Adventurific

The blood moon has risen, and the creatures of the night are out stalking the living, so why not treat your soul to the most hair raising, most evil, most spine chilling adventure this side of the Bermuda Triangle: The 2020 Adventurific Halloween Special! Join us this year as our local loudmouth, Josh, takes the reigns and leads our intrepid monster hunters through one of the most twisted campaigns ever deceived by man! Follow along as the team ventures into the long-abandoned amusement park known only as Sunset Valley hoping to discover the mysteries that lie within! As simple and fun as that sounds, be warned dear listener, the horrors that haunt this place may have been better off left undisturbed! Will they be able to fight the evils back that thirst for human flesh and escape, or will their souls be forever trapped within these hallowed grounds? There is only one way to find out, and unfortunately for you, it’s the SCARIEST way we got! So grab your VIP wristband and make sure you bring enough tokens bec

Back from their harrowing adventure on the high seas, our heroes are falling back into their regular, boring routine. Nothing strange, no mental breakdowns, and certainly no shattering of trusted friendships. Great. Well...I guess we can all just relax, light up some flobweed, and make some small talk for 30 minutes. So, grab a cup of your best Halfling wine and don't forget to bring your new shield, because on this week's Adventurific, we're advancing the plot!

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY Recorded 10/16/20 at 12:18 a.m. TAKE ONE Danielle reading the episode recap after we lost Episode 44: The Letter, The Lover and the Tortle That Cared Too Much Please edit out the back half of this recording, HE got into the booth and I do not want to hear his voice right now. JOSH IF YOU ARE READING THIS: IF EVER CATCH YOU EATING SOUP IN THE EDITING BAY AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WON’T SURVIVE THE NIGHT! Thanks, Nick

Ever had one of those vacations where it was such an unmitigated disaster that the journey home feels like it takes a million years, and you'd sacrifice every one of your friends' souls to an unholy demigod just to sleep in your own bed again? Yeah, its about time we head back to Fireshear... Join us this week on a brand new episode of Adventurific as the intrepid Company hauls anchor and leaves that ramshackle death box known as Shark...Darkrim... is it Carpkin Scoop? Whatever, we pack up and leave that shit hole in the dust. Not to worry, dear listener. There's plenty waiting for us back in Fireshear, such as a bar that needs checking in on, Quint and Trundle need to do some shopping slash arguing with an old man, and Skip's got a package waiting for him! Don't worry, Tally also has stuff going on, like maybe a little bit of backstory...perhaps? How's that for a hook? So grab your Booty and find its matching Glove, because on this week's Adventurific, you're going to learn some real mind blowing stuff ab

Alright, I was instructed by Legal that I need to apologize for my comments in last week description. Giraffes are not “God’s Mistakes” or “poorly constructed horses”; they are quality animals. Not like Beavers, those over achieving water squirrels. Get a dental plan, you flat tailed chainsaws! What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, this week’s episode of Adventurific. This week, the Company makes tracks to the local watering hole to see a man about a tattoo, Quint gets into it with a rival captain (for obvious reasons), and when the security of the ship is compromised Skip gets all “Maximum Effort” for whatever reason! I have no idea why, but does anyone here really understand why Skip does anything he does? I didn’t think so. So belly up to the bar and remember not to wake the tortle because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it would be REALLY helpful if you stopped stabbing the Changling!

I’ve got to ask, does anyone actually read these things? Like, could I type anything here and no one would ever notice? Let’s find out… Welcome to Adventurific! On this week’s episode, The Company has a nice little chat about our newly acquired level ups, have a nice little shopping spree over at The Bone Collector and Skip has a nice little lesson about how to talk to people of otherworldly authority! All in all, it’s a nice little episode! I’ve never trusted giraffes. I feel like they are just poorly constructed horses and no one has the guts to admit God made a mistake. So remember to budget accordingly and speak loudly, yet clearly into the stone because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, if I buy more than 3 skeletons, can I get a discount?

Holy Biscuits! Can you actually BELIEVE that this ramshackle crew of ding dongs actually MANAGED to escape the likes of an adult kraken AND on top of that, fly their ship all the way to safety while it was LITERALLY falling apart around them? I can’t and I was there! Well, hold on to those socks because the list of things we are capable of will only get longer on this week’s Adventurific as the Company sets foot into the pirate sanctuary of Sharkskin cove! That’s right! An entire town for pirates! Who would have guessed that was even possible?! It’s now up to Quint to pull up all his old Seaman™ trainin and not only keep us out of trouble, but also get on the good graces of the Pirate Queen herself! Tough act for some, but there’s no one slicker than Quint Strideshaw. So pack your “Orc to Common” translation guide, and remember who you’re talking to, because on this week’s Adventurific, DO NOT get that stuff on your skin, it will burn STRAIGHT through to the bone!

