Pure Bs Podcast

This episode contains: Counting the episodes, Disneyland annual passes, supply & demand, shutting down the monorail, jobbing the system, scooters in Disney, fat shamming, fake tits, “Playing the Game” #nobraday, the NFL & breast cancer, pink skin, Steven lives in a bubble, pumpkin patch, potato patch, Clint & The Cubs, Back to the Future, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars nerd, Battlefront modes, arcing loads, playing video games with listeners, Playboy giving up on nudity, naked celebs, reading Playboy, old media, Netflix & binge watching, Steven watched The Flash, The Walking Dead, CW makes good shows, Arrow is dark, Felicity is hot, Justice League, Jessica Jones on Netflix, Punisher on Daredevil, The Defenders, email from Criminal Justice Nick, Star Trek Bonus episode. CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT METALOCALYPSE NOW  

This episode contains: California highways, Dorst can’t speak, we welcome back Bridie Mayfield, it’s late in Northern Ireland, Who is Bridie? Game of Thrones, new pieces, Mastodon, Bridie the stalker, nerding out about GoT, GoT tourists, Bridie acting, Frankenstein Chronicles, Sean Bean and a pigs head, Bridie name drops, getting used to hearing your own voice, slightly less hate, what Bridie is doing, hard core girls, the butchering of the English language, verbal and grammar Nazi’s, verbal crutches, evolution of language, Urban Dictionary, YouTube ads, capitalism, monthly fees, don’t hate the player hate the game, big bad ghosts of the internet, stroking checks, Ben the watch guy, HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Brutal Ballet on Facebook

This episode contains: Celebrating, little kid soccer, Lionel Messi, Steven playing soccer, Edna playing soccer, Dorst’s break, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, recording RSP, 1989 Batman, so much Batman talk, The Shining, Steven thinks Dorst will hate it, remakes, Angry Birds, meat of the show, bullying, Edna at school, Julia at school, How do you stop bullying? Kids in sports, socialization, nature vs. Nurture, buying a house, starter homes, PBS house talk, Nick at Edna’s school, handicapped spaces in Russia, what do we know about Russia? Putin, disabled dating, KGB, The Americans, Nailin' Palin, Destiny, a “small” synopsis, Fantasy Football vs playing video games, more Destiny talk, still talking Destiny, Minecraft still comes to Occulus, still talking Destiny, Occulus Rift for your phone, Steve Jobs, iPhone vs Android, our favorite moments, going through our library, theories about the Joker.

This episode contains: Awkward conversation, weekend recap, Italian food, texting while driving, pissed off servers, no beers, Devon’s family, traditional wedding process, Grandma dates, expecting families, Devon’s mom loves Nicole, Devon's family thinks he’s only dated one person, child conception, couch loving, stacked up like chord wood, Devon and kids, old shitty parents, Devon is a good babysitter, Devon drinks all the liquor, white Russian no white, time machine to relive childhood, penetrated souls, hangovers, Jen’s family, who is important family, Satanic wedding invitations, Daniel Radcliffe, Stephen King’s son, comic books, Horns, Volkswagen-gate, Devon chokes, cars that can cheat on tests, Ludwig’s fault, BB-8, kids destroy Devon’s toys, Emily walking, Devon having kids, Devon is a critic, San Jose is expensive, Steven mumbles, Devon and trans hookers, Steven got scared in Devon’s old neighborhood, PBS politics talk, spoilers Steven doesn’t follow politics, Steven is not registered to vote, talky t

This episode contains: No Dorst, special guest Martine Domingues, no shit to pimp, The Drunken Sister, Steven and Martine make a baby, special treatment for the pregnant, Martine and Dorst, sexual harassment, casual racism, Dorst's sexism, defining feminism, high school friends, chemicals and artificial sweeteners, Martine is excited for Star Wars (sarcasm), Steven's Lego addiction, things get real, Steven's video game addiction, Martine was not happy Steven spent 6 hours playing Mad Max while she was working, Steven's hobbies, what does it mean to be a productive member of society?, Legos and video games are the only things keeping Steven from killing us all, putting effort into creative base careers, Steven's path of least resistance, big picture v small picture, Martine the Tetris Champ, hardcore grounding, boy crazy, what podcasts Martine doesn't listen to

