Here For The Wrong Reasons

Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!!  The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons.  Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons.  Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old!  Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices