Pure Bs Podcast

This episode contains: Batman v Superman bonus episode mention, quality versus other podcasts, the worst Samuel L Jackson impression ever, Steven went to a ren fair, treasure hunt, pirate jokes, adult ren fair, kids and horses, bickering, email from Igor from Brazil, Olympic correspondent, winter in Brazil, drink correspondent, Jaguars, mascots, Zika, nutscaping, Frankenstein, email from Thomas, racist upbringing, stereotypes, wine and vapes, email from CJN, growing out of fearing homosexuality, RNC, cleavage, RNC platform is anti-LGBTQ, true believers, bathroom laws, family, email from Garret, Brads suck, stab story. 

This episode contains: Steven is going bald, shaving your head, thick flowing locks, growing a beard, beard supplements, Gnu’s and buffalo’s, Zootopia, biggest story in the world, UFC sold for 4 billion dollars, human cockfighting, Dana White, nice scores, UFC 1, old UFC rules, women peeing standing up, The Shenis, peeing on our logo, PokemonGo, Ingress failed, Pokemon is fun, not exactly a Pokemon game, being robbed while playing Pokemon, dregs of society, we can’t have anything nice, hatching eggs, gym battles, collecting stuff, Pokemon access our stuff, people getting sore from Pokemon Go, everything sucks, cross eyed titties, Steven is moving more now because of Pokemon, playing Pokemon while driving, Steven is Devon’s daddy, fapping to us talking, more Pokemon talk, Yellow Team, tip of the iceberg, Nerds, pulling back the curtain, old ads, it’s against the law to share passwords, Smen Porst, Amazon Prime, ordering beer through Amazon, beer sensors, Dorst is going to be a shut in, baby mushrooms, Amazon d

This episode contains: Steven banging, Henno, Ness, seasons, Miami seasons, Milky, sandwich, Steven’s AC, house things, what Steven does during the day, what a guy does, Emily’s room is hot, can’t afford to live in Nipomo, vanity plates, cousins, Twitter hate, listening to podcasts, generations, proof reading tweets, cursing vs. violence, random ads, Steven working on his car, Periscope show, life goes on, Mustang wiring, leaking fluids, brand new brakes, no seat belts, Dorst does nothing, Batman vs. Superman, emails, places don’t have internet, basic human rights, being with a squirter, holding your liquor, Nick on Periscope, drunk people, people on the internet are terrible, Steven loves a drop, email from CJN, eating a cheesecake, trapped under fat people, gay Dory, people are still stupid, scenario from CJN.

This episode contains: Brian and Courtney clip, eighteen beers in, Dorst doesn't drink during the shows any more, disappointing Julia, new app, all out of whiskey, morning shock jocks, Copa de America, Facebook translator, Brexit, 401k takes a dump, so close to the end, live show screwed up Dorst, SLO county is expensive, median and mean, renting versus buying, top five most expensive counties, Periscope, interneting poorly, poor doctors and lawyers, Hawaii is more expensive than SLO, Dorst reads, housing market is crazy, prostituting to make an extra buck, Steven's house may be worse now, coming out of the recession, Dorst explains tax benefits, huge checks, top three most affordable counties to live in, statistics can be misleading, power outages, water in Fresno, Steven says something terrible, having to do the podcast, brown outs, California is on fire, Winter is here, GOT talk, the best season finale ever?  Spoilers, we read headlines, our theories on GOT, zig zag, The Rock is hard working, The Rock is c

This episode contains: Given up fighting, beaten in to submission, coming to a close, secrets, when would you know it’s done? New button, “That’s racist”, what we do, secret conversations, belated Happy Father’s day, dogs equal kids, nerding out, Nidhogg, horned penis, the Humble Bundle, free games, Human Resource Machine, Swordfish references, Mini Metro, game donations, Voltron, more Father’s Day, Warcraft is bad, more Warcraft talk, the Chinese love Warcraft, Warcraft popularity, Dorst’s Xbox may not be plugged in, Finding Dory spoilers, secrets from Edna, OG buttons, salsa pots, more migraines, Paulina Gretzky, US Open, Warcraft vs. US Open Golf, weird tattoos, Game of Thrones, Battle of the Bastards, blown budgets, horses, bad puns, PETA, red paint, railroad, Outlander, revisionist history, fancy joystick, #watchguy, Elite Dangerous

This episode contains: Dorst is mad, more ridiculous computer problem, is it time for a Mac? Cost twice as much, no more virus’s, rough one, heart attacks, getting fired up tonight, Dorst has migraine, ocular migraines, incapable of focusing, little Ben, go move around, prisms, Dorst will eventually go blind, looking at porn like Daredevil, how Steven sounds in text, Dorst is over it, Orlando, racist bell, shooting stereotypes, ideal relationships, everyone is screaming about the wrong things, Dorst can’t take it anymore, How to catch Trump, they are both bad, internment camps, ISIS, The Kite Runner, how do we solve the problem? Gun control, Dorst was really loud, gay men can’t donate blood, Ryan White, go donate blood, UEFA 2016, Russians, Steven shares, repeating past mistakes, E3, Xbox Slim, customizable controllers, Project Scorpio, Zika virus, VR, teraflops, The Matrix, playing in the same room, cross platform play. Donate for equality: http://www.hrc.org/ Give blood: http://redcrossblood.org/give/drive

This episode contains: Steven is a technology person, explaining the mystery of computers, updating drivers, recording RSP, internet fairies, Dorst’s office is quiet, no more magic fairies, Sanjay Gupta, Dorst is mad, vocal processors, having a guest, unlimited data, phone hotpots, guest on RSP, Kinky Boots, new show to the network, Dorst may have a new crush, do work, Juan, Steven had to rebuild his computer, behind the scenes podcast talk, motherboard gone wrong, more frustrations, no fan, coming by carrier pigeon, shady New Egg accounts, Amazon is amazing, computer lineage, Dorst misses the point, who makes computers, everything is on Steven, tech talk, pooping on CJN, we are podcasters, rhythm to our conversations, tantric sex, we have talked to each other more than some people have talked to their spouses, lots of guests, Steven’s job does not pay, Emily is a parrot, Steven has a dinner time, kids swearing, what the for, Steven’s mom cursing, a reenactment of Steven’s parents, Steven as a child, being em

This episode contains: No more fighting, saying something awful, listener of note, Iota got his job back, incest, negative Gryffindor points, shaky voice, too sad to make jokes, front page of iTunes, shit that we didn’t know happened, CJN talk, youngest listener, #CJNBusy, hating, typos, Police Academy, CJN is offending people, smells like poop, wives talking about it, breaking a horse, how big is she, fat person, fat people eating, this is CJN’s rant, blog writers, sorority girls, Vlad the Impaler, “Long distance relationships”, we read some writings, the look of sorority girls, fur oil, we are awkward, Dorst fakes everyone out.

This episode contains: Dorst is still loud in his headphones, brand new member of the BS Podcast network, paudcast network, American Idol, you better be funny, trial by fire, Iota is watching, better numbers than ever, when we started no one would talk to us, the Twitter verse, juices are flowing, job interviews, didn’t hit record, audio issues, why is Larry podcasting? Stand up comedy, 60 second bits, verbal annihilation, still getting in trouble, let the cunts loose, God is dead, getting banned from Facebook, gay choirs, sexy music, Larry is from Texas, speech classes, accents, growing up together, CJN tease, stand up comedy, censoring yourself, Lone Star, failing on stage, we think our show is funny, not enough people showing up, evolution of ATWT, no homo, different approaches to the show, internet networks, doing a podcast by yourself, World of Warcraft, Raiders of the Lost Ark, CJN is young, Larry is old and has old kids, in the back of a Mitsubishi, conceived in a closet, what year were our listeners b

This episode contains: New promo, end of season bbq, Nipomo Phoenix, what happens to the banner, perpendicular, geometry, good time, how much did Ben drink, beer every 30 minutes, after party, beer pong, had enough day, keeping the kids out of the bounce house, watching kids in your bounce house, Dorst’s softball team may be a gang, girl fight club, uber competitive, soccer coach, playing catch, Steven changed his mind, car full of dicks, bad dick names, schedules, meth babies, Crank: High Voltage, Patreon bonus episode, how to write a RPG, faking it, extreme sex parties, Jennifer Lawrence, X-Men Apocalypse, Joy, Wolverine 3, what will it be about, Old Man Logan, Marvel movies have made 10 billion dollars, Batman vs. Superman, spoiling movies, Dr. Strange, Marvel cartoons, TV shows, World of Warcraft, Cumber bitches, ruining things on the internet, wall between Mexico and Guatemala, creating a fake meme, wall around California.

