasted; Bob's first East Coast JAP; Bob's ideal dating scenario; Mantrap!; DP Twin Theory; V-Day babies; Kyle's addiction; the pick-up puppy; the wrecking ball; a lack of imagination in the bedroom; rejection and fear of intimacy; roundabout apologies and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Seeking donations; free facials (not that, pervert!); Kyle's unique stigmata; winning the relationship; monster bush and how to address it; the ultimate seduction technique; issues with the Dutch; litmus test for the perfect girl; Lana's birthday hangover; anonymous online hostility and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Post-election commentary; Dubilina|Ramos 2020!; Frenchie vs. CIFF; booty call fake-out; experience trumps all; presumed perverse; a misguided perception of Bob's lifestyle; The Well-Digger Syndrome; messy analogies; the trials of Jiminy Cricket; a long overdue apology and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Maya's new surname; pandering for a positive reference; the big STD scare; the only way to have safe sex; Kyle's stressful summer; Bob's ideal woman; Kyle's crazy new conquest; conquest on all national monuments; rejecting new suitors; no-win situations and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The morally sound slut; crossing borders as a means of escape; the international carpool; a long weekend of rest; a city of gorgeous women; power plays and character bashing; The Hannah Ultimatum; discovering paradise with an adventurous pen pal; odd bedfellows and a big buzzkill; the war on sleep and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Rebuilding momentum; back to bachelorhood; Worst. Booty. Call. EVER!; scandalousa au pairs; Epic Labor Day Weekend 2008; the ultra-ambitious one night stand and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The Big Snip (Part 2) is a full, unadulterated account of Bob's vasectomy! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The Big Snip (Part 1) consists of an interview with Dr. Kiu Mostowfi of Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago in which he discusses everything you need to know about vasectomies.

The runaway couchsurfer; Kyle finds true love; awkward encounters with the ex; Bob's French love connection; the Couchsurfing cult; the two-timing Russian and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The scandalous adventures of Ms. Neko! Assumed kinks; four-legged boyfriends; a thorough breakdown of AnimeCon; how to score at conventions; Tao of Swanson; oral sex artisan; the unwitting victim of a bizarre sleepkink; the most dangerous cosplay outfit and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Fire in the Berkley Manor; Southside stereo boost; the platonic stalker-friend; keeping Oshinn; the impact player; stuck in limbo with Veronica; the biggest hurdle; a better alternative to walking away; creating your own happiness and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

4th of July BBQ bender; wacky bridesmaid welcoming party; friendship litmus tests; wrecking the Scotsman; Bob's mancrush; doing just fine; the teenage house party; Kyle's empty cupboards; couchsurfer chemistry; the new roommate and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The third surprise birthday party; Mike & Maya break up; Kate goes AWOL; Kyle swears off chicks 'til next year; late night trust exercises; the first major hiccup in an open relationship; the booty text message directory; the dejected Catholic schoolgirl; countdown to extinction and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Unconcious phone calls; time travel sex (aka The Dassion Effect); Kyle rakes in the digits; taking comfort in old addictions; extreme bonding on the first date and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net