This episode contains: What episode is it?, being old with a cold, GeekDig grinding, Clint being stabbed in the back, Henno email, Fuck Rope, reflection of Henno in anal bead, angry email/reaction to last week’s episode, school administrators and parenting, the why of higher education, what we wanted to be when we grew up, Labor Day Weekend, gigantic Jenga, beer and cider, playing games on Periscope, the art and joy of BBQing, wild meat chat, eating horse or dog, more listener email, small town arson, grammar improvement, “I’m not going to kill a bitch but I’mma gonna wing a mother fucker,” Second Amendment in action, a whole new level of fucked up, Sangria/Santeria, Criminal Justice Nick and his girlfriend, 1701 shares a sad story (fake), our first experiences with porn, Ben violates himself for 8 hours, porn for men and women, Periscope Q&A, two guys one horse, two girls one cup, Kim Davis (fuck that bitch), After the Gold Rush by Miles Greb

This episode contains: Elephant noises, Edna’s a dick, Wonder Woman, violent images, a nation of pussies, dangerous vaginas, bronies, horsetail buttplugs, show research, other violent characters, shit banned from planes, knitting needle shanks, the PC world, jungle gym violence, Bart Simpson, Beavis and Butthead, normal society, Dukes of Hazzard, Big Wheels, common sense, Dorst sings, the power of flags, Steven in angry, Notch love, Minecraft, giant corporations, empty side of success, if we hit it big, grinding, playing golf, first world problems, rich people, whining, the man with the worlds largest penis, the woes of a giant penis in Mexico, giant balls, Steven’s dick, grower, gym dicks, questions from Periscope!

This episode contains: Live on Periscope!, post live live show show, DLP 100th episode, thanks to Bang the Drum, Patreon, bonus show, Ben apologizes, Road Worrier video game, Stevens addiction, off-season movie dump, why games based on movies suck, video game production, Destiny gross, Episode 7 possible weekend numbers, Ben's shitty story, sexism, how to use a plunger, Steven's hairy story, sly comments, Sloane's pubic area, free lippin' it, sexual chemistry in RSP, listener email, squirting, The plight of Martine Domingues, email from Nick, public education issues, writing criticism, Steven puts the kibosh on IRL, we ask for pics of Nicks girlfriend, college dorm stories, Ben would have manned up and had a threesome, Ben's panties story, Steven's first drunk sexual experience (was amazing, apparently)

This episode contains: Live show from Bang the Drum Brewery, Star Wars Disney, Toon Town, new Star Wars poster, we aren’t funny, Dorst takes anti-anxiety meds, Apple Store, migraines, cell phone tickets, we are nervous, America’s Book of Secrets, Free Masons, Steven dies on the vine, potty training, stunning your kids, questions from the audience, poetry, Haiku, Dorst’s last ticket, CHP, Steven doesn’t have weird sex, Dorst has “relations”, Jeremy saves us , technical difficulties, Where did BTD come from?  Nano brewery, micro/macro brewery, BTD growing, making chocolate, Jeremy is sexy, gateway sours, Waimea hops, Jeremy and Noelle’s favorite beer, nucleation glasses, EDC, molly, Origin of the BTD name, Cards against Humanity.

This episode contains: We are joined by Dropping Loads, low key DLP, human hype machine, Milky and Pouch don’t do shows alone, 100th episode, live show prep, land lines, roosters in Miami, Santeros, Santeria, killing chickens, dead goat houses, Dorst is out, DLP Halloween specials, podcast in the name, Pouch hates Ming Chen, Ming Chen stories, threesomes, big penises, dick pics, shopping with mom, 100th episode premise, semi-permanents, Henno pics, Henno the mystery man, what makes you metal, Riff Raff, Ohio, Paco and SPJ, homeless men, Permanent John, Milky coming to America, forced english, 2nd episode of DLP, thick accents, sexual conquests, pimp hand, DLP in California, dirty cities, our fave cities in California, San Francisco, San Diego, Castro district, Haight Ashbury, rivers of shit, Ghostbusters 2, entering the country illegally, the process of becoming a citizen, Pouch is Thai, the Mayflower, Steven is Native American, buses from Argentina, Mexican as fuck, SPJ is fascinated with Steven’s last name,

