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Responding to other people's criticisms has become one of our hobbies. This time it's about a guy who got some mic time over at UCRadio (a great show which you should check out). After getting a little bit of anger out of our systems (well, Jeff's system) we do one of our regular sports updates, this time we do what we can to talk about the world cup, the NBA playoffs, and the Stanley Cup Finals. Enjoy guys

Go long, there's a bunch of stuff to be done today.A quick and easy solution to illigal immigration, a stabbing for a bad haircut, grandparents searching for a hitman, the oldest man in Britain shares his secret, why every guy wants to be James Bond, and that scumbag that was killed in Iraq today Abu mohabaidontknowhowtofuckinpronouncethis Zahari....this is assuming we get to it all. let's keep our fingers crossed. Enjoy!.

Have you ever seen a guy, maybe at a bar or just at the mall, who has a arm or two covered in tattoos and wondered what went through his head when he got those? Yeah, us too. So we went to the source and found one of those guys to ask him what its all about. Adam's on vacation this week, so we've brought in guest host John to fill in. Of course, all things tattoos are on the radar, so we'll also discuss tattoos on the other sex, and what they mean, and more importantly, what they mean for you.

Ok, so today we discuss what it would sound like with Tristan’s head exploding. Well, at least the first couple of minutes we do. Next, we move onto some much anticipated voicemails and emails. Including Mike from Buffalo and his ripped t-shirt experience. Tristan thinks about driving a bulldozer at the age of 12. James from Puerto Rico calls in, and actually calls us intelligent! He must be drunk! Also for Episode 50, we need you guys to send in YOUR top 5 GuyCast Episodes! You get a little bit of information on the GuyCast Party, times and what should be going down. The main topic of this episode is going to me Jeff’s Cruise/Vacation. Such antics include drinking. Snorkeling, gambling, relationships, and all the money we spent! Should be good times, enjoy!

Have you ever been to a really good party? We're sure that you have. The question is, have you ever thrown a really good one? That's what we're here to help you do. This week we go over everything from what to buy to what not to bring, for instance, your mom...unless she's hot. Speaking of party, the Guycast party is closing in fast...book your flights now...and hotels, unless you plan on sleeping in Jeff's backyard. But if you do that you have to deal with the radioactive rats...don't ask why they're back there.

Welcome back and now back to the retardery. Just a couple items of business today. We field an E-mail from one of our neighbors to the north, and ask the question "Is there such a thing as the Canadian culture? probably not...but who knows. We salute our boys over-seas, fighting the good fight in Iraq and Afghanistan as our Ultimate guys of the week. We review both "Reign of Fire" as well as the newly released Davinci Code. And a couple of news stories come across our lap that we thought we'd share with you guys. Enjoy!

Well they can't all be winners. We get a little bit serious here. Well, as serious as your Guycast heroes can be. We got an E-mail from our boy Pope Seven I, and it got us a little fired up about race in this country. Race relations, rape allegations, and the power of words were all fair game. Who knew a passing refference to a rapper would incur such seriousness, right? Well, get past us and come back on thursday if your want more wackiness, for now, this is all you get.

So what do you do when nerds have a convention? Why talk about video games of course! What better that to have a huge convention, cram ump-teen-gillion nerds, and gaze at the new gaming system/games? Well the answer to that my friend is have a radio show about it! I'm sorry this will be a short description but I'm on my way out, so check the website around friday night for more information!

Happy Mothers Day, Mom! Aren’t you so proud of us? So in this weeks show we go over mother’s day. Well actually Tristan tell us that for his mother's day present to his mom, he asks that all of us do a "clean" show with no cursing. Truth be told, I cannot stop cursing. Also we get into a couple pieces of bidness. A large chunk of the show revolves around my little outing to best buy. So I had a little run-in with a police officer and got a couple tickets. Actually, I was racing down the highway for some new nerd equipment. Also we talk about Robin's birthday, and the drug-lord mom! Enjoy!

What do you do when your deadline's tight, material is light, and your brain is fried because you stayed up until 5 o'clock in the morning last night looking for those elusive last 2 coins in Super Mario Sunshine? Why, you put together a show like this, that's what! We've once again brought you a hodge podge of stuff we meant to get to anyway. Listener E-mails containing late entries for everything from drug stories to pickup lines. We also bring you some of the wackiest stories we could find from all corners of the globe. Enjoy guys.

The summer movie season officially opened on friday with Tom "Out of his F-ing mind". Cruise's latest offering "Mission: Probably Pretty Hard, Kinda: 3". But this is only the biggining of the season when Amercans will flock to the local movie houses and shell out their $13 a piece to enjoy 2 hours without a plot twist in sight. We bring you our own summer movie preview, where we put a guys twist on some of our favorite picks for the summer.

So you wanna know about drugs huh? Well youâ??ve come to the wrong place. We here at GuyCast Inc. are only going to tell you about the crazy, wild and ridiculous shit we have done on drugs. Ok, well truth be told, we are going to tell you a little about all the sides of drugs. Everything from, who does what, to what you should NOT do. We go over some really funny storries of things that have happend while under the influence or while watching somone under the influence. Now remember, GuyCast no longer condones the use of drugs, nor gives a whopping shit if you do use drugs. The important thing to remember boys and girls, is â??Friends donâ??t let friends suck dick for coke!â?? Enjoy!

