Who Are These Podcasts?

We're back after a short hiatus for Kevin getting the plague.  This week it's Buzzfeed's The Tell Show Podcast that we listened to and boy was it a doozy.  We kind of go all over on this episode and veer off onto tangents that are neither interesting or entertaining but somehow are way better than the podcast we are reviewing.  Also, Kevin trots out his half-baked Nic Cage impression and Karl and the WATP Jingle Dept. debut their latest hit jingle for us.  Come listen before you have to spend time with your family opening presents filled with socks and chocolate oranges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we review Lena Dunham's Podcast entitled, Women of the Hour.  Neither Karl nor Kevin know much about Ms. Dunham except that she's naked on her show a bunch and no one seems to enjoy it.  Weird thing to be famous for but whatevs.  Anyways, we dive into body image issues as Lena interview several women about several things.  Kevin and Karl try to check their privilege but don't even really understand what that means so... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back and this week we listened to the Cat Lady Podcast which is a very accurate title as it's just girls talking about cats.  Karl tells us about his cat and Kevin schools the listeners on the difference between dogs and cats (they are a different species).  Arnold Schwarzenegger stops by for a bit as does Cobra Commander.  We also discover Kevin's new talent of singing cat songs.  It's a purrrrrfect show... see what we did there we said purr like the noise a cat makes.  Listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week of WATP is in the books.  This time we review a podcast called That Damn Drunk which may take the prize as one of the worst podcasts we've ever reviewed.  It just didn't click for Kevin and Karl so much so that Kevin was ready to get off his couch and actually get angry.  Yes, Kevin gets angry this show and it almost feels weird to hear.  But don't worry cuz Karl reigns him back in sort-of and they try to right the ship.  Remember, all it takes is one poopy podcast about drinking to set Kevin off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an all new WATP coming 'atcha people!  This week we reviewed All Sorted: A Podcast About LEGO.  Yes, a LEGO podcast finally!  Kevin is in heaven (that rhymed, boom) and Karl is annoyed (didn't rhyme, boom).  We find out all about LEGO minifigures and Kevin's unhealthy obsession with them.  Karl introduces us to more gems from the WATP Jingle Dept.  So enjoy bag-slappers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey America, it's a new episode of WATP!  This week we review Sleep With Me, a podcast that helps you fall asleep.  Kevin does some Cobra Commander AND what he assumes is a good impression of the Sleep With Me host, Drew Ackerman.  Karl debuts his new sleep podcast idea and introduces us to a horrible YouTube video featuring the best artists of 2009.  It's a doozy folks!  So put down your spray paint and Dump Trump stencils and instead make a sign that says "WATP is neato #1". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we review a show called Weekly Infusion which is a show featuring Dr. Drew and some other people that basically throwing medical terms around like some sort of gross frisbee.  Seriously, this show probably shouldn't even exist unless you are into hearing about gross stuff.  Basically it's the WATP of medical shows.  Enjoy it in your ears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Halloween folks!  This week's podcast has nothing to do with Halloween because we here at WATP don't plan ahead like that.  Instead, we reviewed a video game music podcast called The Legacy Music Hour.  Did you know that people listen to video game music outside of when they play the games?  Yes, they do and they have a podcast all about it too.  Kevin and Karl enter the world of VGM and can't wait to return to their own home planet.  Kevin confesses his love for Solomon's Key and Karl confesses his love for Fish Caves.  Yep, it's another WATP comin' atcha folks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP.  The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably.  This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories features creepy kids and stuff.  We have a guest on the show this week to help us out.  His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else).  Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival.  Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we reviewed the JohnJay & Rich show which is a syndicated radio show in a bunch of markets.  Does that means its good, not really.  They talk about scary clowns and celebrity gossip, two topics that are almost interchangeable.  Kevin invites a "scary" clown onto the show to discuss the current state of affairs.  His name is Dorkles: The Outdoors Clown.  Dorkles enlightens us on what makes a clown tick.  The guys rip apart the "War of the Roses" "bit" that JohnJay & Rich hang their careers on (emphasis on hang).   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back and this week they have a doozy... or a "Duji" as it were.  We reviewed the radio show/podcast, Rover's Morning Glory.  It's a morning zoo-style radio show from Cleveland.  Did we like it?  Do we like ANY morning zoo shows?  The answer to those questions rhymes with "fo" (it's NO for the layperson).  Karl had a lot of fun with the bumpers and production of the show and Kevin... well didn't have any fun with anything.  Join us again for a deep dive into the poo-pool of morning radio and all the hacky stuff you've come to love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kevin and Karl listen to a podcast called The Baby-Sitters Club Club.  Finally, a podcast about a series of books that 14 year old girls would collect and eventually stack in their closets until their parents had to sell them in a garage sale for a penny each.  Here's the kicker though, the hosts are two dudes who AREN'T teenage girls.... wacky isn't it?  This is a fun one so take a listen won't you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We apologize for the late posting of this episode but Kevin got his panties all bunched up over some dumb stuff and had to reschedule the show.  Anyways, here it is... Episode 30 of WATP.  This week we reviewed a show all about Emoji and it was just as fascinating as it sounds.  I mean what else can you say about tiny pictures of water pistols and monkeys and shit?  Kevin and Karl mutually disliked the show as you would probably expect.  However they get off on a tangent about McDonald's characters for no reason.  Kevin confuses pineapple emoji with the erect eggplant emoji... a lot.  Karl doesn't see the value in squirt gun emoji but is totally on board with poo emoji in reference to his fetishes.  Have a fun listen and go {heart} {smiley} {vagina} {eggplant} yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another podcast reviewed on WATP.  This week we had the pleasure of reviewing a podcast we actually really enjoyed called My Dad Wrote A Porno.  The premise is simple.  A few English folks read passages from an erotic novel written by one of the host's dads.  Trust us, it's ridiculous and funny.  Kevin and Karl both enjoyed this show thoroughly and pulled a bunch of clips that will hopefully convince you too.  Karl shoehorns in another song parody and tells us about his weekend seeing McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band, Mac Sabbath.  Kevin laughs a lot and says "like" roughly 342 times (we estimated) during the episode.  So take that America, we CAN like a podcast as long as it features discussions of a porno nature.  Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP, we tackle a show called This Feels Horrible.  The show is basically about relationships, but more accurately, relationships from a female perspective.  So right off the jump we are put at a disadvantage because we are what some would call, men.  But, rest assured your hosts tackle this show like the all the others and try to find the best stuff we can in the abyss of spoken words.  Karl was basically shot out of a cannon this week with his take on what is right and wrong with the show... more the latter.  Kevin does his best to sympathize with the girls as always but also gets dragged down by the mindlessness of the discussion and his pending trip to IKEA.  So there you have it, it's a rough listen... but aren't they all folks?   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP, the boys review another "theater of the mind" style podcast called The Bright Sessions.  The premise of the show is that we are listening in on private conversations between a therapist and her patients as they deal with "paranormal" type events in their lives.  Kevin thinks the paranormal stuff should also include sasquatches and chupacabras but to each his own.  Karl can't get enough of the sound effects and puts together a few music medleys to help the show when it suffers from lack of substance.  Cobra Commander drops by for a brief and unwelcomed hello because apparently that is all that Kevin can focus on now.  We are both amused by the onslaught of cheap sound effects used during the Bright Sessions and adopt a few of our own for the show as well.  So get your notepad, close the door behind you and walk heavy footed over to the couch and listen to another gem of a podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin and Karl review a podcast that is all about pens.  Yep, pens... those things that are mightier than the sword or whatever.  The show is called The Pen Addict and we listened to episode #212 titled "Captain Orange Beard".  Karl comes to us remote this week from Philadelphia where he is staying in an AirBnB that may/may not be owned by Boyz II Men.  Kevin, yet again, talks about how pens aren't that weird a thing to be into and drops hints to his eventual LEGO podcast he will bore the world with.  The guys collectively don't understand the pen fanaticism but then again we don't use things to write things.  We type them on a computer like normal well-adjusted people.  Whatever, if you like pens and writing or paper (yeah they gush over paper too) then listen to The Pen Addict.  I can guarantee you that Kevin and Karl won't be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a movie review style podcast called "Films and Swearing", episode #80, titled "The Terminator". Basically this is a podcast that reviews an entire movie scene by scene and this month is Terminator month. We should also mention that the hosts of Films and Swearing are Scottish. Very Scottish. Kevin loved this show and is, in fact, now a fan and has subscribed. He enjoyed there use of "fooking" as a swear and also their uncanny Arnie impression at the top of the show. Karl, on the other hand, didn't like the show at all. I know this may be shocking to our listeners! So even though we both didn't agree on this show, we did have some good discussions on Kevin Smith and even Cobra Commander AND "Yakov Smirnoff" made an appearance to liven things up. WATP has had their budget approved for jingles so get ready to hear more of those in the coming episodes or as fast as Karl can create them.... err... I mean as fast as our production department can get them to us. Learn more about your ad choices