This episode contains: Steven is back, syndication, Top Gear, streaming, vacations, Lost Wages, Steven gets Vegas, classic Vegas, room service, suites, Vegas highways, bad froyo, Dorst can’t say opaire, Steven can’t get drunk, Fat Tuesday’s, measuring Devon’s cock, Mythbusters, Biblical vs. Scientific, secret best man jokes, Steven’s mom’s first tit, mental crisis, Vegas is a 3 out of 5, monster trucks, Dorst drinks a lot of beer, Dorst’s family, Non-alcoholic Ipa’s, Vegas fall out, shitty health care system, meningitis, Steven the single dad, talking like Dorst, mystery movie, Kingsman, box office breakdown, Fantastic Four, Adam Sandler, Straight Out of Compton, gangster rap, Colors, RSP future shows, VHS, bold, regular and italic, watching movies with kids, censored Avatar.

Note: Devon wanted to call this episode "Pretentious Cocktail Compendium for Imbibing on the Occasion of One’s 21st Anniversary of Birth" but he doesn't get final say on that shit. -Steven This episode cotnains: Guest host, Steven?, vacation, Jen and Devon, weddings, question popping planning, wedding v. marriage, asking father’s permission, commitment to each other before kids, 26 is the new 18, Devon’s wedding plans, bride and groom too drunk to find hotel after wedding, wedding size, what age to have kids, listener emails, Devon does know SFP’s email address, (ScienceFactionPodcast@gmail.com) quarks are cool, making fun of people who are spelling and grammar challenged, haven’t found the line yet, Steven is a Grammar Officer in the National Socialist German Workers Party, voice to text, “not bag on Steven episode,” bag on Steven, mobile toddlers, Fast and Furious, Devon loves Steven (Ben does not), Patreon, Devon has no say in business decisions, listener email re: turning 21 and drinking, why Devon did no

This episode containes: Dropping Loads not doing shows, expensive Legos, Millenium Falcon, Martine’s graduation, “Too much money”, clown pictures, Fresno house, special guest, box from Amazon, Steven doesn't know when to buy gifts, Steven almost chokes to death, Bang the Drum live show, Steven proposes to Martine story, validity of marriage, Devon & Jen’s wedding, Martine calls in, tailgating Devon’s wedding, new beer, Steven and Martine go to a bratwurst restaurant, waitress titties, big beers, Martine gets drunk, poopie diapers, first world baby problems, kid Star Wars, Bubba’s nighttime routine, poop looks, peoples overreaction to a little rain, lighting and thunder, “The Fight”, Ant-Man review.

This episode contains: Pulling back the curtain, Dorst’s Elvis impersonation, meat curtains, Julia, failed equipment, bad mic techniques, mail bag, old episodes, listener criticism, mail from Ludwig, mic technique again, Patreon update, expansion of the bonus shows, amount of content we’ve put out so far, more email, Europe, our European following, funny super hero comics, SDCC 2015 recap, Batman v. Superman, Ben Affleck gets a divorce, celebrity couples, credit given to Steven, having a crisis, Superman Red Sun, Academy Awards for comic book movies, Dorst can’t speak, Suicide Squad trailer, Steven hates the Joker, versions of the Joker, Arrow, mumbly Batman, cartoon Batman, Batman’s parents are dead...again, practical effects, Minion movie kills, turds fighting, timing of the next Star Wars trailer, rated R comic book movies, Steven explains Deadpool, Green Lantern, The Killing Joke, going into comic book shops, voices of Batman, dehydration from cum, Steven tells us about The Killing Joke, Marvel Unlimited,

This episode contains: Devon not caring about the mail clerk, the birth of a new podcast, balks in baseball, watching sports, router passwords, E3 chat, Star Wars Battlefront, single player vs muliplayer, Twitch, swatting, Chris Pratt and raptor suits, #blessed, thank hey-sus, giving your soul to Jesus, more sexy men, cars getting broken into, stolen wallets, SPECIAL GUEST STAR: JEN!, the next door neighbor, 5 knuckles deep, drones.    