This episode contains: Civil War spoilers, history, googling the Civil War, punishments from the bonus show, quiz about Civil War, more Civil War spoilers, copper heads, Democrats, free blacks, still fighting for equality, Steven went to a softball game, serious girls, shit field, gender inequality, little league vs. softball, instant feminist, Dorst is all in on softball, Drunk in a 20’s movie, artificial mounds, what happened to Nipomo softball, is Dorst going to be on the board? Small town politics, they are a team, coaching has been good for Dorst, Dorst didn’t watch Empire, Dorst is old, ATWT, we are not professional, Steven remembers weird things, Dorst leaves Steven speechless, shirt shop, emails, Teabag Garret, left in some stories, taking it in the ass, box cutters, Tommy has a church, swapping, Steven is mean to Iota, Teabag's wife, big dick, out kicking your coverage, stereotypes, #BenBusy, giving Iota shit, being on strike sucks, Fuck you Verizon, going to the Brew House, locking your keys in the

This episode contains: Steven in still on the phone, not used to the new studio, the guys are fat now, Dorst is meh, Dorst takes his pants off, Dorst’s dick, Elasta Girl, Dorst asks Steven a question, cartoon porn, BBS, we need a dial up sound, old computer tech talk, bit map porn, How fast can Dorst get porn? Dorst play by play of porn, hentai, Dropping Loads, What race is Pouch? Floppy disks, boobies, wet, Sears catalog, Steven wacked it as his grandparents house, special things, calling during the download, Periscope people, Steven’s parents, virtual reality pussy, pocket pussies, Steven won’t say who, rubber tube of cum in the dishwasher, How did we get here? The Joys of Sex, banging in the room with JB, planning our commercials, henno, still not wearing pants, finger in the butthole, audio issues, #toobusy, Maureen thinks the government is causing the drought, property prices in California, God's AC, The Big Short, Jurassic World, San Andreas, Force Awakens, “We’re not in a drought”, conspiracy theories,

This episode contains: Steven sounds like he is on thephone,kick ass intro, shitty rappers, interrupted by Periscope,it’s beena long time since we recorded, Steven’s angry, Devongot married, we got a house, #BenBusy, softball recap, 0% of0%,Steven in Santa Cruz, The Boardwalk, no one trusts Steven’sdirections, Five Guys, Iota is back, Steven is mean, Stevengets cold, ponchos, hot tub time, suits on, wedding recap, offschedule, Steven hates public speaking, dropping therings,Dorst’s tab, tonguing the whiskey bottle, corn chunks indiapers, Steven tours his office, @eternaldriver, no moresquirter,our show was not good in the beginning, low energySteven,organic growth, Ben’s new dad, Steve go creepy,SLOANE,characters, donate more, bit drunk, lots of acronyms,mobile home, no more weddings, being the best man is hard, adson Periscope, chem trails are real according to Chuck Norris, werun out of ideas, second live show? Game of Thrones, noberating, Dorst loves GOT, Steven hates GOT, Dorsts new livingroom, Dorst has 

This episode contians: Last show in Dorst’s old house, Dorst is getting a sound board, get ready for a quality show, double recording, something happened on Reel Stupid, time travel is hard, insurance money, Dorst gets mad, no recording, you can’t recreate the show, new format for RSP, gun safety course, random guns on the street, Steven thinks guns are scary, Steven’s gun story, CJN doesn’t know about video stores, Steve breaks shit, box of SD cards, Steven and a girl, Britney Murphy was in charge, over coat in summer, if Steven was Daredevil, salt and pepper, three strikes, the prison system, solitary confinement, the death penalty, Rogue One trailer, Leia in Star Wars, over compensation, strong female leads, can Edna watch Empire? Women in movies, Edna watching movies, who are the good guys.

This episode contains: Joined by Special Bachelor Party Guest Devon Craft, going on hikes, walking the Road of Souls, the highest point in San Francisco, starting the story at the end, doing illegal things, buying drugs, Dorst’s heavy shoes, Steven keeping tabs on Devon’s drunk, getting lost looking for the hotel, Dorst almost locking Steven out if the hotel, Lawless and Dorst had words while one of them was screaming into the night, the possibility of walking through tunnels, Steven was missing from Dorst’s room and he almost left everyone, hotel room keys are fucking stupid, Dorst almost got kicked out of the hotel because of a demagnetized hotel key, cheesy fries and potato skins made Devon very happy, hotel keys are the bane of Steven’s existence, Brian the Canadian farts anywhere and everywhere, Devon calls the Bachelor Party a success- considering the people and activities involved, halfway through the podcast and Steven and Ben finally give Devon a chance to talk, high quality strip club food, Devon lo

