Chewin' It With Kevin And Steve

Missi Pyle (The Artist, Dodgeball, Galaxy Quest) & Zach Selwyn (G4 Attack of the Show, ESPN Dream Job, Freeloaders!) join Kevin & Steve to talk about their hot new podcast Missi & Zach Might Bang! They sing a lot of songs AND cover, podcasting drunk, microphones with built in straws, Kyle Chandler, auditioning for The Artist, how to improvise songs, Scarlett Johansson, Dodgeball teeth, chugging syrup, Captain Clambeard and of course a free association rap wrap up!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense, A.I., Silicon Valley) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover beards, the new Silicon Valley season, his Amazon pilot "Oasis", South Africa, "Future Man", auditioning, partying with Bruce Willis, eating broccoli, Oz, Kate Capshaw, golf, NYU, how to tie your shoes AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Actor, Writer Paul Walter Hauser (Super Troopers 2, I, Tonya) returns to talk nut salt, Wrestlemania, lower body tattoos, Kingdom, Margot Robbie, Tonya Harding, ST2, hot dogs, high school dance teams, taking the bus, Twitter hacks, Big Bird's tits and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

200 Episodes! In celebration we bring back our first guest ever: Nat Faxon. We cover his new Netflix series Friends from College, St. Elmo's Fire, McCormick & Schmick part ways?, Cobie Smulders, Fred Savage, the trials & tribulations of getting a movie made, where is the Oscar?, Quicksilver, Teamsters, Bill Paxton, The Groundlings, Thad Ripple, dimpled asses & MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

As companion piece to last week, Kevin & Steve get positive and run down Things They Love. They cover their ST2 test screening build up, Steve's puns, fat wet veiny sharpies, why teriyaki is bullshit, beef in a box, food that smells like B.O., abreevs like unforch & appreesh, Kong, sweaty cheese, pissin' on ice AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down a new list of Things They Hate. They cover automatic lift gates, getting fucked at the drive thru, the realization that Heffernan will eat turkey but will never GO to Turkey, hacking bottom feeders, mouth stretching hamburgers, direct flights to every city, trolls, thin sharpies AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jay Chandrasekhar is back because he WROTE A BOOK!  "Mustache Shenanigans" is Jay's autobiography coming out MARCH 28TH. He joins Kevin & Steve to share stories from the book about Super Troopers and the early Broken Lizard days. They also cover an ST2 update, why Jay wouldn't let Lemme pre-read, why terrorism is not his "jam," Buttfuck Egypt, what his Dad thought of the book, Ben Gay, how being Indian made him a director, the Indian Jackie Robinson of comedy, Burt Reynolds blowback, Dev Patel, independent film, how to write a book, the hidden dick on the book cover AND MORE!  Enjoy the Chew!

Our friend Bill Paxton passed away, so we dedicate this week's episode to his memory. We share plenty of Paxton stories and laughs as we cover Coconut Pete, pancakes, Chet, "Beef: It's whats for dinner," crushing a guitar, sailing lessons with Bill, paraffins!, fartcatchers, his visit to Chewin' It, A Simple Plan, One False Move and MUCH MORE! We're gonna miss him. ENJOY THE CHEW!

This year Kevin lost the Oscar bet and it's time to pay UP! Steve does the honors on Kevin's foot as they also cover cell phone addiction, taking a $900 shit in a $500 suit, the EODM HBO doc, how to stink up your piss, hot bladders, an Oscar recap, Timberlake for Prez, what Kevin has in common with Warren Beatty, the Cannabis Cup blunder of 2015, the Muhammad Ali of Piss Contests, reflections of getting pissed on AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

It's Oscar weekend! Steve is back from vacation in time for Oscar picks so Kevin & Steve go head to head. Why should you care? Because loser gets their foot pissed on. They also cover SPOILER ALERTS, chicken nuggets, shitting on the rug, The Mopeys, why movies should have an ending, Gregois' favorite French film, Emma Stone, Gosling vs. Michael Bolton, Lego Batman, Denzel, a general dick sucking of La La Land AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are on opposite sides of the country, but they still get in a Chew. Being away from each other makes them want to catch up so they discuss a Super Troopers 2 Update, pastelitos, Gregois the delightful young French boy, screening for Fox, pick up shots, EODM, Tom Terrific wins the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day, Romance, Pitbull, Valentine's babies vs. Super Bowl babies, April 7, the Oscars and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

For the first time in 2017 Kevin & Steve answer the Chew Crew's burning questions! They cover the Super Troopers 2 update! Saturday night at Taco Bell, mustache rides, Bickerfest, "Never stop fucking," hoarders in the sky, Budweiser-The five tool player of beers, killing Landfill, Lemme Heffernan fights, crassholes, Jessica Simpson, Wacky Packs, Cheetos vs. Cheese Puffs AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

Having finished doing some great live shows, Kevin & Steve reflect on the opposite: Their Worst Live Shows Ever. They cover bombing, tech problems, Broken Lizard at Hobart College, Rico Suave, Boogie woogie, Chinese Charlie Brown, being Kevin Hart's bitch, bar shows, Loretta Lynn, fake blizzards, force majeure, the O.J. verdict and MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve recap their Holiday time apart and cover Dondi, Cracker Barrel, the Vermont road trip, "How ya doin'?"... "Sweaty," bling sunglasses, "When I'm naked do I look like a dick?," streaming The Crown, Pipin', tarmac snaps, the Costco parking lot, yellow snow, Rogue One and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

An UPDATE from the edit room of Super Troopers 2! Steve & Kevin visit with the ST2 Editor Spencer Houck. They cover editing the sequel, Dutch fish, Houckamania, Lemme's paunch, Kevin's new glasses, Spencer's edit glove, the challenges of ST2, tech specs, cock socks, best edit room fights, Downton Abbey edit room farts, La La Land edit room farts, Canadian Classic Rock, melatonin junkies AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

It's a carcast! Kevin & Steve run through those times when their jokes have gone a little too far. They cover: Losing the crowd, self editing, razzleberry dressing, cheesesteaks, tinsel whores & garland bitches, JFK laundry detergent, the word "pussy," Michael Clarke Duncan, Stephen Hawking,  teen disgust, bath salts & MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

With Thanksgiving behind them and the Christmas shopping season ahead, Kevin & Steve run down what THEY want for Christmas. Among other things they cover Thanksgiving, road rage, why Farva is crazy, the ST2 edit UPDATE, Black Friday, Dumb Saturday, fat moles, fluffy towels, the problem with Genies, hanging with Santa, the belly jiggle band, Christmas Spirit and MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are in Madison, WI enjoying cheese curds and live show audiences. That inspires them to tell some road stories about Wisconsin, live tweeting the Big Bang Theory, Foot Fridays, bungholes, reading a book while eating wings, steak & cake, shots, snow storms in Atlanta, cupcakes in Nanaimo AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

On the road in Portland, Kevin & Steve do a hotel-cast and run down more things they love such as: The good people of Portland, having dinner dates together, sliders, haircuts, armpit hair, "namathinkaboutit," empty middle seats, Election Day, stealing Halloween candy, taking a "life shit," the song: "Kevin is an asshole,"  soup, stand up bombing AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down 10 more things they hate. They cover Halloween, ending a text exchange, emojis, armpit cuts, sensitive teeth, "wi-fly," Easter egg hunts, "Mr. Pezident," the cold shoulder, having a drink at the Yappy Dog, neighbors, losing your Benjamin's AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!