Thank God I'm Atheist

Christians form an alternative to health insurance, the debate over circumcision continues in Germany, a douchebag in Texas responds to the shootings in Aurora, the LDS Church reports numbers out of touch with reality (once again), and Dan and Frank respond to emails. 

Mormon Inc hits the cover of Business Week, pastors' health suffers while tending to flock, Mormons urged to follow the prophet and support distasteful development, more high school Atheist clubs, and how do Muslim athletes observe Ramadan during the Olympics?

Dan's back and has news from Europe, Mongolians re-enact 19th Century Mormon exodus across the US plains, critical thinkers lose faith, and the Virgin Mary helps some Bosnians rip off pilgrims. 

Rachel sits in for Dan, a miracle saves a home from wildfire, Mormons excited about Romney but leery of national attention, Obamacare as a Christian value, a group of ex-Mormons resign en masse and go for a hike, German court calls for the end to infant circumcision, and fireworks are lame. 

Adam's back and he's got a case of the dizzies, Evangelicals strangely silent on Romney's Mormonism, social-entreprenuer claims success is a miracle, ministers turn Atheist, a kid gets in trouble for a picture of Jesus, and we do a very quick movie review of the oldie-but-goodie documentary, "Hell House."

The Vatican continues to harass American nuns, President Obama gets lynched in effigy, soon we'll all be Atheists, the KKK tries to adopt a highway, and a homosexual man comes out as married to a woman. 

The CDC wieghs in on the zombie issue, book banning in Pennsylvania, Atheists do good for different reasons than religious people, and in this installment of What Mormons Believe we look at Mormons and homosexuality.

Alain de Botton calls for a new kind of ; Obama hires a faith outreach advisor; double suicide goes wrong, survivor charged with murder; origin of homemade soda machines improperly labeled; Mormons cover up immodest angels; and Dan asks for an interview and gets one with the Bishop of London.

Adam sits in for Dan (and we never get to the Taoist discussion, BTW), dirty dancing gets cleaned up, turns out Jesus doesn't approve of gay marriage, SLC shocks America as the most religious city in the country, and Frank and Adam discuss having a day of rest.

Kansas finds a clever way to ban sharia law, thinking of god increases self-control, Fox News spins Obama's support of gay marriage, and Dan does a church review from merry old England.

Mormons promote membership numbers that don't jive with reality, "Angry Queers" damage church, Millennials shun belief, curing gayness with violence, and can't we all just stop overusing the word "Nazi?" 

What Mormons Believe: Polygamy. Joe the plumber writes a letter, voters no longer swayed by gay marriage, a war rages on twitter, and Romney runs from his Mormon ancestors.

Mormons tear down their own history, Arizona OK's teaching the Bible in public schools, Vatican cracks down on US nuns, and advice both good and bad flows to and from the TGIA studio.

Glenn Beck declares us all evil, Britain's Christians are under attack, the US Army wants YOU... to be spiritual, Frank gets racist and Dan gets "comforted" by some Jay-Dubs.

Russian watch miracle, Mormons and Gentiles, kosher pot cookies, praying for God to hurt people not illegal, existance of Jesus, and the Mormon affinity for Jews. 

Frank and Dan emplain LDS Temple Garments (Mormon underwear), progressive Muslims launch women-led mosques, Mormon bloggers get hateful about gays on BYU campus, Britain considers legalizing gay marriage, Jimmy Carter does something amazing, and Dan plays a guessing game.

Mohammed (peace be upon him) tells everybody how to poo in a special "what Muslims believe" segment, the reason rally raises ire even in Dan and Frank, Episcopal roguery, an atheist temple is proposed, and Alaskans try to protect the rights of the fathers of aborted babies.

Red Bull drops Jesus ad, offensive Atheist billboard gets pulled down in Pennsylvania, exorcists attack abortion clinic, and "What Mormons Believe" recounts the first storyline in the Book of Mormon.

More of these goddam Atheist billboards, another "What Mormons Believe," Gingrich chimes in about "anti-Christian" programming on ABC, and the Vatican gets tagged as a "money laundering concern."

Baptisms for the dead, Helen Radkey loses access to LDS geneological records, Miley Cyrus makes sense, teen exorcists, history of Mormon racism, and we take another call.