This episode contains: A blown his intro, Popsicle in a Sailor Jerry’s rum drink, forgotten music clips, Allie vs Ali, Floating Butterflies and Stinging Bees, Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr., Producer Clint, a man who was twitter before there was twitter, Viet Nam and suspension, #AliLife, office March Madness bracket wins, explaining odds, gambling, Fantasy Football, return of the Mark Anelli drinking game, the winnings are already spent, Devon has to throw up down, there is going to be a bachelor party recap show, spoilers: Dorst has a refined beer palate, planning the drinking at the party, Steven and Devon once almost finished a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, does Ben need alcohol to have a good time?, avoiding people we don’t know,  new house and new equipment, punishing a kid with the terrible threes, busy boards and a planetary orrery, a fascination with Pinterest, signing loan paperwork with full names, taking possession of a slightly damaged car, Sync and Sync 3, the Fusion is a grandma car, trading in old cars

This episode contains: Numbering, worst fears, ass-blowout, too may kids, keys and cars, softball, kids sports, remembering codes, Apple and the FBI, Steven helps his grandma, Ben and weed, cool teachers, Steven buys a new car, Steven inconveniences his parents, Steven prefers to be inside or is just lazy, building outdoor furniture, even more Criminal Justice Nick, jail bait issues, Vladimir, we don’t know the people we’re talking about, visual aids, allowing fans on the show?, PBS is “The Big Show,” WTF is Snapchat?, Rogue One trailer should be out soon, CJN family tree, we’re still grammar Nazis, Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments, more F’d up family, the “Eddie” curse, “A Spade calling a Spade a Spade,” CJN puts Ben’s family to shame (in a bad way), proof reading.

This episode contains: Dumb bits, Steven has hand, foot and mouth, Ben wants a rewind, Parvo, shaking in bed, poison oak, calls to the county, Martine is going to hate Dorst, recap of the birthday party, Emily is patient zero, spending time with Dorst, Dorst’s dad, Jesus, hard work praying to the Lord, Dorst’s house, “I like girls cause they’re squishy”, Dorst has issues, Steven is distracted, NSFW, The Chive, Dorst’s family, Dorst’s house some more, drinking in the backyard, home inspections, shout out to Dorst’s realtor, the Dorst’s like to entertain, polishing a turd, Travis, horses, Steven has a dad moment, mini farmers market, lime for the Kraken, too much fruit, Daredevil talk, Steven finished it, hours of softball, Steven is not allowed to call the podcast a job anymore, visual senses, The Punisher in Daredevil vs. the comics, Punisher garb, should the Punisher get a show, Netflix is killing it, we try to read an email but punt.

This episode contains: Still numbering, talking at the same time, Dorst bought a house, escrow, writing more checks, house nerd, FHA loans, first time home buyer, on air lights, going to the Dorst’s, selling heaters, HVAC, weather talk, house rules, bounce house place, check ups, people are bigger now, shots, Bubba tried to escape, Bubba’s evaluation, interview, Steven is happy, people are crazy, the Delmarva, the triangle, accents, kick ass bow shop, more nicknames, conspiracy theories, Bigfoot, hide and seek, possessions, EVP’s, the country was founded by conspiracies, we run through famous theories, Steven is a sceptic, Art Bell, just ice, true believers, reptilian underlords, tall whites, auto erotic asphyxiation, bom, bom, bom, presidential candidates could be the zodiac killer, news is entertainment, The Walking Dead, serious collectors, Gidget doesn’t like to read, Civil War trailer, Dorst explains everything, XD Experience favorite theories and beer, every one is carrying, Batman vs. Ironman, Baltimor

This episode contains: Dorst was sick, different colors of green, Jon is doing a bit, Jon finally breaks character, Horrible Gamerz, social anxiety, getting outside of your comfort zone, Jon’s guests, living in Fresno, Jon’s not Canadian, the age podcast, how did you find us? Jon’s day job, steam cleaning, rewinding, graffiti, thug life, Jon’s dream, good radio, the magic of editing, we should go on Horribly Awkward, daylight saving, rapid fire questions, good bits, sweeping up poop, wacky bits, number one crop in the US, Dorst’s new house, CJN’s email, pictures of people, we got it wrong, second place Lindsey, Kelly Osbourne, family trees, CJN can’t grow a beard, she’s a whore, Dorst speaks in circles, Sloane hates Sloane Steel, the reason CJN went to school, Tea Bag Garrett invites us for beers, Ben makes it awkward, Ghostbusters trailer, actresses from Ghostbusters, Steven doesn’t know what he is saying any more, bad CGI, the thing that made the first Ghostbuters, bad jokes, why was this movie made, one li