This episode contains: Sloane is back, the elephant in the room, we thought Sloane died, back in Mexico, RSP is coming back, new host for RSP, Andy, professional man, non-ironic clothes, "real hipster", first penis, big tits, squid dick, poor shafted Andy, Andy faking black, Maureen call back, 60 grit sand paper, Sloane on facial hair, Magnum P.I, Timothy Dalton, face pussies, hipster gear, sitting on beards, Sam Elliot's mustache, mustache nicknames, Paul shaves his head, mid life crisis, pedophile pranks, Steven's daughter, gushing on babies, sexy scientists, distracted by computers, mustache mustache titty, Sloane in Mexico, "Rent of Horse", Sloane's sister is too hot for Mexico, Mexican pharmacies, Mexican Xanax, Sloane wants to score heroin, dolphin sex, recapping the bonus show, cocaine and the 4th of July, Dorst loves cocaine, Mexican roofies, how to get downloads, work ethic, repartee, favorite parts of Reel Stupid, Reddit announcement. Reddit.com/r/BSpodcastNetwork

This episode contains: Back to the Future joke, Steven never lived in Oceano, telling time, Maureen is scared of the internet, cursing, favorite words, Bubba curses, irony, Bridie, more dentist’s, professionalism, new toys for Dorst, BS Podcast Network, nerds, Mexican Italian, farts are funny, Steven is nervous, Hawaii, telescopes on Mauna Kea according to Michelle, shitting on the people of Hawaii, SCOTUS ruling, same sex marriage, Maureen breaks down religion, bible talk, becoming a Christian, coming out to Maureen, God speaks to Maureen, menopause, Steven & Ben won’t live to see their wives “change”, C-word, night sweats, the stages of menopause, migraines vs. wrinkles, 107 years old, whiskey out of the bottle, dishwashers, Santa Maria, bad hospitals, Dorst’s bad hospital experience, catholic schools, working bingo, finding Jesus, digging through others people’s shit, Steven puts bad mojo on Dorst, Steven downsized his Lego’s, Steven the stay at home dad, Steven the writer, Naked & Afraid, Maureen

This episode contains: Three owners of an incorporated business reenact some K/S fiction for your listening pleasure. The explicit tag is very much in effect for this one. What's that? You don't know what K/S fiction is? Well, you know Star Trek? Do you know who Kirk and Spock are? Did you know that they love each other very much? Intrigued? Listen now. And once again, thank you to all of our Patrons  and don’t forget to check out the BS Podcast Network!

This episode contains: Numerology, butt plugs, ATM, porn categories, Steven explains the internet, true random, South Carolina flag, scary ghosts, NPR, traveling is Steven’s favorite, Pete’s a silly goose, the trots, riding in cars with babies, Steven’s Father’s Day, new Lego video game, FF on Blu Ray, Disney’s Playmation, Jurassic World is HUGE, Bubba screaming, Dorst’s Father’s Day, Steven bumps the cables, the small kicks, dreading church, technical difficulties, stewing, melt downs at church, parenting, taboo, drinking beer, drinking more beer, drinking more beer, Dorst drinks more beer than he has blood in his body, Thug Kitchen, vegetarians, Steven yells, Steven is getting fat, “Eat like you give a fuck”, Insanity workout, “Get shit done”, podcasting, on demand media, tip of the sword, Devon buys his first album on ITunes, digital media, Devon is from the dark ages, Steven makes excuses for Devon, K/S teaser.

This episode contains: Green Day, Steven’s first record, music definitions, “Pop Punk”, NOFX, age of our audience, working at the bar, defining “86ed”, Casino, sexy pics, bucket full of mayo, taking care of business, sexy mayo talk, chat rooms, lady’s man Mike, Mike bangs a rando, 10 lbs of cum, sniffing fingers, awkward interactions, Edna at Steven’s wedding, Jurassic World, Inside Out, Pixar movies, Incredibles 2, force field diaphragm’s, monster movies vs. action movies, CG, Mad Max jokes, Star Wars opening weekend, Disney uses $20’s for toilet paper, Ant-Man, Daredevil, Spiderman TV show, the Netflix model, Ultimate Spiderman, GOT talk (spoilers), Dorst might be out on GOT.