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So this week a guy gets pissed about his gas bill, and pays in pennies. More on god damned Pyrovian, an Israeli Ambassador, and some funny sotries from Fuzz. Such tales include World Beer Records, Senior Citizen Discounts at the local Whore House, and Godfather type shit with a girls dog. Enjoy!

Adam Joins via the cell phone for a few minutes on the Tourney Updates. Then we head down the audio road of wonderful Atlantic City. Ahh, the bright lights, the wafting aroma of dirty old whores and shit laden streets. This one is an instant classic!

Tristan starts off by lying. We have a little more Bracket updates. Fag Handle is a gay man's penis, just so you know. Wed Mach 22 - Go Bum Rush The Charts, go there. A man has 6 children by 6 different women. Pyrovian is a whacked out mother fucker, again. The funniest thing on Craigs List. Tristan botches the end of the show so we wing it. Good Luck!

Welcome Back! This week its Adams birthday and we will do him the honor of talking about the Terps and the March Madness. We went out for drinks to celebrate and now I dont remember what the rest of the show is about. I know its funny though! Enjoy!

Happy Birthday to me! Anyways, this week we talk about some more of the brackets, the Gala, Mind Controlled Video Games, and obviously Uncle Poopcorn gets in some ol fashion dirty emails to us! Enjoy!

Welcome Back Bitches! THis week it's all about the women. No just us bashing them. First we hit a little about Bum Rush The Charts, then we move on to some college hoops chat. A little racing and then we move on to International Womens Day. Good Fucking Luck Guys! Enjoy!

Ok so this week the show is pretty much run by you guys...lets hear what you have to say....Enjoy!

Ok this week we tackle some updates an news and such. If your too damn dumb to figure it out, let me explain. You see, as amazing listeners of GuyCast, you fuckers manage to send us the most retarded yet delightfully entertaining crap. Well, like the shitter at the local bar, the crap piles up. So we expunge our bowels of useless, ass-factory send-ins back upon you. Good Luck!

i heard the episode that read about the time nostradamus dan (or was it craig from scotland)told you about the time he got to use a messed up gun well i have something funnier or so i think..you see im only 13 but i am a raging pyro (dont worry i will not become an arsonist) one day my buddy awhose name is aaron but i shouldnt tell you that and i found a blowtorch in my moms bathroom when we were chasing my cat. i had some spare change so i decided to see what melted copper looked like. mind you i didnt know that pennies are not all copper. i put a penny on a ceramic sink and fired up my newfound friend and put it on high. i eventually suceeded in melting the penny into a few drops of metal.then i heard a car  and without thinking  swept the molten liguid like substance into a plastic cup and from said chalice in to my hand i then proceded to screech like a feline who has fallen in to a hell of water but with fire instead of water and my hand instead of a cat. i then had 3 tear drop brands on my hand after bu

Heres the deal, Samuel L and Christina Ricci and a big ass chain. So first it was snakes on a plane and now its coked out white girls and a chain! Good Luck Sammy! Anyways ejoy the show!

Adam and I tackle one more episode without Jeff.  Peta goes back to the Naked well, with better results this time. A $100 fine for a snow cock.  And a unique way of teaching your kids about the birds and the bees.  Finally, after a little bit of a break, we get another sliver from the life of Nostradamus Dan. Enjoy.

Sorry guys I've been sorta busy today, but enjoy the show with Tristan and Adam!

Ever wonder who comes up with all those porn titles you love so much? Well fuck if we know, but this week we have the some of the top 100 worst porn names. I'm not even gonna discuss what else we talk about, you'll just have to find out! Enjoy!

So this week we go over the Super Bowl, Manning and the Colts. We also talk about so send-ins from Gordon and J-Rod as well as the movie Crank. And I think someone gets hit with a stun gun.

So Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are going to de-flower little nerd boys. Women want bigger tits, and we want them to have them! This is another tit-a-lating discussion of tits. Yes i know EVERYONE uses that term, but there just isnt anything that compares to that word. I could try boob-a-licious or HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE SOME FUCKING TITS!, but that wouldnt be the norm. Enjoy!

Hey, were back and in this episode we discuss the super bowl, like anyone really cares. Tristan picks up the "Express" paper and more good news is presented. Then we get to Automated Parking, Naked Coffee, and Beyonce is a fantasy. Then Boston has bombs. Then a nice story from Andrew about how to chop off your manhood. Enjoy!

So Criag form Scotland wants to know what T-Ball is. Don't worry Craig we here at GuyCast are dedicated to forcing you to learn the ways of the American Lifstyle! Moving on, we have a kick ass guy of the week with a kid! You'll see why. Gordon sends in some more good shit, as well as Fuzz does the same! Komodo Dragons can have kids without fucking - I say wheres the fun in that? And little bit of Gay Sheep Research to wrap things up! Enjoy!

Ok So how about we talk about some football updates for the playoffs, state of the union address and the undress as well from PETA. Water Intoxication, pay attention, drink to much wate you can die. A great microwave on top the H2 hummer. Great for getting the clothes off women. As well as a lady that dies from a plane jump. Enjoy!

This is is a movie review week, we cover a few of the new ones that are going to come out. We take a gander at Oceans 13, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Spiderman 3 and Transformers. Not to mention a few things going on around the world like Adultery equals life in prison. How to fail a drug test the GuyCast way. Enjoy!

Ok so this week we cover some sports, actually, we cover alot of sports and then move on to some David Beckham, Barry Bonds is a dick and polish it off with a little porn and some racism. All in all its an eventfull day. Enjoy!