Okay, let’s be serious for a second. There’s been a little tension with a few members of the Company lately. It’s nothing serious, no one got hurt, but there needs to be a dialog before this goes too far… Yeah you got it; someone’s getting yelled at this week… Tune in to this much needed episode of Adventurific as the only one who knows how to run a boat correctly takes issue with the only one who knows how to reset his own thumb after he dislocates it messing around. Also, because that wasn’t exciting enough, all of us learn the limits of the Soggy Clam and you can bet your ass we’re going to push this baby as far as she can go! Yeah, no, it’s nothing but positive vibes over here. So, remember who got you what you have and don’t look at that shape following us, because on this week’s Adventurific, I don’t care what happens, no one is allowed to do a Scotty from “Star Trek”” impression! I mean it.

Holy biscuits! I bet you, the listener, weren’t expecting that! Of all things to happen on a boat, I’m certain NONE of you were ready for the blatant abuse of captain authority, let alone the mistreatment of an innocent changeling! Yeah, we here at Adventurific like to keep things spicy, so good luck keeping up with all our twists and turns! Also, see Kraken Tune in this week as the Company grapples with the monstrous sea beast that seems to have a decent hold on our ship, Tally learns the powers hidden within the frigid ursidae, and Quint struggles with the moral responsibility of keeping the boat from sinking! That and drowning, nobody likes to drown. So, pray that the polar ice caps don’t melt and remember to wear eye protection because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, there’s always a bigger fish…

We’ve all had job’s we’ve hated, mostly because they involve taking orders from people who think they are bigger than they really are. They’ll push you around, they’ll try to belittle you, and they will most certainly always blame you when something goes wrong, but no matter how frustrating that can be, just remember one thing. There’s always a bigger threat waiting to swallow you whole, and it’s probably closer than you think. Dial back the ominous foreshadowing because it’s time for a brand new Adventurific! Come along this week as the Company investigates a mysterious smoke plume on the horizon, Skip gets a little too excited and prematurely pops off, and Tally flies higher than she’s ever flown before! Boy howdy, I wish I could adequately tease what happens on today’s episode but there’s just no way I could properly capture the intensity! So put on your swimsuit and remember to wear a cup because on this week’s Adventurific, something lurks beneath the safety of the Soggy Clam and it has no time for ins

So you've chosen to flee. You decided that's what's best for your well being and the betterment of those around you, is that you are simply not around. Make a break for it, so to speak. Sure you can run, but there's only so far you can get. Trouble may just be able to find you anywhere. Anchors up and all aboard on this week's Adventurific as the Company wraps up their business in Waterdeep and set sail back into that deep blue sea! Tune in as Quint attempts to herd cats, Tally tries to keep us on course, Skip does his best, and they all discover what mysteries lies beneath the waves in a tale abroad no one could ever see coming! Well, maybe you could, if you were, like, a mind wizard or whatever... So batten down the hatches and remember to keep a firm grip on your valuables in the chop because on this week's episode of Adventurific, we go up! NOW!

There’s a certain kind of look that only parents seem to have. The one that says “I’ll always love you more than the stars in the sky”, but at the same time screams, “Holy hell, my biggest regret is that I taught you to swim because I would have tossed you in the river YEARS ago”. Skip has seen that look A LOT. And now, thanks to this week’s Adventurific, you get hear this kind of family interactions LIVE (i.e. pre-recorded). Join us as the Company has to sit through one of THOSE dinners, Jayla and Skip switch dynamics for a hot minute, we dig further into the mystery of Kai Goowin, and Quint rounds out the rest of his crew with someone he should have hired back in Fireshire! Who knew you needed so many people to run a flying warship? So take a pull of the Goowin brew, and be careful on your way out of the window, because on this week’s Adventurific, regret is a strong word, but I should have asked your Dad to wear a condom after number 3!

They say “home is where the heart is”, but what that means in the grand scheme of things is a mystery to most. It could mean that you are never free of where you grew up, and no matter how hard you try, it’ll always be calling you back. Maybe it means that all of the most important decisions usually tend to lay close to home. Or maybe, it’s just some bullshit that losers say when you leave them in the dust… Whatever it means, you better be ready for a brand new Adventurific! This week, The Company makes it to the wondrous port town of Waterdeep, and they’ve already been called into a meeting with the big dogs over at AI and there’s more at stake than just their livelihoods! Let’s hope it goes well, Skip would hate to move back home…FORESHADOWING! So, put on your good tie and don’t talk with your mouth full because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it’s all hardcore negotiations and down home comfort!