Karl and Kevin return after a couple weeks off to bring you a new episode about everyone's favorite "fake creature captured in weird egg" game, Pokemon Go. That's right, there are Pokemon Go Podcasts out there and we reviewed one called Go Time. Episode titled, "Love At The Dog Park". Now normally Kevin is lazy and does no research at all for shows. He basically does sub-par impressions and tries not to mess up the audio recording too much. But this week, well Kevin stepped up his game and actually PLAYED Pokemon Go. Not because he thought it would make the podcast better, but because he feels old and wants very desperately to fit in with what the youths are into. Karl on the other hand, was oddly nice this week and wasn't MF'ing the hosts as much as usually. Has he turned over a new leaf? Perhaps, but that leaf is was covered in doo-doo-feces anyways most likely. So take a listen and welcome back what some are calling "a horrible podcast that offends me only when they say bad things about my podcast". Learn

Your pals Kevin and Karl are back and reviewing a podcast called Love At First Pizza, episode titled "Two Truths And A Lie".  Basically the show dives deeply into the lives of two "lovers" that met at a pizza place.  Kevin basically didn't do his homework this week and thought they'd be reviewing a show about how to properly love pizza (hint, you f**k it).  Karl got annoyed at basically everything that came out of the host's word-holes.  We tried playing Two Truths And A Lie and learned way more about Karl (he got punched in his massive dick while in Spain).  Really though, just listen and have fun with whatever the hell this show is supposed to be.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices