Guycast

So we open with a bit from CollegeHumor.com for halloween. We talk about the ususal sluts costumes. Then we get into this bit about MSNBC 10 worst costumes. Turns there are only about 3-4 bad ones the rest are shitty filler. We discuss the reason of having a GuyCast Greeting Card. We also get into a little bit of pranks from Mike at UC Radio. We touch on the shotgun rules, thanks to Shotgunguide.com and our boy Forrest. And last but not least we get a rundown on the Nerf Sniper Riffle. Oh and how can i forget, listen near the end for Susan's birth conrtol and the sexomnia studies. Enjoy!

This week we bring you football updates, a smidgen of World Series talk, but most importantly, another page from the Manual of Dan. Here's a hint: Someone dies at the end. And of course, what's an entry from Dan without something from his counterpart JustANewKid, Guycast's retarded nemesis. Enjoy!

365, 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,765.81277 hours, 525,948.766 minutes, and a shitload of seconds. Anyway you slice it, GuyCast is here to stay. For over a year now we have been bringing you knock-down, drag out great radio. Well actually we have just stuck it out for this goddamn long. So we give you an hour today since you gave us a year. Thanks! Enjoy!

I wanna punch someone in the face. New York wants to fire their coach...bitches. South Park hates GuyCast, and Tristan loves Rosie Odonnell now for being a whore. I hate T.O. and Adam has to appoligize to Tristan for being wrong about Phillidelphia Eagles. And then we let you know about a little hazing activities that are going on in the world. Nuggeting and razors from high school. Also we talk about the fat sloppy bitches that got fat from McDonalds. Enjoy!

Adam, is back on point with football and hes back in town. We go over a few movie reviews, both good and bad. And we get to talkin about a few video games. The new seaons of Nip/Tuck is for bitches, and HD-DVD is doing well, wheras Sony is not. Enjoy!

So this week we go over some things on weather or not to buy a xbox 360 or any of the new platforms. Then we get into a great discussion on a back story you should have handy for picking up women. This is for those time when your about to look like and ass and go home to only your hand. Good Luck!

This week, Guycast and Red Bull bring you some cool new technology. First, the Red Bull air races are coming to San Francisco this week, so keep your eyes peeled. Second, the pentagon is sponsoring a competition to see if someone can build a car that drives through traffic on its own. Cool, huh? But if that's a little too high tech for you, we also bring you one of our regular grab yourself and wince stories. Enjoy

Hey guys, Jeff and I just got back from LA, and it was one hell of a time. We recap that along with some news out of the NFL this weekend, namely a face stomping. There's also news out of Formula One, and an interesting theory from a politician out of South Carolina. Enjoy.

Ever heard of PTI on ESPN? Well we did a GCI. For those of you that don't know what it is, I'll explain. Basically we have gotten so much email and comments from you guys (which we love) that we had literally could not fit it into one ro two shows. So to combat this highly evolved problem we get a super-technical device, aka - a stopwatch. We time ourselves 1-2 minutes a topic. Enjoy!

So this week we get an email from Pretty Rare Ryan. No we here at GuyCast get all kinds of emails; however this one was a new type. What does that mean you ask? Well we it was supposed to tell a story however, it mostly just make us irritable. Also we go into some funny semantics about how to eat your girlfriend's box! Enjoy!

So your girl tells you she's going to her friend's bachelorette party, and there's going to be a stripper. Should you let her go? Once again, Guycast to the rescue. We give you the inside skinny of what goes on when girls REALLY get wild (here's a hint, it's not good for you).

Ok so after about 73 episodes you start to realize that although things have been moving along pretty well, you need something. And we have figured it out. While GuyCast continues to be the single most important podcast/radio show on the planet, we have noticed that we need your help. And by that we mean we need you to not just listen with tears of laughter, but rather, write/praise/email/vote/chat-about/put-a-banner-on-your-local-highway type of listen with tears of laughter. So this week we give you homework. Don't worry it's easy. Just get someone you know to listen to us. That's it. One person to listen. (This mesage will self destruct in 5 seconds...

Crap load of emails, and an inaudable voicmail from Craig in scotland. And then, Nostradamus Dan added a little flavor to the show. Bassically he let loose aother monstor story. Except this time instead of giving us a trousers soaked in urine ending...well lets just say the hot sauce has a new way of being used. Anyways as always enjoy the show!

Ok 5 years ago to this day we had a terrible attack on the twin towers. Everyone knows that. Well at least thats what we think we know. Now, GuyCast is no skeptic or a wacky nut-job cult leader. But Jeff did come accross and interesting video. Its called Loose Change. It tells a few facts and a few ideals about things that may or may not have happened 5 years ago. Now ther are plenty sides fo this story like ScrewLooseChange.com and so forth, but if nothiing else all we urger you do is watch the video and read both sites. In rememberence of those at the twin tower and the pentagon and in PA. Now is the time for a country to take a look and by all means ask a few questions. Enjoy

Well this episode starts out talking about how to manage your crazy sex partner. What to watch out for and shit. Adam says the show has an “info-mercial? appeal in the beginning. Shortly there after we head right back into our usual bullshit. We have a movie review by me, and it is fucking great. Enjoy!

Well, boys and girls, as I’m sure you’ve heard by now Steve “The crocodile hunter? Irwin, has died. He went out in a blazing hail of gunfire, and by blazing hail I mean a stingray, and by gunfire I mean the stingray stuck him in the heart. Un-fucking-believable. Any ways we pay tribute to the crazy fucker and move on, right in football season baby! Adam give a few picks for college then breaks it down for the big guns in the NFL. As always I ask a stupid, remedial question that I’m sure plenty of 3rd graders already knew the answer to. So sit back, relax, watch some animal planet and listen to the wholesome family values that is this weeks episode of GuyCast.

Well this is the 69th episode and you know what that means? Nothing really, we have a few emails, a snakes on a plane review and some others. We also talk about exploiting the def phone conversation thing, and we talk about the penguin "Tristan". The meat of this show is about 2 great emails we got. These are very well written and funny as hell.

Reality TV, it's everywhere. You can't turn your head without seeing some new series featuring bad breakups, messy challenges, or high tention drama...in fact, that sounds kinda like Guycast. But today we talk a little about where it's gone, and where it's going, and how they fake it.

Sometimes when you hear something you can't help but just go "Holy Shit". That's what today is about. It's also probably about more dick than you wanna think about...but trust us...it's funny.