Guycast

This is pretty self explanitory. If you don't know what this one's about, then you probably can't read. And are hence, probably not reading this. So why would I even write this for a guy who can't read? I don't have time to be sitting around writting long winded descriptions for episodes that will never be appreciated, either because of a crippling learning disorder or by your complete lack of respect for the educational system. Fuck you, you unappreciative jerkoff.

The Dynamic Duo of Other Jeff and Josh the Mad Jew Scientist join us for a pair of shows tonight. We start with a little bit of chat about Christmas, Global Warming, and a man who gets his butthole sewn shut. I suppose that list should seem a little odd, but giving the context of this show, I guess it's not really. We finish up with a man who commited suicide with a chainsaw. Fuck. Yes.

Tired of the cramped spaces on board airplanes? All you gotta do is put like, 3 or 400 pounds, and now they have to give you an extra seat for free! I don't know about you, but I'm looking into industrial sized containers of crisco and home delivery IV equipment. My Chrismas flight to florida's gonna be awesome.

I have four things written in front of me that describe this show. Stick 'em up (I believe that's the opening music we chose), one night stands, ten steps for a one nighter, and Die Hard. I don't really remember anything about any of those. I hope it was good. Assuming I was there.

We open up today with some hypotheticals such as Would Adam fuck a hooker for free? And where exactly does Adam's moral compass point? Also, after eight years, someone finaly took a shot at bush. Unfortunately, it was only with a shoe. What are you gonna do?

Good news boys! A new study says foreplay is over rated! That's right. No more spending all that time with kissing and touching. Just get her pants off and go right for it! And when your girlfriend asks you why you're trying to fuck her without even making eye contact, you just tell her "It's science baby!". Now, the bad news is, that same study says that while you don't need to spend more tim eating box, you do need to actually have sex for, on average, a full 15-20 minutes. Which, let's be serious, it might has well say a day and a half.

The Maryland Terrapins continue to break the hearts of our GuyCast heroes. Things have changed a bit in the GuyCast pick 'em results. And finally, GuyCast gets the inevitable e-mail from a black listener about Tristan's racial diatribes.

Tristan saw Quantum of Solace over the weekend and still has no earthly idea what the title fuckin means. We talk a little about the new Star Trek movie, and quite a bit about video games. The new XBox dashboard etcetera. Man, we are huge nerds. Anyway. Enjoy. We'll be back with two more shortly.

Other Jeff continues his stay at GC5, and even Susan joins us for a little bit. Please forgive her folks, she gets mean when she's drunk.

We saw Zak and Miri. We review the official website of the fleshlight. And then we recall one of the most horrifying tales to happen in real life.

The GuyCast election special. Just like CNN only with more swearing. And drinking. Come to think of it CNN would be alot better if it was just Wolf Blitzer swearing and drinking. Listen to me. Just full of ideas and no ambition or follow through. And that's why assholes still rule the world.

Congrats to the Phillies...the only thing to come out of Phillidelphia in 25 years. Besides a movie about AIDS starring Tom Hanks. But who wants to be known for AIDS?

What if you could erase the more painful moments of your life? Would you? Has this topic already been discussed ad nauseum by a critically aclaimed Jim Carey movie? You be your ass. Does that stop us from talking about it here? Fuck No!

It's been coming for a long time. Sorry you had to wait so long. The sound quality on Guycast is now near perfect (IMHO). Oh yeah, and it's been three years since the birth of GuyCast. As always, thanks to all of you who helped us get this far. Enjoy.

Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.

Other Jeff joins us for an episode of odd questions, wierd hypotheticals, and a little bit of discussion about what would inspire a smokin hot 24-year-old blonde to bang the likes of Hugh Heffner, besides the obvious alure of his ancient, wrinkly balls.

NFL Pick 'em update, traffic chat, among other things. Enjoy.

You ever watch a high fashion show, and realize that your having a hard time getting a hard on because all the models look like they're either young boys, or suffer from a crippeling eating disorder...either one is a distinct possibility. The good news is, things are starting to change.

9/11, The greatest movie quotes of all time. And preparing for one of the greatest movie sequels of all time.

We're so sorry. We're so so sorry. This is what you get for recomending we drink for every episode.