Nine holes of drinking anyone? Can guys be just friends with women? Can a guy get from the friend ladder to the sex ladder? Is Craig really dead? Are you responsible for having sex with a girl who's rip drunk? Is the "Ladies Lockdown" irresponsible? Are Texans absolutely nuts? Will Mario Willaims do well in the NFL? Is HD-DVD really worth the price? Should you buy Phantom of the Opera, again, for $30? Are Nintendo exutives really smoking pounds and pounds of marijuana? We don't know any of the answers to these questions. But we sure as hell try to figure them out. Enjoy.

Welcome back for the weekend show!  So we've gotten a bunch of E-mails over the history of the show asking how we actually do this thing, and one thing we don't hear from alot of other podcasters is how everything is actually done...we say FUCK THAT!  So we depart a little bit from our regular format to let you in on some of the Guycast Secrets. How we record, how it got started, and why the show has changed in the ways that it has. Along with this you get a little bit of the history of how guycast has evolved over the last six months. Pictures of our setup and some of the equipment can be seen in the gallery on the website. www.guycast.net if your interested. Good luck, and if you have any questions or comments, you can always hit us up at Email@guycast.net

Your Guycast Heroes bring you talk about heroes! We shoot the shitabout what superpowers we and our listeners want, as well as whatwould be useful (invisibility in the girl's locker room anyone?). Andthe eternal arguments also come up. Superman vs. Spiderman, Batmanvs. Superman. And what would you choose: Invisibility or flight? Wealso present our new superhero names…here's a hint: they suck. Hopeyou enjoy, and keep your drug stories coming for next week!

So Tristan is getting fat, and what can we do? Nothing let him get fatter! And guess what? Fatty's not a virgin! Who would have guessed? Anyways we have a couple of voicemails, our weekly voicemail from Evan, and a late entry from our boy Kevin. Pope Seven I hit us up with a good email, along with one from Liam, and a heated debated over Sean"s email about Langer’s and poofs. Spring is finally here, and so are the skirts and low cut shirts. Movies, So I got to see the "The Benchwarmers? and we need a movie reviewer! Some one out there needs to be the official movie critic for GuyCast. So man up! Sports are wrapping up and I can’t name 5 NBA teams. I got to 3. However I can handle NHL no problem. And of course Tristan hating on NASCAR and Dale Jr. Well enjoy, and let us know what you think!

If you could design a house to fit all of your guy needs, what would it look like?  That’s the topic for today. After Tristan spent a long weekend putting together his new girlfriends place, he was more than ready to talk about what he would want in his place, along with the other Guycast guys.  And what’s the ultimate guys palace?  The playboy mansion of course, but since we forgot to talk it, we talk about Bill Gates’ $90 million castle in Seattle. We also talk about the man who played a professional sport on acid, and Adam rockin’ the gonj. 

Back Again! Like we weâ??re leaving? Hell No! Well, this week we get into the bullshit! We talk about the NCAA Final Winner! Riots ensue, while Tristan and Adam almost get arrested. Girls Gone Wild, and then Guys Gone Wild! Landscaping for the ladies, and the inevitable porn discussion. The male drama of Sopranoâ??s, brings on about how much Adam loves drama. We break it down to everything is drama. The ridiculous Oxygen channel, the movie â??Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the show goes deep and explainsâ?¦well the same usual crap we love. Wild crazy sex with either Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jole? Then we move to a late entry, but still a good story about â??squirrelâ??. The Ashronâ??s Call-Horse story come back around again. And of course GuyCast Whore Lynnâ??s comments on about accepting the drink at the bar. Anysoldier.com, moves into our boys overseas. Americasupports.mil also helps support the troops as well Check it out, and last but not least our boy Evan, clarifying what a â??poofâ?? is. Oh and a piss poor

Rock: Thats what its all about! And on the 28th day, God said unto the Hero’s, “Let them Have Rock.? And they Did. And it was good. Today we bring you just a little bit of bantering about the state of rock and roll today. Was it really better 30 years ago like your dad said? Has top 40 radio ruined music? We sure as hell don’t know but that’s never stopped us before. Also, we have a special surprise guest today. Tristan’s dad drops into make fun of him for his driving habits. And Jeff almost beats the everliving shit out of Tristan…Why? Listen and you’ll find out. BONUS: closing music from OFS, Tristan and Adam’s High School band. 

Guycast Show Continuity April 6, 2006 Show Opening- Cars, sports, drinking, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and whatever the hell we feel like…You keep listening, we'll keep talking.- Web cast (Guycast.net)- E-mail Email@guycast.net- 1-206-666-7062- Forum- Guycast.net/forum Bidness-     Guycast Party June 24          Directions when it comes closer     Rock 'n Roll next week          Greatest guys in rock and roll          Favorites          Local bands?     Guys Gone Wild     Ultimate Guy of the Week:     Stefan Erickson- wrecked Enzo, $1 Million          Executive of Gizmondo GamesDrunk .09 BAC"Dietrich"Gun ClipTrevor- passenger in SLR (didn't exist), Passing motorist, gun clip, YachtTells police he is a deputy commissioner for the San Gabriel Valley Transit Authority's police anti-terrorism unit (one van, transport disable people)          Trevor's a real guy, passenger           Stefan spent 5 years in prison for counterfeiting          Police confiscated his wife"s car (no license, European tags, stolen out o