Sake Sentai Drinkenger

We say goodbye to Variblune and Iron Mask Temujin and hello to Varidreen and Volcano Mask General Magman. It's Magman's chair now, kids. Also, the new Gorenger Hurricane is trying to kill us. There's some recording wackiness as the track blubbers and stutters here and there. Don't worry. It's not you. It's us. GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:For each time ANYBODY touches the Gorenger Storm/Hurricane.Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.Any time a cape flaps in the face.Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.Any time there is excessive lens flare.Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".Any time there is a riddle.Any time a child is kidnapped.Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.Any time Peggy says "Are you ready? Here we go!"Any time someone uses th

Is a man a scientist just because he wears a lab coat? How floppy can a fork be and still retain its optimal poking qualities? We're getting back to the quality spy content that makes Gorenger so good. We speculate what the Fuhrer looks like, but because we posted these episodes out of order, we already know. Turns out, he's not a Dutch guy at all.GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:For each time ANYBODY touches the Gorenger Storm/Hurricane.Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.Any time a cape flaps in the face.Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.Any time there is excessive lens flare.Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".Any time there is a riddle.Any time a child is kidnapped.Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.Any time Peggy says "Are you ready

It's here, episode 13! We got a little confused and edited the episodes out of order. Don't worry, it won't affect your overall enjoyment of the thrilling Gorenger plot(?). Tune in for more quality analysis of Midorenger's wardrobe.Tequila Yellow is very chatty/catty this episode. ("Sorry" - Tequila Yellow.)GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:For each time ANYBODY touches the Gorenger Storm/Hurricane.Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.Any time a cape flaps in the face.Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.Any time there is excessive lens flare.Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".Any time there is a riddle.Any time a child is kidnapped.Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.Any time Peggy says "Are you ready? Here we go!"Any time someone uses their

Kaijo's given up. Oiwa needs to do it to a robot. The plans are as convoluted as ever! Get a beer and enjoy this crude conversation.GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso. Doing your own stunts looks rad and great. :c When your friend is

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso. This costume is a little TOO intimate.

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cape flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger, says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.OH NO. Vodka Blue has been KIDNAPPED. Whatever shall we do?! Gin Violet (FKA Wine Burgundy) is here to help us figure out this mystery... and these episodes. Things to ponder while watching these episodes: weaponized turtles, don't let your friends be pedophiles, tiny mines, when heroes are just plain mean.  The plot of this episode

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.We've recovered from the terror of the zeppelin and are feeling great. Nothing could be as terrible as the episodes we watched in episode 8, not even... I'm going to be honest, I don't really remember much about these episodes. There were some darts. Eyeballs. A monster got inside a torpedo? Wait no. I remember. 0010 IS A STUPID NAME AND HE WAS NOT HANDSOME. We all

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso. Fuck. This. Zeppelin.

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso. Welcome to the 1970s. Designed by Playmobil

Its an even episode, which means the booze has really kicked in. This week, we talk about romancing younger men, gaslighting women, terrible hair monsters, and puns that actually make sense when translated.GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso.

Merry Christmas, everyone! In this bonus episode, we get drunk on Christmas Eve and watch Super Sentai Christmas episodes, an annual tradition we like to call "40oz Christmas". The drinking rules are listed below!

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a cap flaps in the face.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.12. Any time Kirenger compares himself to Mt. Aso. Acting Casual 101

First off, let us start by apologizing. We're sorry. Rule number 1 was a terrible mistake. It ruined us, especially Tequila Yellow. We'll be amending that rule in episode 5. Also, don't worry, we won't be eating food out of bowls anymore. The sound of forks scraping on ceramic is not, one might say, good podcasting. Only soft, handheld food not eaten near the mic here on out for these rangers.The good news is we have a new mic! It's omnidirectional, so that should eliminate the issue of one or two of us sounding like we're broadcasting from inside a sofa. The last four episodes have been an experiment--feeling out the rules and weighing the results. We've learned a lot. And boy, have we drank a lot.GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. (redacted)2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is a

For more wacky images, check out Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/drinkenger/We tried a new mic setup, but it wasn't quite right. A whole new mic is on the way.GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. Finish your drink any time they do their finishing move with some athletic equipment.2. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).3. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.4. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.5. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.6. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.7. Any time there is excessive lens flare.8. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.9. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".10. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.11. Any time a child is kidnapped.

GORENGER DRINKING RULESTake a drink:1. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).2. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.3. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.4. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.5. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.6. Any time there is excessive lens flare.7. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.8. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".9. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.10. Any time a child is kidnapped. SORRY YOUR PLAN FAILED

Our audio is not the best for our first two episodes, please forgive us. It'll get better!Gorenger Drinking RulesTake a drink:1. Any time the yellow ranger, Kirenger, eats for effect (mainly curry).2. Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.3. Any time a stunt actor just biffs it.4. Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.5. Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.6. Any time there is excessive lens flare.7. Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.8. Any time the blue ranger, Aorenger says "Aocherry"/"Archery"/"Bluecherry".9. Any time Kirenger (Yellow) doesn't understand a riddle.10. Any time a child is kidnapped.