The fresh salt air melts your cheeks. The roaring waves send your stomach into a tailspin. All of the hell you go through for a hot meal and a place to rest your head, was it worth it? Probably not, considering that a bunch of assholes were just GIVEN a flying warship and are in no position to keep it afloat. Pull up the anchor because it’s time for a new episode of Adventurific! We had the choice to stay on land, but thanks to our thirst for adventure, we are now stuck on this GODFORSAKEN boat with a Captain who has yet to even learn how to fly the boat, a hapless crew of scabs, and a Changling who has cut his arms to ribbons on the harpoons. We are NOT going to survive the trip to Waterdeep. So, hoist the sails and hide the biscuits from that ball-busting Captain because its high seas adventure on this week’s Adventurific and we’re going to need all hands on deck!

Ever feel like getting away? Like far away from all the nonsense that surrounds you, the stresses the cloud your every thought, and potential lawsuits that are just plain frivolous and unnecessary? Yeah, it's time for a vacation. Join us this week on Adventurific as the Company prepares for their WELL DESERVED R&R by taking care of some business like hiring some fresh blood to pick up the slack, grabbing some much needed supplies at Pimm's, and most importantly, throwing down at the Coal Chute's world famous Fight Night! Yeah, its one of those episodes... So, grab your teeth from the bucket, and remember to haggle, because on this weeks episode Adventurific, the man, the myth, the legend RETURNS...

Every once in a while, you might be required to put in more effort than you feel is required. I know that sounds insane, but you may be asked to step up, make the big choices, and act like the big person you should be by now in your life. Welcome to this week’s Adventurific, where responsibility, critical thinking, and tough choices coalesce into a fine paste that I only ask you take ONE bite of. On today’s show, Skip must put on his manager face and hire some new blood at the Chute, Tally has her hands full with a ding dong who can’t take a hint, and Quint does merciless things to our new flying ship. We will probably have to burn it later just to get the stains out… So shine your shoes and remember to act like you want to be there, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, why don’t you give me three of your weaknesses and one better not be “I care TOO much”!

Camp can be a tough thing for a child to deal with. It’s a new place, with unfamiliar faces who boss around, making them do nonsense activities all for the amusements of lazy counselors who would MUCH rather be smoking dope and literally doing anything else. Now take that and pile on a mysterious shape at the bottom of the lake, multiplied by the fact it’s in Moody River. Things are about to get REALLY strange on this week’s Adventurific as the Gang from Moody River continues enjoying their summer vacation at Camp WannaMcGuffin, all while attempting to discover whatever secrets the lake holds. However, there’s always more hidden in the shadows and things are about to get truly, truly outrageous for the Gang, let’s just hope they can handle it! So grab your bow and make sure not to play with fire because on this week’s Tales from the Loop finale, you never know what’s out there in the darkness until it gets you first!

Thank the stars school is FINALLY over and lucky for you, your grades weren’t that bad, so what better reward for your hard work than a trip to the bug infested, ungodly hot and all around uncomfortable great woods of Moody River, Minnesota! That’s right! We’re diving back into Tales from the Loop! Join us as Teddy and Chester begin their summer vacation at Camp Wannamaguffin, with Kitty and Dwight keeping a close eye on them as official Camp Counselors! However, just like most camps in the 80’s, not everything is as peaceful as it seems and a sinister secret haunts these woods, and there are more things to worry about than just Teddy with a bow and arrow! So, pack your bag and don’t forget the bug spray because on this week on Adventurific, you’re heading to Summer Camp!

In the vast sea of history, there can be a lot of variables to contend with. A strong push or pull in a direction you might not agree with but are forced to follow. You are merely a passenger on a ship being dragged out further than you ever wished to journey. You are stuck. However, sometimes, if you choose, you can be in control. Sometimes, you can be the captain… If you are willing to take the keys… Join us this week on a brand new Adventurific as Quint grapples with his duties for destiny, we welcome a new member into the Coal Chute family, and Tally struggles with the responsibility of upper management especially when the employee couldn’t find the sun with a map. It’s going to be a long shift at the Chute tonight. So, grab the most authoritarian looking hat, and make sure to feed and walk your new friend, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, if he piddles on the floor, you’ll be the one to clean it up!

You’re in a tight spot. You’ve spent so much time and effort getting to your peak that you have no time life to think of an exit strategy if it all goes to hell. It’ll all crumble around you and you’ll just be standing there holding the shattered pieces of your dreams thinking “how could I have stopped this?”. Here’s the thing; you couldn’t…see where I’m going with this? Join us this week on Adventurific as Skip’s choices finally come home to roost, Quint feels harder than he’s ever felt before, and Tally makes a positive D.I.Y. choice while her friends suffer. What else is new? So bite the leather and don’t let them get to you, because on this week’s brand new episode of Adventurific, you know the old saying; “What goes up…” yadda yadda, everything works out or something like that…